You guys are infinitely more intelligent and all-knowing than God. So I guess I don’t need to tell you that materialism and Marxism/communism go hand in hand.And since you got this all figured out I wont bother to tell you that the adherents of materialism Lenin, Stalin, Mao and the Cama Rouge have killed more than 150 million people.
I don’t need to tell you that your intelligent philosophy led China to the world’s most devastating famine ever recorded. There is no need to inform you of the heartless Cama Rouge (materialists who though people were no more than animals) who annihilated scores and scored of Cambodians by choking them to death with plastic bags, because bullets were to precious.
I’m sure you are aware that although materialist seeks to eliminate God the adverse effect becomes the materialist philosophers being worshipped by their followers.
Think this is a stupid remark? Well look at Mao, the Chinese worshipped him as a “super human”. Lenin was revered as such a great fella we can still see his preserved body on display in Russia.
You doubtless know that your philosophy led Stalin to install a very intelligent Materialist Scientist as the head of the Russian Ag. Committee.
This intelligent man postulated that crop production could be increased if the fundamental concepts of evolution were employed in farming techniques.
He postulated this: Russias severe cold hinders crop production. However if there were a way to produce a hearty breed of wheat adapted to the Russian climate crop production could be increased.
He concluded that if a seed of wheat were immersed in cold water for duration of time it would “evolve” and adapt to cold temps. After the seeds cold water bath it could then be planted and would yield in abundance.
You doubtless know when Stalin implemented this new farming technique it miserably failed and a famine ensued.
I’m sure you know that you’re intelligent philosophy lead Mao Zedong to destroy families throughout China. I’m sure you know that he convinced children to reject the idea of a “family unit” and to cling to communism as a parental figure.
I’m sure that you know China will kill anyone whose ideals deviating outside its materialistic principals. I’m sure you know China destroys free thinking people like all ya’ll kids. I’m sure you know that those who lived in China during Mao’s reign, or in Russia during Stalin’s or Lenin’s reign were tossed into death camps or shot in the head for not supporting their regime and its tyrannical principals.
I guess you know that your wonderful philosophy if carried out would enslave mankind and turn them into animals. But maybe you don’t mind eating human flesh during a mass famine because your materialistic leader has devastated your economy in order to reform his countries citizens.
Perhaps you don’t mind losing your children, mother and father to assassination. Maybe you don’t mind everything you own being confiscated by the Govt and then being forced to work on a farm or infrastructure project till you die a miserable death.
Although some of your science may be right the application of your philosophy (if carried out on a global level) would destroy mankind.
Yup, you guys got it figured out.
Im gonna go eat spaghetti and thank God for the wheat and tomatoes He created to make such a delicous dish…. I guess that makes the spaghettis monster a “demi-god” cuz he came from wheat and tomatoes. Plus he had to be processed in a chef boyarde factory.
Hmm… So because he is proceesed does that make the factory that made him a superior being? Perhaps because the workers in the factory ran the spaghetti making eqpt to procees him then he is actually even inferior to mankind. I guess it follows your worshipping something inferior to yourself.
What if youy eat the spaghetti monster… Do you worship him after he has been passed into the bowl?I guess it follows you would be worshipping your own night soil?
Yeah you guys got it figured out… You worship your own excrement…
-Johnathon
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Wow, all those people were Pastafarian?
Lenin, Mao, Stalin etc. were all genocidal maniacs. Just because they were also Atheist does not mean anything, it is evidence by corrolation. I could just as easily state that because Nero (an insane Roman Emporer woh disputedly caused the fire of Rome, killing thousands) was a Roman, that all Romans were evil, insane, fiddle players.
Also, whats the deal with Communism? Its not the system thats mad, its the people who wind up as leaders. And Communism is supposed to reject materialism. Does nobody get that? Read some Karl Marx before you comment on it.
Listen here you filthy punk, I willl not be called a communist! I do not believe in working just for society and living your life fo someone else! Christians are closer to communists because they believe in living their lives for someone else! You better watch who your calling a commmunist! I don’t take insults like that very lightly.
Wow I didn’t know that the Soviet Union, China, and all those other places were a true communism. And were does this word originate from? The word community and is that a bad thing? It seems like to me that all those “socialst bastards” in europe are doing really well while the fat capitalists pigs of America are destorying the country.I know that Stalin killed 16 million people and Mao killed millions as well but how the fuck does that relate to a Flying Spaghetti monster? Nothing, nothing at all. The point of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is to show that if you teach how the earth was created from one religious view point, then you need to teach all of the religious view points on how the earth was created. Think before you speak next time you go on a rant how the flying spaghetti monster is communist.
“I guess you know that your wonderful philosophy if carried out would enslave mankind and turn them into animals.
But maybe you don’t mind eating human flesh […]”
Uh, damn! They revealed our secret Plan.
We have turned all humans into animals and nobody noticed but how shall we turn them into Meatballs and eat them now that they know about the plan?
What does any of what you just said have to do with Pastafarianism, FSM, or any of us?
Thats just like saying that since one jew, (or replace with black, Greek, roman, Russian, Hispanic etc,) killed a friend of yours, that all jews are killers and should be imprisoned or killed. sound like someone familiar? anyone starting with an “H”?
Worship my excrement? But of course, God is omnipotent so why wouldn’t you find him there. I shall now go out and spread… perhaps not.
*Applauds”
congratulations, you are the first christian to ever come up with a half-way (HALF!!) decent argument
*stops clapping*
unfortunately we are about as different from you as you are from the buddists, in that we still have enough morals to not kill all the retards in this world (approx; 4000000000). we aren’t HOMICIDAL RETARDS, OK
if we all where then half of the worlds population would be dead
Global level?
You’re kidding right?
I love the church of the FSM because it is a satirical religion that hopefully makes people open their minds and possibly think outside the can.
Key word is satirical.
It’s not about a flying spaghetti monster, it’s about believing in what you want to believe without having anyone else tell you that you are wrong.
It’s about trying to lead a good life, and trying to help other do the same.
I feel that I have said enough.