You guys are infinitely more intelligent and all-knowing than God. So I guess I don’t need to tell you that materialism and Marxism/communism go hand in hand.And since you got this all figured out I wont bother to tell you that the adherents of materialism Lenin, Stalin, Mao and the Cama Rouge have killed more than 150 million people.
I don’t need to tell you that your intelligent philosophy led China to the world’s most devastating famine ever recorded. There is no need to inform you of the heartless Cama Rouge (materialists who though people were no more than animals) who annihilated scores and scored of Cambodians by choking them to death with plastic bags, because bullets were to precious.
I’m sure you are aware that although materialist seeks to eliminate God the adverse effect becomes the materialist philosophers being worshipped by their followers.
Think this is a stupid remark? Well look at Mao, the Chinese worshipped him as a “super human”. Lenin was revered as such a great fella we can still see his preserved body on display in Russia.
You doubtless know that your philosophy led Stalin to install a very intelligent Materialist Scientist as the head of the Russian Ag. Committee.
This intelligent man postulated that crop production could be increased if the fundamental concepts of evolution were employed in farming techniques.
He postulated this: Russias severe cold hinders crop production. However if there were a way to produce a hearty breed of wheat adapted to the Russian climate crop production could be increased.
He concluded that if a seed of wheat were immersed in cold water for duration of time it would “evolve” and adapt to cold temps. After the seeds cold water bath it could then be planted and would yield in abundance.
You doubtless know when Stalin implemented this new farming technique it miserably failed and a famine ensued.
I’m sure you know that you’re intelligent philosophy lead Mao Zedong to destroy families throughout China. I’m sure you know that he convinced children to reject the idea of a “family unit” and to cling to communism as a parental figure.
I’m sure that you know China will kill anyone whose ideals deviating outside its materialistic principals. I’m sure you know China destroys free thinking people like all ya’ll kids. I’m sure you know that those who lived in China during Mao’s reign, or in Russia during Stalin’s or Lenin’s reign were tossed into death camps or shot in the head for not supporting their regime and its tyrannical principals.
I guess you know that your wonderful philosophy if carried out would enslave mankind and turn them into animals. But maybe you don’t mind eating human flesh during a mass famine because your materialistic leader has devastated your economy in order to reform his countries citizens.
Perhaps you don’t mind losing your children, mother and father to assassination. Maybe you don’t mind everything you own being confiscated by the Govt and then being forced to work on a farm or infrastructure project till you die a miserable death.
Although some of your science may be right the application of your philosophy (if carried out on a global level) would destroy mankind.
Yup, you guys got it figured out.
Im gonna go eat spaghetti and thank God for the wheat and tomatoes He created to make such a delicous dish…. I guess that makes the spaghettis monster a “demi-god” cuz he came from wheat and tomatoes. Plus he had to be processed in a chef boyarde factory.
Hmm… So because he is proceesed does that make the factory that made him a superior being? Perhaps because the workers in the factory ran the spaghetti making eqpt to procees him then he is actually even inferior to mankind. I guess it follows your worshipping something inferior to yourself.
What if youy eat the spaghetti monster… Do you worship him after he has been passed into the bowl?I guess it follows you would be worshipping your own night soil?
Yeah you guys got it figured out… You worship your own excrement…
-Johnathon
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Of course in my above statement I meant “Christians are NOT content with their own faith.” Please excuse the typo.
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Unfortunately I don’t think you will ever be able to teach a Christian fundamentalist anything. To teach them requires that they be willing to put forth the effort to learn. But it is easier to believe than to think, and most fundamentalists hate to think. They can’t bring themselves to question what they have been taught, and brought up to believe. The alternative is too scary. They would have to admit that they have hated for all the wrong reasons. Because fundamentalism is immersed in hatred. They hate people who don’t believe as they do, gays, all other religions, to name but a few. To question what they believe means they would have to own up to all that hate. Not just all that hate, but all that hate they spewed in the name of God. For all intensive purposes they have turned their back on the teachings of Jesus Christ, who taught tolerance and for whom Christianity was named for. I wonder if some were in there mind, they ever wonder, would Jesus be proud of me? Or would he think I haven’t hated enough?
