The almighty noodle came to me in a glass of Arizona iced tea…! What could this portend??
–Dandan
ice tea
Published by Bobby Henderson March 19th, 2008 in General FSM news and sightings. 32 Comments
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Absolutely everywhere you look the FSM shows His noodly goodness.
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Ramen
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The FSM is indeed a great god. But it has come to my ation that the almighty church of the green bounding asperages has you fooled. I implore you to look out for them it is known that they will apper in the world when times are dire and by secretlly infortrating ther organzation, i have found out the worst of all posible news. They plan to overtrow and consumee all other regligions , so that the great assperigeus will reghin surprim. It is only throug my devtion for The church of FSM that i seand this to you. Now be prepared for this god is not full or mercy.
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Sell this on eBay, but hurry!!!
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All hail this sign of the FSM. But I bring dire news o fellow flowers of the FSM. The church of the bounding asparagus monster is ready. They plan to consume all other religions and to convert them to their view that the BAM created every thing, as we know it. I have been infiltrating this organization for about three years, I can not say what year for fear that your site is watched at all times. But I employer you on 03/23/08 they will appear and start their wear of conquest. Please as a loyal follower of The FSM I plead to you prepare yourself, and do not lose your faith for the FSM can conquer all. I will try to bring further updates on this matter presently. Hope brothers and sisters that they do not find me for if I am discovered all will be fort not.
–The fourth
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Signs and portents… The noodly one calls you to piracy! =^_^=
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Epic wins!!!
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There have been many sightings of Him recently. Maybe the end is nigh, and all pirates and wenches will meet @ the base of the Great Beer Volcano, tossing the midgit.
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Probably that Bobby will return to Arizona one day!
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Holy Cow! I mean, Spaghetti!! You are truly blessed!!! (And, I bet you could sell that on eBay.)
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It means the FSM has once again made an appearence in our lives, rejoice and drink this tea for it is blessed.
Pasta be with you,
Ramen
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Thats amazing! Once again his Noodly Highness graces us with his presence.
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The most holy of drinks, tea, as it would seem anyway.
All hail the noodly one, his presence is felt near and far.
RAmen
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You have been blessed. It’s a tasty signal to spread the word in delicious ways.
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gold?
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that looks pretty…
pretty much like our holyness
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i don’t see it i think i see the body but no eyeballs or anything esle
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Have you guys seen this?
The Noodley One with some Southern Sauce!
http://www.itlovesyou.blogspot.com/
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Your bladder has been blessed with his noodley-ness in liquid to solid to liquid form.
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I think the FSM is trying to tell us that life is as transient as a cup of ice tea in a hot Arizona, clear as water. RAmen!
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This really doesn’t look like it to me…
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That beats a Jesus grilled cheese any day!
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That’s not fair! I only ever see the FSM after a Long Island Iced Tea.
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How refreshing to see his noodlyness yet again revealed!
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What could this portend, dear Dandan?
That FSM is everywhere!
He may appear right under your nose, literally, even as you stare down your glass of liquid refreshment.
— said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
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looks like arizona iced green tea not arizona iced tea
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yea man fart in those titties!!!!!!!!!!!
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may the noodle touch you one and all….but wash in between
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I know I posted this elsewhere, but I just can’t help myself.
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For those who do not like moderation (and who really does?), here are two reasons you might change your mind:
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white guy
Mar 27th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
yea man fart in those titties!!!!!!!!!!!
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And, this is WITH moderation!! Just think how it could be without.
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RAmen
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PS This is the first time I have attacked a person on this site. I would rather only deal with their ideas, but this guy apparently has no ideas. It’s too bad there are so many jerks like him.
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i can sort of see HIM but it seems ill defined
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My goodness, his power truly is seen everywhere.
Can somebody stop white man? He is being obscene…
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HE must be communicating to us! I think that he is saying to “driiiink moooore iceeeeed teeeeea”
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