You guys are seriously fucked up…I’ll pray for you :)
-mariahjosh
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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I say better to believe in the Great Noodly One, then to go around with a vacuous expression on your face and looking for your children who were removed by the state. Children who don’t know who their parents are, who are forced to get married before they hit puberty and who end up having to pop out new kids so some old geezer can do it all over again with them. Who’s your Uncle-Daddy?
And we’ll pray for you too. May the Flying Spaghetti Monster rid you of your limiting superstitions.
RAmen
We’ll think for you
Lilith, I love that comment. :)
Pray to what? You never specified.
♥R’Amen♥