You guys are infinitely more intelligent and all-knowing than God. So I guess I don’t need to tell you that materialism and Marxism/communism go hand in hand.And since you got this all figured out I wont bother to tell you that the adherents of materialism Lenin, Stalin, Mao and the Cama Rouge have killed more than 150 million people.
I don’t need to tell you that your intelligent philosophy led China to the world’s most devastating famine ever recorded. There is no need to inform you of the heartless Cama Rouge (materialists who though people were no more than animals) who annihilated scores and scored of Cambodians by choking them to death with plastic bags, because bullets were to precious.
I’m sure you are aware that although materialist seeks to eliminate God the adverse effect becomes the materialist philosophers being worshipped by their followers.
Think this is a stupid remark? Well look at Mao, the Chinese worshipped him as a “super human”. Lenin was revered as such a great fella we can still see his preserved body on display in Russia.
You doubtless know that your philosophy led Stalin to install a very intelligent Materialist Scientist as the head of the Russian Ag. Committee.
This intelligent man postulated that crop production could be increased if the fundamental concepts of evolution were employed in farming techniques.
He postulated this: Russias severe cold hinders crop production. However if there were a way to produce a hearty breed of wheat adapted to the Russian climate crop production could be increased.
He concluded that if a seed of wheat were immersed in cold water for duration of time it would “evolve” and adapt to cold temps. After the seeds cold water bath it could then be planted and would yield in abundance.
You doubtless know when Stalin implemented this new farming technique it miserably failed and a famine ensued.
I’m sure you know that you’re intelligent philosophy lead Mao Zedong to destroy families throughout China. I’m sure you know that he convinced children to reject the idea of a “family unit” and to cling to communism as a parental figure.
I’m sure that you know China will kill anyone whose ideals deviating outside its materialistic principals. I’m sure you know China destroys free thinking people like all ya’ll kids. I’m sure you know that those who lived in China during Mao’s reign, or in Russia during Stalin’s or Lenin’s reign were tossed into death camps or shot in the head for not supporting their regime and its tyrannical principals.
I guess you know that your wonderful philosophy if carried out would enslave mankind and turn them into animals. But maybe you don’t mind eating human flesh during a mass famine because your materialistic leader has devastated your economy in order to reform his countries citizens.
Perhaps you don’t mind losing your children, mother and father to assassination. Maybe you don’t mind everything you own being confiscated by the Govt and then being forced to work on a farm or infrastructure project till you die a miserable death.
Although some of your science may be right the application of your philosophy (if carried out on a global level) would destroy mankind.
Yup, you guys got it figured out.
Im gonna go eat spaghetti and thank God for the wheat and tomatoes He created to make such a delicous dish…. I guess that makes the spaghettis monster a “demi-god” cuz he came from wheat and tomatoes. Plus he had to be processed in a chef boyarde factory.
Hmm… So because he is proceesed does that make the factory that made him a superior being? Perhaps because the workers in the factory ran the spaghetti making eqpt to procees him then he is actually even inferior to mankind. I guess it follows your worshipping something inferior to yourself.
What if youy eat the spaghetti monster… Do you worship him after he has been passed into the bowl?I guess it follows you would be worshipping your own night soil?
Yeah you guys got it figured out… You worship your own excrement…
-Johnathon
You guys are infinitely more intelligent and all-knowing than God
Published by henderob March 10th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).390 Responses to “You guys are infinitely more intelligent and all-knowing than God”
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141 - March 12th, 2008 at 12:22 am - Big Bone Says:
Well…
I guess YOU know, Johnathon, that the Flying Spaghetti Monster will answer all these questions when we get to the “Big Spaghetti Bowl” in the sky.
Big Bone
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142 - March 12th, 2008 at 12:35 am - Markofthepirate Says:
Nice story. I have to correct you on one thing though. The Flying Spaghetti Monster created everything, including the wheat and tomatoes that we know now. He created pasta in His own image, so we could enjoy His blessing.
What you said is like saying that Christians worship corpses because they have the image of their God.
- RAmen
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143 - March 12th, 2008 at 2:07 am - XonezIOIzenoX Says:
God bless Johnathon
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144 - March 12th, 2008 at 2:47 am - Aries Says:
@ Henderob:
*feeding the Troll*
Communism killed approximately 150 Million People - I was able to verify only for 70 Million, but don’t count bodies. Fascism Killed about 50 Million People. Capitalism killed roundabout 45 Million People.
Religions killed an estimated 400 Million People during the last 6000 years. Because, remember, for a Communist “Communism” is his religion.
I read those stats and wonder:
Maybe it’s killing people that’s bad?I mean.. thats just a very basic idea, but I think the Crusades where as much examples of the average human idiocity as a number of other activities.
