Our server has been the target of a ddos attack for the last couple of weeks. Many have noticed how infrequent the posts have been, and that the server has been down altogether several times - this is why.
We have a pretty good idea of which group is behind it, but I won’t mention their name here. You may be able to guess.
There have been some huge developments in FSM over the last couple of weeks - I’ll be putting up these posts soon.
Thank you for your patience.
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i don’t think it was Anonymous, it was probably Scienctologists who think we are part of Anonymous, or who are upset over the fact that we make so much more sense than they do.
Well, how ’bout that? Shall we all chant: DEFENSE! DEFENSE! What is Bouncy-Tom e-scared of? Surely not the Flying Oprah Monster? A.k.a. his own actions and words? Calm down, Tommy - if you had the right deity, you wouldn’t be having these problems or Her/His denial-of-service.
Pasta-salad to all, raM-en!
Wait, what about that society of L thing? maybe they are Scientologists! L. Ron Hubbard? Coincidence? I think not
HIS NOODLY MESSAGE SHALL PREVAIL!
Dickheads.
“Violence is the last resort of the incompetent.”
Sorry to have been out of touch for a few weeks. Still trying to get back on an even keel. My physical woes have been mostly corrected, but other Stuff is still circling in the water, and it smells my blood.
DarkCityMedia (wherever you are), I sill owe you a response and some comments . I haven’t forgotten you, but my life is not being very user-friendly these days.
RAmen.
I have a few friends who’ve got skills I could always ask them for a li’l help if we get confirmation of the chaos-causing culprAts
@Curios Boy
“Just wondered how one cuestian. How do you explain things like a mirekal (if you guys use that word) like when somebody is trapped under a car or just something heavy. That they can lift it with their one hands. And that would be imposibble in some scientific way. i think you everybody has seen it on tv. like myself, i saw once a guy lift a helikopter(smal one) with his hands. and he could save his friend. if this wasnt god, how could this be posible. was it the fsm noddles that came down ad lifted it. just curios. please responde”
Sure - I’ll give you two answers:
1. Our bodies have a natural defense mechanism that prevents us from injuring ourselves by pushing ourselves to our absolute physical limit. That defense mechanism is “pain”. But under extreme circumstances, there is a “Fight or flight” response, with a huge surge of the hormone Adrenaline. When you, or a loved one, is in extreme danger, this response overwhelms your normal defenses, and allows you to use your muscles to their true maximum ability. It might appear superhuman, but it’s not. It’s just impressive.
Or - 2. There is really no gravity, the FSM got distracted and just stopped holding them down for a moment.
Take your pick.
RAmen
By the spicy meatballs of the FSM - you don’t pay attention for a few weeks and see what happens! Personally, and without a shred of evidence, I think this hack attack exudes the odour of a CoS smear campaign. There have been more attacks on various websites, all attributed to “Anonymous”. Including one especially filthy one where epileptics were exposed to fit-inducing flashing images. Of old, CoS would counter any argument with “But $FOO is a pedophile!” So now Anonymous rejoices in the undivided attention of these gits. Unwelcome, but hardly unexpected.
For all those saying this is that “Anonymous” group, if it were so, why would we be on their scientology protests? Answer that random populous
Ramen to all
“I have a few friends who’ve got skills I could always ask them for a li’l help if we get confirmation of the chaos-causing culprAts”
- I would suggest you not. If, as I speculate, it is the work of Scientology; do you really want to stoop to their level?
- In addition, if you did, this would further give Scientology the ammunition against Anonymous. We’re trying hard to make a difference, but every blackhat and Ddoser with a problem is another step backwards.
- April 12th Opperation Reconnect. Be heard.
I think it’s time for us to unite and team up with a large noodle factory to wage the first carbohydrate war (CWI) against trans-fat, non-organic foodstuffs, GMO’s and low-quality kitchen implements. That may help us win over some converts and quite a few admirers in other religious camps, especially those who claim to have extraterrestrial origins (aliens for sure can tell good pasta from bad).
Is this denial of service attack why I can’t get registered with the discussion forum? I’ve tried a number of times and can’t get a reply.
I must remember to thank that nice Mr. Cruise the next time he passes by. I’ll deliberately crash my car so he gets out to help, because everybody knows non-Mr. Cruises are useless at helping during that sort of incident.
Pieces of eight!
RAmen.
oh shit that aint good stupid hackers
IT couldn’t of been anon, could it? we are both against scientology!
throw the book at ‘em! a couple years in the joint and they might learn a thing or 2. Call the cops!
I retract my statement.
I no longer believe it was Anonymous who boarded our ship.
I believe it was Scientology doing it and blaming it on them, and that the same thing goes for the attacks on MySpace.
I got paranoid when I saw the YouTube video where Anonymous “attacks” Pastafarians, thinking it was the same message to the Scientologists. That was when I wrote my previous comment.
But then I watched the YouTube video again, and realized it was a spoof.
I also saw the videos of the news reports of the attacks on MySpace, and other non offensive websites, with the claims that Anonymous is a threat to us.
Then I thought, “What’s wrong with this picture?”
Doesn’t this sound like something Scientology would do?
I apologize to Anonymous.
Please forgive this humble pirate.
@ all the Anonymous posters:
Anonymous is the first group you think of when you hear about targeted hacking, but it is true that there’s no percievable motive. Scientology is indeed a possibility too- their MO seems to be more sueing into silence than hacking, but as Caveat Lector said, this could be another way to silence us. They may have a hacker or two along with all the lawyers.
Of course, there’s always a third option- unaffiliated hackers that are offended by our site for other reasons. There are enough of those without senses of humour out there.
It’s all very simple, let me break it down for you:
The Rand corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires are working to destroy the meal of dinner…
Think about it…
I know a few Anon personally and they consider us their ally in the fight against $cientology. so it is ither x-tians or $cientologists.
People don’t really have an understanding of what Anonymous is. They are not some valiant defender-of-rights hackers. If “Anonymous” is attacking this site it will be purely for fun (for the lulz). That is their only motive. The Anti-Scientology protestors are a VERY small minority of people who considered themselves Anonymous before the Scientology Raids.