J.D. Hutton aka Pontius Pirate came across this ancient fsm pottery:
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
wonder how much rum they used to fit in there?
well i whant to see the cork they use to make shure it dosent spill
They knew strangely good English back then!
Arr! Thar be a piece a true hist’ry!
Nice. Looks ANCIENT, sooooooooo OLD!! And the makers happened to write in English!!!
(Sarcasm)
If you’re going to fake something like this, can’t you at least not make it so obvious/
@Me Duh
Ah, but that is merely one of the great miracles of Our Noodly Master! Through his carbohydrate-rich power, he has created the illusion of youth…
Kinda like what he did with the fossils, only the other way around.