You guys are infinitely more intelligent and all-knowing than God. So I guess I don’t need to tell you that materialism and Marxism/communism go hand in hand.And since you got this all figured out I wont bother to tell you that the adherents of materialism Lenin, Stalin, Mao and the Cama Rouge have killed more than 150 million people.
I don’t need to tell you that your intelligent philosophy led China to the world’s most devastating famine ever recorded. There is no need to inform you of the heartless Cama Rouge (materialists who though people were no more than animals) who annihilated scores and scored of Cambodians by choking them to death with plastic bags, because bullets were to precious.
I’m sure you are aware that although materialist seeks to eliminate God the adverse effect becomes the materialist philosophers being worshipped by their followers.
Think this is a stupid remark? Well look at Mao, the Chinese worshipped him as a “super human”. Lenin was revered as such a great fella we can still see his preserved body on display in Russia.
You doubtless know that your philosophy led Stalin to install a very intelligent Materialist Scientist as the head of the Russian Ag. Committee.
This intelligent man postulated that crop production could be increased if the fundamental concepts of evolution were employed in farming techniques.
He postulated this: Russias severe cold hinders crop production. However if there were a way to produce a hearty breed of wheat adapted to the Russian climate crop production could be increased.
He concluded that if a seed of wheat were immersed in cold water for duration of time it would “evolve” and adapt to cold temps. After the seeds cold water bath it could then be planted and would yield in abundance.
You doubtless know when Stalin implemented this new farming technique it miserably failed and a famine ensued.
I’m sure you know that you’re intelligent philosophy lead Mao Zedong to destroy families throughout China. I’m sure you know that he convinced children to reject the idea of a “family unit” and to cling to communism as a parental figure.
I’m sure that you know China will kill anyone whose ideals deviating outside its materialistic principals. I’m sure you know China destroys free thinking people like all ya’ll kids. I’m sure you know that those who lived in China during Mao’s reign, or in Russia during Stalin’s or Lenin’s reign were tossed into death camps or shot in the head for not supporting their regime and its tyrannical principals.
I guess you know that your wonderful philosophy if carried out would enslave mankind and turn them into animals. But maybe you don’t mind eating human flesh during a mass famine because your materialistic leader has devastated your economy in order to reform his countries citizens.
Perhaps you don’t mind losing your children, mother and father to assassination. Maybe you don’t mind everything you own being confiscated by the Govt and then being forced to work on a farm or infrastructure project till you die a miserable death.
Although some of your science may be right the application of your philosophy (if carried out on a global level) would destroy mankind.
Yup, you guys got it figured out.
Im gonna go eat spaghetti and thank God for the wheat and tomatoes He created to make such a delicous dish…. I guess that makes the spaghettis monster a “demi-god” cuz he came from wheat and tomatoes. Plus he had to be processed in a chef boyarde factory.
Hmm… So because he is proceesed does that make the factory that made him a superior being? Perhaps because the workers in the factory ran the spaghetti making eqpt to procees him then he is actually even inferior to mankind. I guess it follows your worshipping something inferior to yourself.
What if youy eat the spaghetti monster… Do you worship him after he has been passed into the bowl?I guess it follows you would be worshipping your own night soil?
Yeah you guys got it figured out… You worship your own excrement…
-Johnathon
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What is this person even talking about? I the first part was totally incomprehensible and the last part showed obvious ignorance about our way of life. The pasta is not the FSM, the pasta is a representation which we eat to show our thanks of what He has given.
I can’t seem to get anything to post on here.
This has to be one of the greatest things ever! Bobby you rock! I am definately a very proud Pastafarian. Just wanted to say hey and look forward to some great conversations. I have read most of the comments to these “crazy christian” hate mails and it is running me up the wall how they think. I just can’t understand it. But then again i guess is because I think for myself and not brainwashed like a herd of cattle. Anyway talk to ya later.
My I be blessed by the Noodly One
RAmen
Of course, you would know what it was the religion of the Catholic church that led to the massacre that was the crusades.
[bla…] And since you got this all figured out I wont bother to tell you […]
… You, sir, are a liar!
Ow, an by the way, you can’t be more of anything than something non-existant (and therefor not a something, but you know what I mean)
Apparently the write is unfamiliar with the process of transubstantiation where in mere pasta and meatballs (or tempeh balls for vegans) are transformed into the Noodlely Goodness.
Also it’s the Khmer rouge, dear, and perhaps you should spellcheck your given name. Unless your parents needed to spell it phonetically so you’d remember it.
I’m new to our fine religion but im pretty sure stalin was not a pastafarian…
“This intelligent man postulated that crop production could be increased if the fundamental concepts of evolution were employed in farming techniques.
He postulated this: Russias severe cold hinders crop production. However if there were a way to produce a hearty breed of wheat adapted to the Russian climate crop production could be increased.
He concluded that if a seed of wheat were immersed in cold water for duration of time it would “evolve” and adapt to cold temps. After the seeds cold water bath it could then be planted and would yield in abundance.”
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This is not evolution. This is Lamarckism, which is taught in those evil, evil science classes as a failed precursor to the modern theory of evolution. No modern scientist would actually think that this would work. They would, however, try breeding the hardiest strains of each generation, which is based on the modern theory of evolution, and does work.
