Our server has been the target of a ddos attack for the last couple of weeks. Many have noticed how infrequent the posts have been, and that the server has been down altogether several times - this is why.
We have a pretty good idea of which group is behind it, but I won’t mention their name here. You may be able to guess.
There have been some huge developments in FSM over the last couple of weeks - I’ll be putting up these posts soon.
Thank you for your patience.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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damn scientologists
Ah, how silly the infidels are - There is no hate for we the chosen; We only offer love… with beer and strippers. What’s so bad about that?
There ARE some who would rather silence all voices other than their own. They are morons.
What is happening?
I am on a all time pasta low.
I need my daily shot.
Specially i miss the hate-mali`s.
I luve them.
That sucks, I thought they would be too busy with Scientology or some other thing to mess with us. *sigh*
I bet it was the Cama Rouge.
well I never thought that HIS/Hers noodly goodness would bless me with being the first to say that we love you and stand on top of you in this holy pastalicious effort.
ok…test
It must be the Invisible Pink Unicorn Followers. They are jealous that our church is bigger and better than theirs.
Because it is the holy holiday Friday i shall not cast judgement on who would want to hack an innocent and totally peaceful religous website. However the Flying Spaghetti Monster shall and those who have committed this attrocious will repent for their crimes, by denying them Beer Vocanoes and their own personal strippers with glitter
RAmen and pass the parmesian
Because it is the holy holiday of Friday i shall not cast my judgement of who committed this horrible crime to a completely peaceful and fun loving religion. Howver the FSM shall make these persons repent their sins, by denying them Beer volcanoes and the almighty stripper factory. Stand strong My fellow believers.
RAmen and pass the parmesian
As if a lines of binary code could ever stop our noodly master!!
the Hare Krishnas, of course!
Arrggh we’re being hijacked me mateys! man the cannon’s ye scallywags!
Hare Krishnas! how dare they! first they massacre the pirates, then they try to shut down the site! the bastards!
or possibly chirstians
maybe scientologits cause we have that tom cruise video here, whatever
BUT DEAR GOD! I am a part of the Anonymous organisation!
What am I to do now?! I wholeheartedly agree with their Habbo and CoS raids, but this has now gone too far!
And how did they get our secret video anyway? http://blog.seanbonner.com/2008/02/05/anonymous-vs-pastafarianism-leaked-fsm-video/
………………………………………………….shame on who has done this a may the flying speghetti monster forgive you because i wont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just wondered how one cuestian. How do you explain things like a mirekal (if you guys use that word) like when somebody is trapped under a car or just something heavy. That they can lift it with their one hands. And that would be imposibble in some scientific way. i think you everybody has seen it on tv. like myself, i saw once a guy lift a helikopter(smal one) with his hands. and he could save his friend. if this wasnt god, how could this be posible. was it the fsm noddles that came down ad lifted it. just curios. please responde
sorry for the bad spelling
Until you’re “unhacked,” here is a link to an FSM political movement in Tennessee.
http://www.itlovesyou.blogspot.com/
I dunno why anon would hack this site… Their target is scientology