umm u have GOT to be kidding

Published February 14th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

umm u have GOT to be kidding. wow. im a christian and im not gonna bash this but wow…u have to have alot of faith to believe in this type of thing. i sure as heck dont. food is food is food. i like spaghetti. i just dont worship it. lol
-mickchick



135 Responses to “umm u have GOT to be kidding”

  1. thisurbanjungle says:

    lol! This is good for laughs! Sure won’t be funny for long though!
    Some people are soooo…. open minded that their brains fall out!

    “…a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing!”

    • Ari says:

      And some people just don’t get a joke if it came up and bit them on the ass.

  2. Anon says:

    Wow, He doesn’t get it does he?

  3. Earthbreaker says:

    Liar! You bashed it! YOU BASHED IT!

    And yes you do worship it! Your omnipotent God exists within everything including Spaghetti! Even carbonara!

  4. WTF ARE YOU GUYS THINKING! says:

    WOW U GUYS R LOSERS

  5. WTF ARE YOU GUYS THINKING! says:

    u guys are fucking crazy

  6. the random frog says:

    you don’t have enough faith to believe in an omniscient invisible creator. god will not be pleased.

  7. Ranzo says:

    This one is kind of nice actually. Its not really hate mail. It’s just a statement that this person and other Christians are too smart to worship food. Except when they think that Jesus can be eaten as a cracker in church of course.

  8. TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

    This site is perfect. Only religious zealots (our target audience!) are naive enough to think people would buy into something so absurd. Because they have.

    • Ari says:

      Of course. Because to zealots, if they read it, it must be true. Riiiight…

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