-This is not directed at all Christians in the least. This is only directed at fundamentalists.
*Sigh* We need new hatemail, everyone made their point on this one allready…
DAMNIT PEOPLE, WHERE’S THE HATE?!
wow, i didnt know lenin and mao were pastafarians! that definitely gives me pause about joining the religion. i was wondering- are they responsible for the spanish inquisition, or the crusades? that would just make me boil! and how do their views coincide with hitlers notions of religious freedom? surely the driving force behind pastafarianism coincided with his ideas! i think ill convert to christianity, and then i can trample on gays, women and liberals all i want, guilt free!
also- night soil… PRICELESS. i finally found words profound enough to express feces.
@Joseph Merrick, Mar 28th at 2:21 pm; more hatemail!!
“This is a truly great post that sees your mockery of religion for what it is”
I don’t think Jonha…wathever can see anything for what it is. I can’t speak for all the pastafarians -of course- as we are very different in our beliefs; I think taht, strictly, we are here only in order to show fundies wich are the differences between science -facts and logic- and religion -beliefs. I admit that I’m also doing a bit of mockery about fundies beliefs, you are so funny…
“The hatred for organized religion that is the mainstay of this entire website”
It’s not. Repeat with me: “the mainstay is to distinguish between science and religion”
“is frighteningly reminiscient of the founding concept of communism, to destroy the representation of religion in the people of the nation”
Excuse me?? The founding concept of communism wasn’t to destroy the religion. Someone has deceived you. Read a little.
“By taking religion out of the equation it is easy for communists to redefine morality and apply the same general rules to all society”
yeah! Without religion morality has to be redefined. Someone called it Ethics and was far before communism.
“A nation without religion is also ideal for communists because a materialist populace already holds no power higher than that of the state”
I think a nation without religion is better for we all, not only for communists. Aren’t you agree with me that Iran would be better without religion? In another hand, religion has been used -and is used “eventualy”- by the oligarchy to remain at power, so yes, it was a problem for communists
“And quite simply, let’s face it — there’s no logical reason to actively attempt to destroy religion other than for ulterior reasons”
Let’s face it, you didn’t have any imagination. There’s no logical reason to actively attempt to destroy religion -in my opinion- other than for improve our life. And there’s no logical reason to defend religion other than to restrict our freedom.
“To mock religion is to mock freedom”
It’s not, I think it’s quite the opposite, at least in the case of fundies. Religion has a lot of rules not only against any modern logic -wich is the mean reason for anyone having his own idea of god- but against our freedom
RAmen
Communism relys on blind faith, the very thing that most athiests hate, as an existentialist I hate communism (or what it became) as much as I hate Christianity.
Plus if we are to count the amount of lives lost due to leaders of countries of certain faiths then christianity would be double that of any faith, a Christian nation was the only one to use nuclear weapons in anger, Christians nations invaded Iraq. Hitler killed millions of Jewish, and lets not forget the Spanish in South America the numbers of deaths there are staggering!
If we have to get into it the effect the Christian faith is having on the spread of Aids in Africa makes all the Communism deaths added together nothing in comparison.
