you really wanna get a pirate ship

Published February 23rd, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

you really wanna get a pirate ship church thing?
Was there not anything of 8 things telling the FSM don’t wants tempels or churches?

I can undersatand if you want 1 million dollars or more for you, but then put this as the reason of merchandise and I’ll buy something.

If the money is for a stupid Ship-Church, I won’t buy anything, even if I like the car emblems and mugs a lot.

If you don’t want he Money for you,
GIVE IT TO A CABLE COMPANY, IN ORDER THEY WON’T CHARGE THE AMOUNT TO OUR BILLS, OR GIVE IT TO AN AIDS FOUNDATION OR WHATEVER.

IF YOU WANT A PERSONAL PIRATE BOAT FOR SAILING AROUND FOR FUN FINE FOR ME TOO, BUT NOBODY NEEDS A FUCKIN’ PIRATE BOAT CHURCH, IT WILL NOT HELP YOURSELF, NOT ANYONE ELSE!!!
-max

[sorry - no deal, max. the pirate ship church is going to happen. - bobby]



123 Responses to “you really wanna get a pirate ship”

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  1. RK says:

    Well, he does have a point. We should put our money to a better use than to build a church.

    But its still cool. I’m sure FSM won’t mind

    RAmen!

  2. First Mate S-Hams says:

    How could anyone not be psyched for a pirate ship church?!?!
    Freakin’ sweet if you ask me.

  3. Mineme says:

    I thought a pirate ship church wuld be cool
    …sniffle
    you’re a meanie

  4. Robert says:

    i dont think we should eat torrtilein. spaghetti has always been fighting that you are not a real pasta and your stuffed with delicous things.

  5. Robert says:

    R.A.S

  6. Robert says:

    we should have drums playing for our fear. I think that it should be played by this guy (see link)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKnskelMzak
    R.A.S

  7. max says:

    het i what a pirates ships

  8. max says:

    how much to a pirates ships

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