Nice story about communist dictators, but whats got that to do with our religion?
OK!!!! Look. Lets see here. First off, ive seen the word crusades way too many times in these responses to count. Second of all, The Crusades were not committed, per se, by “Christians.” Catholics decided that they wanted the Holy Land and since Catholics call themselves Christians, all of a sudden Christains are to blame! Thirdly, even if Christians had started the Crusades, they would be disobeying God’s holy book. After all, when does it say in the bible “Thou shalt kill the other that I made in MY own image.” But, not many people would know that here because they don’t read the bible and understand where we people are coming from. This guy is totally right, anyways, because its not you guys particulary that did this, but the idea you guys are nurturing that made Stalin and others commit HORRIFIC crimes against God and the human race. Yes, God does exist.
………………………………………………..he is on crack……………………………………………………. oh and there is >>>>>VISABLE
well it seems to me you talk a lot about how belief supernatural beings or that certain humans being considered gods can be bad, so why are you pissed at atheists. Also, how is this site communist?
You’re ranting about china and russia and none of it is relevant to the people on this site.
how come this gets accepted and my hate mail doesn’t :( note to self learn to write like a republican
Definately the most coherent and intelligent response ive ever seen. If this site had ANYTHING WHATSOEVER to do with Marxism, Communism, Moa’s China and more. Seriously, this is a step down from your run-of-the mill idiotic flamer, because at least the flamer is angry at an actual idea, and not just spouting gibberish supported by nonsense.
quote (OK!!!! Look. Lets see here. First off, ive seen the word crusades way too many times in these responses to count. Second of all, The Crusades were not committed, per se, by “Christians.” Catholics decided that they wanted the Holy Land and since Catholics call themselves Christians, all of a sudden Christains are to blame! Thirdly, even if Christians had started the Crusades, they would be disobeying God’s holy book. After all, when does it say in the bible “Thou shalt kill the other that I made in MY own image.” But, not many people would know that here because they don’t read the bible and understand where we people are coming from. This guy is totally right, anyways, because its not you guys particulary that did this, but the idea you guys are nurturing that made Stalin and others commit HORRIFIC crimes against God and the human race. Yes, God does exist. ) quote
Do you not understand you are making the same argument as the people that are talking about the crusades? It is the type of thinking that religion brings about that can lead to things like the crusades. You and the original poster are trying to make an even greater leap by saying that atheism leads to communism leads to massacre. BTW Catholics were the ONLY Christians at the time of the crusades…it happened before Martin Luther.
RAmen
Haha, Lenin and Stalin are my homeboys.
Plus, communism works… in theory.
@a confused ekklesia
So when a Christian commits a crime in the name of their God (and don’t tell me the crusaders did not use God as justification for their deeds, I know they did) it does not count at crimes committed by Christianity, but when an atheist commits a crime for reasons having nothing to do with the fact that they are atheist (communism and atheism are NOT the same thing) that does count as crimes committed by atheism? Sorry dear, but I think you’ve got your finger on the scale here. Also, what idea it is that you are referring to “that made Stalin and others commit HORRIFIC crimes against God and the human race.”? Is it atheism? Let me repeat, atheism and communism are NOT the same thing. Stalin did what he did because he was a communist and, NOT because he was an atheist. I have yet to hear of a single case of a group of atheists committing a violent crime specifically because of their disbelief in god (if you know of one, please let me know as I do like to keep track of what atheists are up to) yet there are many cases of Christians committing violent crimes specifically because their scriptures or religious leaders told them to. That, I think, is the point my fellow pastafariams were trying to make, although I’ll defiantly admit that the example of the crusades was a tad overused. Here are a few more: the Salem witch trials (mentioned by a previous poster), the Spanish inquisition (also mentioned previously on other threads if not this one), and the wars related to the Reformation (the witch trails trials in Europe actually related to this, as the religious uncertainty caused by this upheaval made people particularly paranoid about magic and witches). You my not like that the people who committed these crimes called themselves Christians, but the fact is, they were.
confused ekklesia,
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Yar right about the “confused” part.
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You said, “The Crusades were not committed, per se, by “Christians.” Catholics decided that they wanted the Holy Land and since Catholics call themselves Christians, all of a sudden Christains are to blame!”
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Generally, it is not possible to be both right and wrong at the same time, but you have done the near impossible. Congratulations. You are wrong to think that Catholics were not and still are not Christians. At the time of the beginning of the First Crusade in 1076, the Roman Catholic Church and the Eastern Orthodox Church were the only Christian churches, the schism having begun in 1054, so you are right to say, that “Christians are to blame.”
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You said, “…even if Christians had started the Crusades, they would be disobeying God’s holy book.
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Correct. Christians do that every day. That does not make them any the less Christians.
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I have been reading messages on this site for several months, now. Although it is clear that many of the posts reveal a considerable lack of understanding of the Christian Bible, clearly that lack is demonstrated by “Christian” posters as well as non-Christian posters. Generally, however, the ones that do demonstrate the most understanding of scripture have been posted by participants who maintain that they are not (or are no longer) Christians.
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As for the rest of your comments, they do not deserve the time for a response.
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RAmen