You guys are infinitely more intelligent and all-knowing than God. So I guess I don’t need to tell you that materialism and Marxism/communism go hand in hand.And since you got this all figured out I wont bother to tell you that the adherents of materialism Lenin, Stalin, Mao and the Cama Rouge have killed more than 150 million people.
I don’t need to tell you that your intelligent philosophy led China to the world’s most devastating famine ever recorded. There is no need to inform you of the heartless Cama Rouge (materialists who though people were no more than animals) who annihilated scores and scored of Cambodians by choking them to death with plastic bags, because bullets were to precious.
I’m sure you are aware that although materialist seeks to eliminate God the adverse effect becomes the materialist philosophers being worshipped by their followers.
Think this is a stupid remark? Well look at Mao, the Chinese worshipped him as a “super human”. Lenin was revered as such a great fella we can still see his preserved body on display in Russia.
You doubtless know that your philosophy led Stalin to install a very intelligent Materialist Scientist as the head of the Russian Ag. Committee.
This intelligent man postulated that crop production could be increased if the fundamental concepts of evolution were employed in farming techniques.
He postulated this: Russias severe cold hinders crop production. However if there were a way to produce a hearty breed of wheat adapted to the Russian climate crop production could be increased.
He concluded that if a seed of wheat were immersed in cold water for duration of time it would “evolve” and adapt to cold temps. After the seeds cold water bath it could then be planted and would yield in abundance.
You doubtless know when Stalin implemented this new farming technique it miserably failed and a famine ensued.
I’m sure you know that you’re intelligent philosophy lead Mao Zedong to destroy families throughout China. I’m sure you know that he convinced children to reject the idea of a “family unit” and to cling to communism as a parental figure.
I’m sure that you know China will kill anyone whose ideals deviating outside its materialistic principals. I’m sure you know China destroys free thinking people like all ya’ll kids. I’m sure you know that those who lived in China during Mao’s reign, or in Russia during Stalin’s or Lenin’s reign were tossed into death camps or shot in the head for not supporting their regime and its tyrannical principals.
I guess you know that your wonderful philosophy if carried out would enslave mankind and turn them into animals. But maybe you don’t mind eating human flesh during a mass famine because your materialistic leader has devastated your economy in order to reform his countries citizens.
Perhaps you don’t mind losing your children, mother and father to assassination. Maybe you don’t mind everything you own being confiscated by the Govt and then being forced to work on a farm or infrastructure project till you die a miserable death.
Although some of your science may be right the application of your philosophy (if carried out on a global level) would destroy mankind.
Yup, you guys got it figured out.
Im gonna go eat spaghetti and thank God for the wheat and tomatoes He created to make such a delicous dish…. I guess that makes the spaghettis monster a “demi-god” cuz he came from wheat and tomatoes. Plus he had to be processed in a chef boyarde factory.
Hmm… So because he is proceesed does that make the factory that made him a superior being? Perhaps because the workers in the factory ran the spaghetti making eqpt to procees him then he is actually even inferior to mankind. I guess it follows your worshipping something inferior to yourself.
What if youy eat the spaghetti monster… Do you worship him after he has been passed into the bowl?I guess it follows you would be worshipping your own night soil?
Yeah you guys got it figured out… You worship your own excrement…
-Johnathon
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I really like your comment on evolution. This is the same thing as saying that if I were to stuff you into a container filled with liquid nitrogen, you would adapt, and survive. Good work with the flawed analogies, keep it up!
You’re a fucking idiot. It’s the people of your kind that will not let humanity “evolve” because of your 2000 year old beliefs that have absolutely no solid physical evidence… hell, no evidence at all. I say you should go on living your life thinking that you will break the laws of the physical universe and ascend into heaven upon death. There you will be greeted with old friends and family who have passed before, 7 virgins, and all the cold beer and warm silver plated guns you could ever imagine… Or you could put your comments to good use on a site with a group of people who actually give a fuck about your retarded, and completely misinformed ideas of intertwined capitalism and communism… (WTF?). I say you should go fuck yourself, so therefore you will not breed more rejected pioneers of your faith… good luck… see you in HELL.
all i have to say to someone of your quality of stupity my not friend, so understand what the hell you are talking about my moronic aquantance.
pardon my spelling
RAmen
Well.
