YOU DUMB BITCH!!! this is no such thing as a fucking flying spaghetti monster and hes not god ! If he were real i would chop that bitch up and feed him to the poor starving people in africa! you people are sick and demented, and your all going to fucking hell! FUCKING SPEGHETTI I MEAN COME ON IF YOU WANTED TO COME UP WITH A RELIGION THE GOD HAS TO BE SOMETHING MORE REALISTIC! IM SORRY BUT MY SPEGHETTI DOES NOT TALK TO ME IT IS NOT JESUS! Lol you all are way to funny XD You guys must be on some good drugs, pass that shit around. Sooo like are you guys in a cult or something?? What are the disciples of this spaghetti guy? A piece of garlic toast and a meat ball? LOL!!!! You guys are soo sick i wouldnt even spit in your direction and when you all die im gonna piss on ALL of your graves!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You are all a joke!! I will tie down everyone of you sick bastards and force feed you guys spaghetti!!! and i will scream out “weres you fuckiNG spaghetti bitch now? Is he gonna save you? NOO! Cause hes NOT REAL!” Do you guys like revolve around food or something? Like cause you have fine art taco photography?!? Who the dumb bitch who thought of this religion??? Cause i bet you money they were on shrums at the time or maybe some fucking acid! Cause this is some trippy shit! AND yes i do believe in hell! But im not gonna go to hell for believing in a false idol like you stupid spaghetti! JESUS CHRIST I STILL CANT EVEN GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU BELIEVE IN THIS BULLSHIT!!! DO THEY LIKE FORCE FEED YOU THIS SHIT? LIKE SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT?
WTF???That does not look like a spaghetti monsterrrr you dumb cunt! SUCK MY BIG BLACK PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH!
- jade-jewel
What Jade Jewel would’ve sound like in real life http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0BbrGGZGUo :]
How come people think the person who wrote this letter was a “christian”?
May FSM have pity on you… and your large potty-mouth
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But really we came from evolution. Adam just fell from a tree trying to pick some fruit and hit his head, and he hasn’t thought right since. When he came to his memories were messed up and his rib hurt he didn’t even remember me so he tried to fill in the gaps. He blamed me for the fruit thing because I was able to get the fruit without falling down (I shook the tree instead of trying to climb it). Then he blamed some snake and I asked him what he was talking about and he said he saw me talking to someone before. So I let him believe in the talking snake so that he wouldn’t find out about my affair with a Mr. P. Aethiopicus. Sorry, honeybunch, the cat’s out of the bag. He started all this talk about some guy named “God” and started worshiping this invisible man saying that he loved him more than he did me. I was like, ‘What?! I am pregnant with his child, we are the only two of our species to have developed yet and he is gay with an imaginary man named God?’ I tried to teach our kids, Cain and Able, that the God fellow was just imaginary. Able believed me and Cain didn’t, I tried to keep this away from Adam’s ears as much as possible because he was freaking psycho by this time. When Adam said that Able’s work was more pleasing to this God fellow, Cain snapped and killed Able that day. Adam wouldn’t hear the idea that Able didn’t believe in God and kicked Cain out of the house. From then on it was just a cycle of depression from there on.
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Scanning IQ … still no sign of it. Trying again. Nothing on sensors.