The one advantage I see currently with religion is that:
Whilst in Communism I kill for the Party, which consists of people that can be held accountable, in Fascism for the Führer - or Duce - who can be held accountable, I can kill in Religion and state that it was all Gods own will - and they’d have a hard time holding him accountable.Though: Honestly: Thats not an ‘Advantage’ I’d ever want to see put to use again.
What, basically, is highly destructive, is being narrowminded. Is drawing a line between ‘them’ and ‘us’, between ‘right’ and ‘false’. Such simplified factors don’t work.
Is the Looter evil because he tries to loot food to feed his starving family?
Is the churchman sacred who rapes a kid?
Is the warrior sacred and will go to Paradise and meet the forty Houris of Heavens who believes he died for the Djihad on US soil? ( The Kouran clearly states that the Djihad stops exactly on ones own countries border - one cannot fight a Dschihad in a foreign country, because the term Dschihad is used for a defensive style of war only. I think those poor bastards rather end up in the 7th Hell - you know, a place where there grow Skulls on eternally burning trees and the grass is sharp needles, where those killing innocent end up, no matter what their personal opinion or belief was when they killed the innocent ones )Religions should inspire humans to respect each other, to learn and understand how the world around them works, and to admire how perfectly everything works, how complicate even the smallest things are - and how wonderful it is, that the smallest resembles the largest.
Sadly many people are incapable of accepting that God is so much more , so much greater than our little worl and our little pesky problems, that Six days for god to create the world are not six of our days - but many, many billions of years, so that the seventh day, during which he rests, is a number of million years.
Maybe many humans feel too small, too little, too lost, at facing that idea?
Then, again, pity to them, that they are unable to consider god that great that he is still able to listen to the worries of each of us. Pity to those fearing that god might love them less, just because they have to share his love maybe not only with millions of co-believers, or Billions of humans, but maybe myriads of sentient beings all throughout the universe.Is your god that little and limited that you are afraid and have to fear? Then… it is not the right god you believe in, but something you made up in your own, limited mind.
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145 - March 12th, 2008 at 3:00 am - Beardyoldgit Says:
C-
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146 - March 12th, 2008 at 3:09 am - Urbsh Says:
Why doesn’t God stop all this? I thought he was omnipotent?omniscient? benevolent? Either he isn’t powerful enough, or he doesn’t love you enough. Perhaps we’re still being punished because of adam- us being seminally present in him and all that. Is why god lets all these tyrants continue with torture and genocide, all the while in other parts of the world people are suffering in inhabitable climes or are killed by earthquakes, hurricanes, volcanoes…all natural disasters in the world god designed…
And then there’s all the atrocities your vengeful god caused throughout the old testament.
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147 - March 12th, 2008 at 3:16 am - Urbsh Says:
So why doesn’t god stop it? I thought he was omnipotent? Omniscient? Benevolent? So he either doesn’t love you enough, or her just isn’t powerful enough to do anything about it.(who’s worshiping a demi-god?)
Perhaps we’re still being punished for Adam’s sin- us being seminally present in him and all… so maybe thats why he allows all these atrocities to occur, all the while people are suffering because of floods, hurricanes, volcanoes, earthquakes- natural disasters in the world god designed. Then lets not forget all the atrocities your vengeful god is recorded as having inflicted in the old testament…
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148 - March 12th, 2008 at 3:23 am - Brother Caine Says:
I don’t understand why, just because I am a Pastafarian, that I have been also labeled as a:
materialist;
communist;
masochist;
socialist;
egoist.Can I not just be left alone to worship the Noodly One without incurring the wrath of non-Pastafarians?
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149 - March 12th, 2008 at 3:34 am - Bob Says:
Erm, that was a very odd read.
So supporting the ideals of the FSM is akin eating your own children?
I assume you disagree with the policies FSM is following here Jonathon.As far as I’m aware, no-one here has yet eaten children or called for mass murder. I wonder which policy you are so against so far. The right to believe in something other than one of the ‘major gods’ or the one true God? God ‘invites’ you, he doesnt order you to follow.
Freedom of choice anyone?
Perhaps its the desire to stop ID from being taught in schools? We in the UK used to have Religious Studies which has unfortunately died out. Shame as I think students should learn about religion,morals, and life choices. But they should learn about all faiths and have to opportunity to find faith their own way. But it shouldn’t be taught as a science. It isn’t science, its faith. You cant measure it with a ruler.I get the impression from your gentle words that you believe a society would turn into a barbaric murderous ruinious babyeating mess if it is purely secular. You then make the error of thinking a non religious society is a Communist or Materialist society.
These are merely labels that help to identify a society, but I think you are mistaken in thinking a society needs a religion to keep it from Murder. In fact considering that most of the wars of today are Religious wars your arguement is fatally flawed.
Any intelligent person can live by moral codes without God. Or FSM for that matter. We can live by the 10 commandments whilst not believing that God thought a good way of communicating to Moses was in a halluciagenic filled mountain as a burning, talking bush.