I have responded twice before to posts by the questionably eloquent and dubiously spelled Jonathon, both times attempting to show him the merits of clear thinking and logic, apparently without success, since this latest gem of his is even more froth-splattered and less intelligible than his previous spewings. It seems to me that he does not bother to read our responses, nor does he read much at all, given the disjoint and irrelevant nature of the nonsense he has scraped together this time. Others have done the work of pointing out the various reasons that this particular mess makes no sense, so I won’t repeat their efforts. I would have weighed in earlier on this, but I have been laid up with a back problem for the past week or so. Feeling much better now, thanks for asking. But I digress. Back to the subject at hand. Jonathon (or Jonathan, or Johnathan, or whatever), each successive post from you has shown, to a further degree than the previous one, that you are an ignorant fool. You don’t read the information about us on this site, you don’t read information about the “facts” you use to support your “arguments”, and you can’t spell or produce coherent sentences. You are stupid. Arguing with you is pointless, since you don’t pay any attention to anything except your own narrow viewpoint. If you choose to post another hate mail effort here, I’ll read it, and perhaps respond. My response will probably be limited to something you can understand, like maybe “shut the fuck up, you stupid asshole”.
Organized religion is and always has been a political tool for crowd control.
RAmen to all.
ET
***Cama Rouge***
Dude, that Khmer Rouge. Not so bright after all, huh? And what the hell about the FSM told you that we followers are Communists? Read the material closer, s-l-o-w-l-y if you must, and maybe you’ll begin to grasp it then.
You clearly have no idea what Communism is, you have no idea what the evolutionary theory states, and you have clearly been twisted by the bigotry of your own beliefs to a point where you can’t recognize your own stupidity.
P.S. Look At Darwinian evolution. It says nothing about genes automatically changing that fast.
Instead of bashing us, why don’t you just go hang your head in shame?
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haha. wow. I can’t believe the first paragraph. I hope for your sake the rest was a bit better Jonothan.
Ummm… I’m more likely to listen to someone who not only gets their information from objective sources, but also knows how to spell. It’s Khmer Rouge… not Cama Rouge, you know, just in case you want to leave more factually incorrect hate mail. Also, just because someone disagrees with teaching dogma in a state-funded public school doesn’t mean that he or she doesn’t believe in trying to be a good or “moral” person.
Nice attempt at trying to link atheism with communism. However, atheism doesn’t cause communism, communism (well at least Marxist-Leninist communism) requires that their societies are atheist. This fact destroys the rest of your argument, since atheism is necessary for communism, it isn’t sufficient for anything to be communist.
To clarify:
If you are a communist then you are an atheist - this statement is true (again, in Marxist-Leninist communism).
If you are an atheist then you are a communist - this statement is false, because you can be an atheist without being a communist.
“Religion is the opiate of the people.”
-Karl Marx
Hey, did anybody notice the MSN front page this morning???? THey’ve found a fossilized dinosaur mummy in North Dakota!!! Boy — are they gonna be surprised when they chip out a mummified guy with a stone axe, a big nose and furry pants mashed underneath him, LOFLMAO.
One Christian theme park : $200 million
One Christian stadium sized church: $50 million
One fleet of Cadillacs for a televangelist: $1.5 million
Sitting back while yet another Christian fanatic with bad grammar and atrocious spelling once again prove how naive and poorly educated in the history of their religion are: Priceless!
It really is too bad that none of them ever come back to rebut their point. I’m all for intelligent discussion but then that might be why we never hear from them after their first tirade.
That and the fact that I’m probably using words that most of them have never heard before. Pity!
Yes, Johnathon, I do worship my own–oh wait, no, I don’t worship anything! Go figure.
Nothing wrong with communism. Have you read Marx? Karl Marx, and no he’s not the one with the moustache and glasses, laid it all out and Lenin and Mao expanded on it. Communism does work, it’s humanitys innate corruptness that get’s in the way. The idea of social security and public health care are communist concepts. If you were to mix a democracys basic ‘freedoms’ (ie speech, religion, choice) with communism’s economic sreucture I think you would have a very nice place to live….
Jonathan,
For someone who would so starkly criticize anothers beleifs in favor of his own, would it not be prudent to first understand that which he is criticizing? Materialism is a principle upon which capitalism (the system predominantly used in the western world… aka America) is based on. Communism, Maoism etc… are all ideals which OPPOSE materialism. In fact, our way of life, capitalism/ materialism, is so inherintly incompatable with communism and beliefs like it, that it started one of the most turbulant, conflicts in human history (the cold war). Marxism (communism by default) was an ideal put forth by Karl Marx in the mid nineteenth century in which the man declared materialism and capitalism wrong and unjust, that the working class would inevitably rise up and rebel, and after the ensuing conflict all would be the equal, there would be no money, no material wealth or worth would remain. In lamens terms, materialism is the opposite of communism and in fact is the complete opposite of what you believe it to be Jonathan…
Now, back on topic. You are obviously devout christian. Christianity is based in the west. The west supports capitalism. Christianity is actually based upon fundamentally materialist beliefs (the feudal system was maintained by christianity for centuries). So, in your feeble attempt to denounce forward thinking and the truth, you have actually insulted your own beliefs and further cemented the idea that you and people like you are hypocritical, quick to judge, and prone to overlook the FACTS. And it is the facts is it not, that started this argument in the first place
As a footnote I would also like to point out that no two governments are the same and that communism does come in a variety of colors, however, at their core, or at least on their facade, all communist governments directly oppose materialism. Additionally, given more time (my interest is waning) I could directly counter every single argument made against the noble cause of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by you, Jonathan. However, I feel that wasting my time trying to educate an already lost cause would not be prudent, especially since the chances of you ever reading this note are quite slim.
