As most of the internet knows, Tom Cruise recently made a video for the Church of Scientology, which many people found creepy. Some have gone so far as to call it borderline sociopathic.
If you haven’t seen the video, you may want to watch it. Here’s the link. It’s about 10 minutes long but you certainly don’t need to watch it all to get a sense of Mr. Cruise’s dedication to his church and its teachings.
Not to be outdone, Pastafarian Ed Adkins has created an amazing video for our church. Enjoy:
Here’s a link to Ed’s Blog.
DIGG IT!
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Secret_Pastafarian_Video_Exposed
I just watched this and then the Anonymous video, and you know what…Anonymous are obviously, to me atleast maybe not them, followers of the FSM. Anonymous’s attack plan on Scientology, and us, sounds very much Piratey and rapey and pillagey.
So I say to you Anonymous, Feel his noodley Appenge and put on you hooks and peg legs and join the movment we have all had….because His noodles are high in fiber and keep us regular
RAmen
I find offense in this “pirate” video. If this individual was a true pastafarian, he would have read the gospel, and within those holy pages, would have discovered that true pirates don’t rape and pillage, they were a kind people, who gave candy to children, and we smeared by the hari Krishna’s because they were jealous of the pirates being our noodly lord’s chosen people.
come on guys, brush up on your history before you start publishing these lies.
Oh this is lovely. Many thanks Ed for the Diet Coke nose spray.
Whats even scarier is the guy who edited this Tom Cruise video! Did he honestly look at the final production and say “Yeah this is what Scientology is all about”?
Alexander is right about pirates. They are, however, marauders and they do plunder. It’s in the book.
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RAmen
Had several substances spraying out of several orifices during each of these videos. Won’t specify which ones were coming out of which ones. Thank The Noodliness for blessing us all with both of them.
we should grow dreadlocks that look like noodles…
irate Pirate,
i love you. seriously.
Ed Adkins, very well done, I liked your eloquence. :)
“…you know you’re going to be blamed for it.” It’s the sad truth. We are the internet’s scapegoats.
“If you don’t KNOW it, you LEARN it. If you can’t learn it, you MAKE IT UP.” This is truly a Pastafarian statement if there ever was one.
I know a lot of you don’t like this video, but I personally agree with Bobby: a finely articulated testiment to what Pastafarianism is all about. How can you NOT admire a pirate who CUT HIS HAND OFF for his religion? That’s dedication! As Ed Adkins said: “AAAARRRRRRRR!”
In the last fifteen seconds, his hand has been restored by the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Hooray!
@ Cap’n Wolf:
“In the last fifteen seconds, his hand has been restored by the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Hooray!”
Bless the FSM, you’re right! It’s a miracle! He regularily performs them for us, his followers, of course, but this is the first to actually be caught on tape. Hooray, indeed!
I agree with Alexander, this guy is just in it so he can dress like a pirate. I really need to buy the Gospel… have only looked at it briefly. But Ed does have his facts a bit messed up. And don’t even think of letting this out, it WON’T attract anyone to us. In fact, I’m sure someone will sue our Henderbob for “rape.”
PPL (peace love and pirates)
RAmen.
By “rape and pillage” I hope he means “give candy to children and help old ladies cross the street.”