ok, so if i read this right. this is your logic
Mao was bad
Mao was an “adherent of materialism”
therefore all “adherents of materlism” are bad…
let’s try this logic again
Hitler was evil
Hitler had a mustache
Therefore all people with mustaches are evil
just for good measures, one more time
Steve Irwin hunted crocs
Steve Irwin was Australian
Therefore All Australians hunt crocs
none of the above are true by the way…
Sir, I inform you by the logic in which you type your response is badly constructed. We as people are responsible for our own actions to every degree even in religion. I include religion cause those who follow it chose if they want to goto heaven or hell also. So in a world in which everyone is responsible for their actions, you can not simply link the few to the whole. If the world had your logic of the few represent the whole then I can make this statement as well:
It is evil to burn or drown people
Christians burned and drowned people for being witches
Therefore all Christians are evil
The above statement is false of course I have friends that are Christians and they are no more evil than anyone else. I do not sit here and make useless jokes that insult your IQ, religion, beliefs, preferences, etc… and if any part of my response conveys those messages it was not intended. But I do state, You Can Not Judge Everyone By A Few. I also wish those who wish to counter my response please read my whole response before making a possible quickened response off the false examples i have displayed in it. Thank you
This guy has serius issues with communism…and starts with an statement curiously mistaken:
“So I guess I don’t need to tell you that materialism and Marxism/communism go hand in hand”
The assumption that materialism is hand in hand with communism is really funny, and invalidates everything that he says after…
So who cares?
Ramen
Whats up with the site, there hasnt been any new hate mail in a long time, have the christians given up? did we win?
you stupid non-pastafarrians most comments are made just to piss you off and it works you look fuckin stupid as shit FUCK JESUS
And I assume that you know that Hitler was Catholic, and that the Cursades were perpetrated by the Pope. Slaveowners traditoinally used religious beliefs to prop up a corrupt system. That, if you take the Bible literally, God killed everyone on the Earth at one point. That the Turks used religion as a reson to slaughter one million Armenians. Throughout history, prople have claimed God’s endorsement as a reason why they are right. iodn’t need ot tell you that, after all, you and I both know everything, right?
Hey, I made a link to your site. Good job on taking the hit from this religious zealots. KEEP IT UP!
PS: I used to seriously doubt that human beings were genetically linked to apes, but hearing what these Christian zealots have had to say, I changed my mind! :)
I got a good chuckle near the end of his rant, where he talks about us worshiping something we eat. Reminds me of the time I asked in church if the flesh of Christ came in whole wheat. Blasphemy:so much fun.
I go to a Catholic school, by the way. I have no problem with the religion in general. The only religion I DO have a problem with is Satanism, because it’s about the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of. But I do have a problem with people like this.
RAmen.
Before we wave bye-bye to Jonothan, we should note one thing. Isn’t his mentality what got this country into a lot of messes in the first place.
Remember Vietnam? Even though those people were just a bunch of farmers who wanted agrarian reform, they were communist agrarian reformers. Communists=Stalinists=Genocidal Lunatics=enemy of usa=50,000 dead and $400 billion expended in a 20 year war that nearly caused a civil war here.
Then Iraq. They’re arabs, Sadam’s a dictator. So’s Osama. So they’re the same, right? Islamo-fascists, so let’s spend American blood and treasure cause they’re all the same.
FSM=non christians. So was Stalin, Mao, Hilter and Pol Pot, so we’re the same thing. What more reason do we need to amend the constitution, give Bush a third term (without an election) maybe by acclamation of radio talk show hosts, and throw all our asses into Gitmo. Let’s stick our foot in a bucket of water and our finger in a light socket before Jonothan has his way.
Hey Johnathon, Relax pal. Me thinks you have too much time on your hands.
ha ha what a sadly lacking conceptual understanding of evolution………and basing your ideas of evolution from a history idea! ha ha ha WHAT A FUCK_TARD!
This is so incredibly sad. Christians like the above give all other Christians (me included) an intolerant and asinine reputation. Guys like this should be required to wear an ornate letter “I” for ignore pinned to their clothing at all times, like the infamous A’s required by adulterers in years past…Be passionate about your faith, but please don’t say anything if you can’t follow the very simple guidelines of said faith. You didn’t read about Christ or even John the Baptist running around ranting at people they were trying to convert. Shame on you.
The outright stupidity of some people will never cease to amaze me. Its like logic is unknown to them. I would be surprised to find them wining some Darwin awards.
lololololololol … im sure that you are more intelligent then god … you’ve figured all that out alone !!! HO … you should now open your eyes and see what materialist CAPITALISM is doing around you. beggars dying in the streets. Killing people for OIL… (cough … IrAk). more exemples MR. KNOWLEDGE ?