Religious people are funny when they are mad. Religion is a good idea but as humans ,who twist everything ’till it’s horrible and self serving, we fail at it.
Hi Jonathon,
Unfortunately, you just reinforce the image of IDers as uninformed and illiterate. I thought I’d fix all of your grammatical and spelling errors so you don’t look like as much of a moron as you are. See below and PLEASE compare you your original letter so as not to make the same mistakes again.
Thank You! ;-)
You guys are infinitely more intelligent and all-knowing than God. So I guess I don’t need to tell you that materialism and Marxism/communism go hand in hand.
And since you got this all figured out I wont bother to tell you that the adherents of materialism Lenin, Stalin, Mao and the Khmer Rouge have killed more than 150 million people.
I don’t need to tell you that your intelligent philosophy led China to the world’s most devastating famine ever recorded. There is no need to inform you of the heartless Khmer Rouge (materialists who though people were no more than animals) who annihilated scores and scores of Cambodians by choking them to death with plastic bags, because bullets were too precious.
I’m sure you are aware that although materialism seeks to eliminate God the adverse effect becomes the materialist philosophers being worshipped by their followers.
Think this is a stupid remark? Well look at Mao, the Chinese worshipped him as a “super human”. Lenin was revered as such a great fella we can still see his preserved body on display in Russia.
You doubtless know that your philosophy led Stalin to install a very intelligent Materialist Scientist as the head of the Russian Ag. Committee.
This intelligent man postulated that crop production could be increased if the fundamental concepts of evolution were employed in farming techniques.
He postulated this: Russia’s severe cold hinders crop production. However if there were a way to produce a hearty breed of wheat adapted to the Russian climate crop production could be increased.
He concluded that if a seed of wheat were immersed in cold water for a duration of time it would “evolve” and adapt to cold temps. After the seed’s cold water bath it could then be planted and would yield in abundance.
You doubtless know when Stalin implemented this new farming technique it miserably failed and a famine ensued.
I’m sure you know that your intelligent philosophy lead Mao Zedong to destroy families throughout China. I’m sure you know that he convinced children to reject the idea of a “family unit” and to cling to communism as a parental figure.
I’m sure that you know China will kill anyone whose ideals deviate outside its materialistic principals. I’m sure you know China destroys free thinking people like all ya’ll kids. I’m sure you know that those who lived in China during Mao’s reign, or in Russia during Stalin’s or Lenin’s reign were tossed into death camps or shot in the head for not supporting their regime and its tyrannical principals.
I guess you know that your wonderful philosophy if carried out would enslave mankind and turn them into animals. But maybe you don’t mind eating human flesh during a mass famine because your materialistic leader has devastated your economy in order to reform his country’s citizens.
Perhaps you don’t mind losing your children, mother and father to assassination. Maybe you don’t mind everything you own being confiscated by the Govt and then being forced to work on a farm or infrastructure project till you die a miserable death.
Although some of your science may be right the application of your philosophy (if carried out on a global level) would destroy mankind.
Yup, you guys got it figured out.
Im gonna go eat spaghetti and thank God for the wheat and tomatoes He created to make such a delicious dish…. I guess that makes the Spaghetti Monster a “demi-god” cuz he came from wheat and tomatoes. Moreover, he had to be processed in a Chef Boyardee factory.
Hmm… So because he is processed does that make the factory that made him a superior being? Perhaps because the workers in the factory ran the spaghetti making equipment to process him then he is actually even inferior to mankind. I guess it follows your worshipping something inferior to yourself.
What if you eat the Spaghetti Monster… Do you worship him after he has been passed into the bowl? I guess it follows you would be worshipping your own night soil?
Yeah you guys got it figured out… You worship your own excrement…
-Johnathon
What is wrong with you.
Are you calling us commies?