J.D. Hutton aka Pontius Pirate came across this ancient fsm pottery:
ancient fsm pottery
Published by Bobby Henderson March 4th, 2008 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 26 Comments
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Heh. I suppose “Sauce” was ancient Sumerian for “Obey your noodly master, hon” or something, right?
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Now THAT is what I am talking about.
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The writing on the top says “Pasta – Sauce – Holy Spirits.”
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the proof just keeps coming in, beat that dead sea scrolls
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*snif* b-b-b-beautiful. *snif*
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HA more proof that we have been around for centuries, millenia or even longer, long live the noodly lord.
RAmen
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Nice sauce jars.
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An excellent find, and its condition is pristine;D
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Those are so nice! I bet the bids on those ancient Pasta pots will be quite high.
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Great work! If Pontius Pirate finds any more pots, perhaps the Creation Museum or even the Rosicrucian Museum would be interested?
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that is soooo awesome!!!
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HA!
Our god isn’t an asshole that makes his followers to worship him blindly.
Our lord and tasty savior will give us all the profs we want!
RAmen.
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omg! i cant believe someone has finally found it! this artifact has been lost 4 years to us pastafarians!
thank you so much
peace love and pirates
RAmen
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Irrefutable truth!
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sweet.
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Expert archaeologist still debating the age of the finding putting it somewhere between the bronze age and the dawn of humanity. Carbon dating of the pigments used misleadingly shows the jar to be between 0 and 0.161254 years old. But all scientific data is disregarded for any scientifically measure is playfully changed by our saucy saviourousness.
Jar, I mean YAAArrgh
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Bobby didn’t post all the photos I had sent in. There’s a third image on the vase, depicting a beer volcano. You can see the edge of it in the first photo.
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We have top men working on it… TOP men…
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That is just waaay better than that ark the Christians found on Mount Ararat… What? No ark. Hmmm. Shroud of Turin? A fake you say… Hmmm… Adam and Eve’s tombs? No? Hmmm… So, what artifacts do the Christians have to prove their god exists? None! Gasp…
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No wonder the Pew Poll learned that so many Americans have left the faith of their childhood upbringing. Too bad they didn’t find out how many had become Pastafarians.
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Now, that is cool – that is #%@* cool! Maybe even cooler than the chicken/ball (or the famous Viennese duck/rabbit)! Ancient artifacts prove so much! Like the chariot-wheels on the floor of the Red (or is it Dead?) Sea prove Noah killed his son, Cain – or was it Abel? No, wait – Isaac or Ishmael? Oh, I always get those mixed up, like Lerner and Leowe or Leopold and Loeb! And Alice Cooper or Marilyn Manson…
But it still gives me pleasure. Museum-worthy.
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wonder how much rum they used to fit in there?
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well i whant to see the cork they use to make shure it dosent spill
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They knew strangely good English back then!
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Arr! Thar be a piece a true hist’ry!
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Nice. Looks ANCIENT, sooooooooo OLD!! And the makers happened to write in English!!!
(Sarcasm)
If you’re going to fake something like this, can’t you at least not make it so obvious/
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@Me Duh
Ah, but that is merely one of the great miracles of Our Noodly Master! Through his carbohydrate-rich power, he has created the illusion of youth…
Kinda like what he did with the fossils, only the other way around.
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