umm u have GOT to be kidding

Published February 14th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

umm u have GOT to be kidding. wow. im a christian and im not gonna bash this but wow…u have to have alot of faith to believe in this type of thing. i sure as heck dont. food is food is food. i like spaghetti. i just dont worship it. lol
-mickchick



135 Responses to “umm u have GOT to be kidding”

  1. CER WILL says:

    WOW IF WANT TO THINK THE THERE IS A GOD WHICH IS MADE FROM FOOD IM GOONA BELEAVE IT, ITS FAR BETTER THEN GETING YOUR RELIGION CRAMED DOWN YOUR THROAT BY SOME OLD DRUNKEN MINISTER WHO LIKES SPENDING TIME WITH THE YOUNG QUIR GROUP!!!!!!!11

  2. James D King of Pirates says:

    So instead of spaghetti you worship a really old pervert? I am not talking priests here either. The guy supposed watches you constantly throughout the course of your life, likes to populate the world with 1 family, and will torture you eternally for not worshiping him. 3 Fetishes there I will describe and how FSM does not have them:
    1) Watching you known as voyeurism, FSM likes to give you private time whenever you are naked or doing something he would rather not see, whereas the Christian God will watch you constantly throughout your life, non stop to see if you ever stop worshiping him.
    2) Incest, twice recorded in the bible, he has forced one family to get it on repeatedly in order to make more children, (Adam and eve, Noah) whereas the FSM made a lot of midgets and they grew taller over time.
    3) Sado masochism, the enjoyment of the torture of others or yourself. The worst a pastafarian gets is Stale Beer and strippers with VD and even then its only if you were a total jack ass belief is not even mandatory for our heaven. What do you get for screwing up even once in your faith? An eternity of torment while your god watches you to make sure you stay there, so who is better? Your god probably has even more weird fetishes if you read the whole bible. (Like the whole snuff fetish thing)
    I hope you all enjoyed this commentary of a dirty old man, verses the FSM.
    RAmen
    James D King of Pirates

  3. Bo Johansson says:

    The only moderator that has a mail-button is Capellini (if there are any others please let me know) but I have to be logged in to mail her. And since I can’t log I can’t mail her… The only solution seems to reregister with another nick and e-mail and I would rather not.

    Apparently someone is moderating these comments – can’t you please help me in some way?

  4. Vera says:

    You’ve got to have a lot of faith to believe in an invisible man in the sky who created us just for the hell of it.

  5. Cap'n Wolf says:

    Vera is right.

    And don’t forget what George Carlin says.

    The invisible man has a list of stuff he wants us not to do, and if we do it, he sends us to suffer for eternity. But he loves us. *rolls eyes*

  6. higgy says:

    PoJo, that’s a great point :D

  7. Michael says:

    Hey Just to tell u guys pasta was created by man

    • gordon_uk says:

      and man was created by the FSM, sorted!

  8. chaos says:

    Michael, so was God. Pasta, on the other hand, is an actual thing created by man, whereas God is a large group of thoughts created by man.
    If you’re going to have God crammed down your throat, wouldn’t you rather it be a tasty God with parmesan sauce? RAmen

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