Our server has been the target of a ddos attack for the last couple of weeks. Many have noticed how infrequent the posts have been, and that the server has been down altogether several times - this is why.
We have a pretty good idea of which group is behind it, but I won’t mention their name here. You may be able to guess.
There have been some huge developments in FSM over the last couple of weeks - I’ll be putting up these posts soon.
Thank you for your patience.
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What kind of douche-bag would want to hack a peaceful site like this? What’s wrong with people?
RAmen.
OK, my guesses? Anonymous, Scientology, or that L group that some nutter keeps threatening us about.
:D
The Truth can never be stopped.
Praise the Noodly One.
This is ridiculous, I think we all have a rather good idea of who did this and i’d just like to say to them, grow up!
Hope you manage to get the attacker/s prosecuted and keep the site running smoothly, RAmen.
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Swweeeeeeeeet
Grrrrr…Scurvy dogs. Nothing quite like silencing opposing points of view to win a debate.
Well, Pastafarianism creates enemies in every religion, namely Christians and Scientologists.
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And… 99% of the Christians that post here are barely smart enough to write a legible sentence, let alone hack a network….. which leaves….
The lengths some people will go to impede free speech. Whatever group you are, probably a bunch of computer nerds, in the basement of a church somewhere in the mid-U.S. Real mature, jerks.
It is He. Testing your faith.
It is He. Testing your faith in Him and His load balancing.
Here’s a suggestion. Get proof of who did it, and since we are all assuming who it is, post who did it, then let all the awesome Pastafarians analyze how their actions completely go against what they supposedly stand for. I love how these unnamed cyber terrorists are the definition of hypocrites.
If this “Anonymous” group were only attacking Scientology I would probably join them. But unfortunately they have also decided to target FSM. What a bummer! So far as I know, no one in this group has ever been brainwashed or scammed out of their life’s savings, and no Pastafarian has ever ended up like Lisa McPherson. So how did we get compared to them? Besides pissing off the fundies, who have we ever harmed? Why don’t they go after Westboro Baptist Church instead? They piss everyone off.
great, looking forward to see the noodly developments! No silly DDOSing may slow His Holy Appendages!
great, looking forward to teh new developments - no silly DDOSing may slow His Holy Appendages!
The Hacks! Trying to keep our noodley master down. Keep on posting everone!
Pasta be with you,
Ramen
Thanks for the update. I was beginning to wonder what was going on.
I had been wondering why there had been so few posts, especially with the Florida “academic freedom” law being moved out of committee to be voted on by the full senate. I had hoped you would provide us with email addys so we could tell lawmakers to make sure that Pastafarian views are included in the protections.
Anyway, I have no clue who you could be referring to as the culprits behind the DDOS attacks. Could you give us some more hints?
Will
Why would someone hack the blessed church Flying Spaghetti Monster!? Is there no peace left in this world that no single person can practice their own relgion!? RAmen.
those dirty JEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahah jk