J.D. Hutton aka Pontius Pirate came across this ancient fsm pottery:
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Heh. I suppose “Sauce” was ancient Sumerian for “Obey your noodly master, hon” or something, right?
Now THAT is what I am talking about.
The writing on the top says “Pasta - Sauce - Holy Spirits.”
the proof just keeps coming in, beat that dead sea scrolls
*snif* b-b-b-beautiful. *snif*
HA more proof that we have been around for centuries, millenia or even longer, long live the noodly lord.
RAmen
Nice sauce jars.
An excellent find, and its condition is pristine;D
Those are so nice! I bet the bids on those ancient Pasta pots will be quite high.
Great work! If Pontius Pirate finds any more pots, perhaps the Creation Museum or even the Rosicrucian Museum would be interested?
that is soooo awesome!!!
HA!
Our god isn’t an asshole that makes his followers to worship him blindly.
Our lord and tasty savior will give us all the profs we want!
RAmen.
omg! i cant believe someone has finally found it! this artifact has been lost 4 years to us pastafarians!
thank you so much
peace love and pirates
RAmen
Irrefutable truth!
sweet.
Expert archaeologist still debating the age of the finding putting it somewhere between the bronze age and the dawn of humanity. Carbon dating of the pigments used misleadingly shows the jar to be between 0 and 0.161254 years old. But all scientific data is disregarded for any scientifically measure is playfully changed by our saucy saviourousness.
Jar, I mean YAAArrgh
Bobby didn’t post all the photos I had sent in. There’s a third image on the vase, depicting a beer volcano. You can see the edge of it in the first photo.
We have top men working on it… TOP men…
That is just waaay better than that ark the Christians found on Mount Ararat… What? No ark. Hmmm. Shroud of Turin? A fake you say… Hmmm… Adam and Eve’s tombs? No? Hmmm… So, what artifacts do the Christians have to prove their god exists? None! Gasp…
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No wonder the Pew Poll learned that so many Americans have left the faith of their childhood upbringing. Too bad they didn’t find out how many had become Pastafarians.
Now, that is cool - that is #%@* cool! Maybe even cooler than the chicken/ball (or the famous Viennese duck/rabbit)! Ancient artifacts prove so much! Like the chariot-wheels on the floor of the Red (or is it Dead?) Sea prove Noah killed his son, Cain - or was it Abel? No, wait - Isaac or Ishmael? Oh, I always get those mixed up, like Lerner and Leowe or Leopold and Loeb! And Alice Cooper or Marilyn Manson…
But it still gives me pleasure. Museum-worthy.