However, religious belief can give you strength, make you honest and live well with the help of God, and the hope of reaching heaven.
Unfortunately it can also breed contempt for those that dont believe, hate for other religions and if not kept in check can bring about suicide bombers and the spanish inquisition.I’m not all knowing Jonathon, but neither are you and until you die and go whereever you go, you are just guessing, or having faith that you’re on the right path. Hope that path isn’t hate ridden like your post.
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150 - March 12th, 2008 at 4:20 am - BlackFeathered Wench Says:
Godwin’s Law! Godwin’s Law!
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151 - March 12th, 2008 at 5:02 am - Francesc Says:
I’ve read a lot of hate mails. Most of them were saying we are devils, but I think none of them really though we are so stupid
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I should first congratulate you for your spelling and grammar.
On the other hand, I can’t congratulete you for your logic.
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Yes, your mail could seem an example of logic, but insteed it’s a better example of a fallacy. You are identifying a term not correctly applied to us with a term who has very negative connotations.
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“I don’t need to tell you that materialism and Marxism/communism go hand in hand”
You could also have said:
“I don’t need to tell you that MATERIALISM and CAPITALISM go hand in hand”
Or we can say:
“I don’t need to tell you that RELIGION and TERRORISM go hand in hand”
in fact, most of the dictatorial governments in the world are or were supported by a religion.
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1.- You can’t blame the materilism for the sins of communism
More, what you have just done is like:
“At boyscouts I learned how to do fire, so burning my neighbour’s house is their fault”
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2.- We are not materialists. Some of us are atheist, agnostics, or religious, but the common factor is to distinguish between science and religion. Materialism is a far more concrete school of philosophy
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Also, you have apported suposed problems coming from materialism; in a sense of “scientifism”, or even “rationalism”, wich you seem to be wanting to refer to,
what have been the benefits of rationalism?
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a.- More food production
b.- More industrial production
c.- More knowledge about our world
d.- Communication (internet is not a God’s gift: the Bible doesn’t talk obout it)
e.- A greater life expectancy (the green leprechauns in my fridge says so)
f.- Medicine…
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3.- Scientific method is providing us ways to improve our life, don’t forget about it.
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“You guys are infinitely more intelligent and all-knowing than God”
Of course! I would never put a recreational area next to a sewer!!
We can forgive the FSM because He was drunk at that moment
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152 - March 12th, 2008 at 5:08 am - Maurog Says:
Does mustering a glorious army of strawmen and then leading them into a fierce battle where they all get slaughtered count as victory or defeat?
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153 - March 12th, 2008 at 5:25 am - Rodney King Says:
Bah…I am no commie. Red may be my favourite colour, but by college I have learned you cannot trust anybody attempting to usurp any economic control. By why can I not be simply a selfist, right-wing capitalist, even though I eschew the usual aspects of Christianity from the Republican platform?
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154 - March 12th, 2008 at 6:31 am - Elvish Pirate Monarch Says:
Obviously not Brother caine, as being a pastafarian seems to make one less then human in the eyes of the original poster.
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155 - March 12th, 2008 at 6:38 am - peevey pirate Says:
ather worship my own excrement than someones made up excrement.
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156 - March 12th, 2008 at 7:14 am - Boarg Says:
“You guys are infinitely more intelligent and all-knowing than God.”
Cheers, mate. Good to know.“So I guess I don’t need to tell you that materialism and Marxism/communism go hand in hand.”
No they don’t. Greed and power go hand in hand. You should know; your god’s representatives live in palaces and mansions and demand unelected power to an extent that Stalin would have called ballsy and unnecessary.
Communism, Marxism; they’re not proof of materialism and rejection of God. They’re the PR labels of dictators with well-oiled secret police systems.
If you’re going to post such a long explanation, please at least get some f**king facts into it, you twat!
Oh, and enjoy your pasta.
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157 - March 12th, 2008 at 7:16 am - Andrew Says:
Don’t forget the Catholics! They eat their god every week. So they too must worship their own “night soil.”
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158 - March 12th, 2008 at 8:07 am - Brittni_lover_of_RAmen Says:
and obviously you know that your a total douche. When we are in a stripper club drinking beer that cam eout of a volcano, and your burning in hot spaghetti sauce, i wont feel srry 4 u.
peace love and pirates
RAmen
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159 - March 12th, 2008 at 9:29 am - phamwaa Says:
@Maurog wins this discussion.
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160 - March 12th, 2008 at 11:36 am - Dillon Says:
Ok, just figured I’d let you know first of all, I’m atheist, but the spaghetti thing does make a lot more sense… I mean, I haven’t heard of any wars with plates of spaghetti on either sides’ shields or countries where pirate-police patrol the streets beating down people who don’t conform. They seem peaceful and haven’t condemned you for your beliefs (with the exception of brittni right above me) so why should this be any of your business? Honestly, you just made yourself look like an ass Jonathan.











