Take a look in exodus

Published February 16th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Take a look in exodus chapter 20 verse 3 -5 clearly states no to worshop any other God besides Jehova it also states in the same book chapter 23 verse 24. it tells us to demolish pagan gods so that mean we have to crush y’alls “SPAGATTI MONSTER” (that is so lame and retarded) and if you guys even want to enjoy peace in your life and know that you are going to heaven look up romans chapter 3 verse 23 it say for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god that means EVERY BODY SINS BUT GOD AND JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIOR

take another look
Romans 5:6-21
6 You see, at just the right time, when we were still powerless, Christ died for the ungodly. 7 Very rarely will anyone die for a righteous man, though for a good man someone might possibly dare to die. 8 But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. 9 Since we have now been justified by his blood, how much more shall we be saved from God’s wrath through him! 10 For if, when we were God’s enemies, we were reconciled to him through the death of his Son, how much more, having been reconciled, shall we be saved through his life! 11 Not only is this so, but we also rejoice in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have now received reconciliation. 12 Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all men, because all sinned– 13 for before the law was given, sin was in the world. But sin is not taken into account when there is no law. 14 Nevertheless, death reigned from the time of Adam to the time of Moses, even over those who did not sin by breaking a command, as did Adam, who was a pattern of the one to come. 15 But the gift is not like the trespass. For if the many died by the trespass of the one man, how much more did God’s grace and the gift that came by the grace of the one man, Jesus Christ, overflow to the many! 16 Again, the gift of God is not like the result of the one man’s sin: The judgment followed one sin and brought condemnation, but the gift followed many trespasses and brought justification. 17 For if, by the trespass of the one man, death reigned through that one man, how much more will those who receive God’s abundant provision of grace and of the gift of righteousness reign in life through the one man, Jesus Christ. 18 Consequently, just as the result of one trespass was condemnation for all men, so also the result of one act of righteousness was justification that brings life for all men. 19 For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners, so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous. 20 The law was added so that the trespass might increase. But where sin increased, grace increased all the more, 21 so that, just as sin reigned in death, so also grace might reign through righteousness to bring eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord

or how about this one

Romans 10:1-11
1 Brothers, my heart’s desire and prayer to God for the Israelites is that they may be saved. 2 For I can testify about them that they are zealous for God, but their zeal is not based on knowledge. 3 Since they did not know the righteousness that comes from God and sought to establish their own, they did not submit to God’s righteousness. 4 Christ is the end of the law so that there may be righteousness for everyone who believes. 5 Moses describes in this way the righteousness that is by the law: “The man who does these things will live by them.” 6 But the righteousness that is by faith says: “Do not say in your heart, ‘Who will ascend into heaven?’” (that is, to bring Christ down) 7 “or ‘Who will descend into the deep?’” (that is, to bring Christ up from the dead). 8 But what does it say? “The word is near you; it is in your mouth and in your heart,” that is, the word of faith we are proclaiming: 9 That if you confess with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved. 11 As the Scripture says, “Anyone who trusts in him will never be put to shame.”

there is more

Corinthians 3:11-15
11 For no one can lay any foundation other than the one already laid, which is Jesus Christ. 12 If any man builds on this foundation using gold, silver, costly stones, wood, hay or straw, 13 his work will be shown for what it is, because the Day will bring it to light. It will be revealed with fire, and the fire will test the quality of each man’s work. 14 If what he has built survives, he will receive his reward. 15 If it is burned up, he will suffer loss; he himself will be saved, but only as one escaping through the flames.

Oh no I am right oh no that this pasts frainism is a bunch of hungry fatbodys.
-16yofc



281 Responses to “Take a look in exodus”

  1. Mr White says:

    Raman 1:16-18

    16And He laid His Noodly Appendage on the land and 17Lo there sprung midgets, and strippers, and all the animals and toppings 18And He saw that it was good, especially with a few beers

    see it’s all there in my book too…

  2. spaghetti lover says:

    Ugh, shut up. Nobody here cares about your bible verses.

  3. TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

    Hey, 16-year-old! Does it bother you that archeologists and historians are now convinced that the EXODUS NEVER HAPPENED? That large number of Jews were never in Egypt, they never wandered in the desert for a long time, and only one of the many battles they supposed won to take over their promised land has ANY physical evidence? You’re basing your tirade on fables. Then again, you’re a Christian. Go figure.

  4. Joukahainen says:

    Trying to prove Bible right by reciting Bible verses? You sick bastard!

  5. foobarbaz says:

    tl;dr

  6. Keith says:

    The unintelligible quoting the indecipherable.

  7. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    If the Christian BuyBull contradicts the Bible of the FSM, it’s clearly wrong.
    Oh no we are right oh no

  8. Apprentice Frederic says:

    This is a kinda depressive thought, but there are candidates for US President who make 16yofc, Austin, and even the Scarlet Wankernel of recent memory look moderate – and inconsequential in any case. I suppose that the Church is forbidden to involve itself in political activity and – to make it worse – His Noodliness would seemingly rather we don’t try to press messages from Him upon others, but…for FSM’s sake…I’d love to see Bobby run for office….

    • Atsap Revol says:

      Yes, the thought of Bachman and Perry as presidential candidates depresses me. Ronnie and Nancy relied on astrology to make national decisions, both Bushes relied on prayer. Clinton relied on blow jobs in the oval office. Obama relies on bullshit. I can support a move to elect Bobby president…he would be the first thinking man to occupy the office in decades.

      AR

      • Apprentice Frederic says:

        Atsap – your wish for a thinking president does you great credit! I have to confess to you that I’m so far gone that I would be happy just to see Bobby take the oath: hand on the Gospel, and the Chief Justice wearing an appropriate hat, eyepatch, cutlass, and floppy boots.

        • Atsap Revol says:

          Apprentice Frederic, your image of the Chief Justice clad in pirate garb with Bobby taking the oath with his hand on the FSM Gospel is compelling. Perhaps one of our artistic Pastafarians can render an illustration to kickoff the “BOBBY FOR PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN.”

          AR

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