you dumb bitch

Published February 20th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

YOU DUMB BITCH!!! this is no such thing as a fucking flying spaghetti monster and hes not god ! If he were real i would chop that bitch up and feed him to the poor starving people in africa! you people are sick and demented, and your all going to fucking hell! FUCKING SPEGHETTI I MEAN COME ON IF YOU WANTED TO COME UP WITH A RELIGION THE GOD HAS TO BE SOMETHING MORE REALISTIC! IM SORRY BUT MY SPEGHETTI DOES NOT TALK TO ME IT IS NOT JESUS! Lol you all are way to funny XD You guys must be on some good drugs, pass that shit around. Sooo like are you guys in a cult or something?? What are the disciples of this spaghetti guy? A piece of garlic toast and a meat ball? LOL!!!! You guys are soo sick i wouldnt even spit in your direction and when you all die im gonna piss on ALL of your graves!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You are all a joke!! I will tie down everyone of you sick bastards and force feed you guys spaghetti!!! and i will scream out “weres you fuckiNG spaghetti bitch now? Is he gonna save you? NOO! Cause hes NOT REAL!” Do you guys like revolve around food or something? Like cause you have fine art taco photography?!? Who the dumb bitch who thought of this religion??? Cause i bet you money they were on shrums at the time or maybe some fucking acid! Cause this is some trippy shit! AND yes i do believe in hell! But im not gonna go to hell for believing in a false idol like you stupid spaghetti! JESUS CHRIST I STILL CANT EVEN GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU BELIEVE IN THIS BULLSHIT!!! DO THEY LIKE FORCE FEED YOU THIS SHIT? LIKE SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT?
WTF???That does not look like a spaghetti monsterrrr you dumb cunt! SUCK MY BIG BLACK PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH!
- jade-jewel



482 Responses to “you dumb bitch”

  1. i have BIG meaty balls and LONG spaghetti says:

    Firstly:
    “IM SORRY BUT MY SPEGHETTI DOES NOT TALK TO ME IT IS NOT JESUS! ”
    Then you are obviously not one of the blessed!!!

    Secondly:
    “BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You are all a joke!!”
    Have you ever considered the fact that the joke may be on you?

    Thirdly:
    “and i will scream out “weres you fuckiNG spaghetti bitch now?”
    Duh!! Everywhere!!!

    Fourthly:
    “But im not gonna go to hell for believing in a false idol like you stupid spaghetti!”

    No but…

    “JESUS CHRIST I STILL CANT EVEN GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU BELIEVE IN THIS BULLSHIT!!!”
    Using your lords name in vain may well get you there!!!

    I pity you and hope you find peace in yourself soon. Have you ever thought of seeing a psychiatrist? You are obviously feeling a lot of anger. Either that or maybe you could turn to the FSM. The FSM can help you find the peace you seek!

  2. David says:

    “THE GOD HAS TO BE SOMETHING MORE REALISTIC!”

    Rationale only applies to our god…

  3. morgor says:

    wow, some people really don’t get satire.

    Still, it’s good to see he follows christ, i’m sure he says something similar :

    “i would chop that bitch up and feed him to the poor starving people in africa!…i wouldnt even spit in your direction and when you all die im gonna piss on ALL of your graves…SUCK MY BIG BLACK PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH!”

    nice guy.

  4. Draconic says:

    Your powers of sweaing, grammar and spelling truly touch my heart, I shall follow god. I counted 20 swears.

    HOLY SHIT!!!! Does ANYONE read the open letter anymore? IT’S A SATIRE!!!! You’d be very hard pressed to find anyone who really believes in the FSM. And then he says he Barack Obama, wow….

    Apparently just the oddest people find our site ^_^And then they say they’re Christians. Apparently parody religions are one of their buttons.

    LASTLY we aren’t a cult, we’re a full blown religion. We have millions of followers!

  5. Ande says:

    couple of points @jade-jewel
    “If he[FSM] were real i would chop that bitch up and feed him to the poor starving people in africa!”
    .
    so you don’t help poor people because our god doesn’t exist? Then you must agree with that the world is better with a flying spaghetti monster
    .
    “FUCKING SPEGHETTI I MEAN COME ON IF YOU WANTED TO COME UP WITH A RELIGION THE GOD HAS TO BE SOMETHING MORE REALISTIC!”
    .
    name one thing that is more realistic than pasta!
    .
    “Who the dumb bitch who thought of this religion??? Cause i bet you money they were on shrums at the time or maybe some fucking acid!”
    .
    I take that bet, now give me my money(don’t bet on facts, it’s stupid)
    .
    “That does not look like a spaghetti monsterrrr you dumb cunt! SUCK MY BIG BLACK PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH!”
    .
    then I assume you are one of the blessed few who actually seen his noodlyness, scince you have such knowledge of his appearence

  6. ScottishAtheist says:

    Suck your what?

  7. Vim Fuego says:

    When did they let you out?

  8. Brian says:

    And yet you still eat jesus in your communion.

    But thank you for demonstrating the intolerance of Xianity once again.

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