Take a look in exodus

Published February 16th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Take a look in exodus chapter 20 verse 3 -5 clearly states no to worshop any other God besides Jehova it also states in the same book chapter 23 verse 24. it tells us to demolish pagan gods so that mean we have to crush y’alls “SPAGATTI MONSTER” (that is so lame and retarded) and if you guys even want to enjoy peace in your life and know that you are going to heaven look up romans chapter 3 verse 23 it say for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god that means EVERY BODY SINS BUT GOD AND JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIOR

take another look
Romans 5:6-21
6 You see, at just the right time, when we were still powerless, Christ died for the ungodly. 7 Very rarely will anyone die for a righteous man, though for a good man someone might possibly dare to die. 8 But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. 9 Since we have now been justified by his blood, how much more shall we be saved from God’s wrath through him! 10 For if, when we were God’s enemies, we were reconciled to him through the death of his Son, how much more, having been reconciled, shall we be saved through his life! 11 Not only is this so, but we also rejoice in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have now received reconciliation. 12 Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all men, because all sinned– 13 for before the law was given, sin was in the world. But sin is not taken into account when there is no law. 14 Nevertheless, death reigned from the time of Adam to the time of Moses, even over those who did not sin by breaking a command, as did Adam, who was a pattern of the one to come. 15 But the gift is not like the trespass. For if the many died by the trespass of the one man, how much more did God’s grace and the gift that came by the grace of the one man, Jesus Christ, overflow to the many! 16 Again, the gift of God is not like the result of the one man’s sin: The judgment followed one sin and brought condemnation, but the gift followed many trespasses and brought justification. 17 For if, by the trespass of the one man, death reigned through that one man, how much more will those who receive God’s abundant provision of grace and of the gift of righteousness reign in life through the one man, Jesus Christ. 18 Consequently, just as the result of one trespass was condemnation for all men, so also the result of one act of righteousness was justification that brings life for all men. 19 For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners, so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous. 20 The law was added so that the trespass might increase. But where sin increased, grace increased all the more, 21 so that, just as sin reigned in death, so also grace might reign through righteousness to bring eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord

or how about this one

Romans 10:1-11
1 Brothers, my heart’s desire and prayer to God for the Israelites is that they may be saved. 2 For I can testify about them that they are zealous for God, but their zeal is not based on knowledge. 3 Since they did not know the righteousness that comes from God and sought to establish their own, they did not submit to God’s righteousness. 4 Christ is the end of the law so that there may be righteousness for everyone who believes. 5 Moses describes in this way the righteousness that is by the law: “The man who does these things will live by them.” 6 But the righteousness that is by faith says: “Do not say in your heart, ‘Who will ascend into heaven?’” (that is, to bring Christ down) 7 “or ‘Who will descend into the deep?’” (that is, to bring Christ up from the dead). 8 But what does it say? “The word is near you; it is in your mouth and in your heart,” that is, the word of faith we are proclaiming: 9 That if you confess with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved. 11 As the Scripture says, “Anyone who trusts in him will never be put to shame.”

there is more

Corinthians 3:11-15
11 For no one can lay any foundation other than the one already laid, which is Jesus Christ. 12 If any man builds on this foundation using gold, silver, costly stones, wood, hay or straw, 13 his work will be shown for what it is, because the Day will bring it to light. It will be revealed with fire, and the fire will test the quality of each man’s work. 14 If what he has built survives, he will receive his reward. 15 If it is burned up, he will suffer loss; he himself will be saved, but only as one escaping through the flames.

Oh no I am right oh no that this pasts frainism is a bunch of hungry fatbodys.
-16yofc



281 Responses to “Take a look in exodus”

  1. Ugert Von Draken, Pirate and candy spreader to children says:

    I agree with Plague Chicken. It’s very true, most only see black and white when it comes to religion, gender, sexual preference, system of government, etc. You see in color for a reason. Well, 2 reasons.

    1. He willed it with his mighty noodly appendage, because I’m sure He thought seeing only black and white would be boring.

    and

    2. You ready? This is important. THERE ARE DIFFERENT POINTS OF VIEW.

    When you see red, what do you feel? Anger? Happiness? Warmth? Those are 3 ways to feel about 1 color. Everything in this world has multiple ways to appear to people. There is no black and white for anything. And claiming that anyone who doesn’t follow your magic old book of holiness is doomed to torment eternal is pretty arrogant, especially when you use said magic old book of holiness to justify it, as well as your poor regional grammar.

    Please, for your sake 16yofc, don’t claim you know what’s good for anyone other than yourself, or at best your children, because you don’t know. And fettuccine help us if you do have kids. Only He knows what you’ll corrupt them with, you bigoted self righteous douchebag.

  2. Ugert Von Draken, Pirate and candy spreader to children says:

    I agree with Plague Chicken. It’s very true, most only see black and white when it comes to religion, gender, sexual preference, system of government, etc. You see in color for a reason. Well, 2 reasons.
    1. He willed it with his mighty noodly appendage, because I’m sure He thought seeing only black and white would be boring.
    and
    2. You ready? This is important. THERE ARE DIFFERENT POINTS OF VIEW.
    When you see red, what do you feel? Anger? Happiness? Warmth? Those are 3 ways to feel about 1 color. Everything in this world has multiple ways to appear to people. There is no black and white for anything. And claiming that anyone who doesn’t follow your magic old book of holiness is doomed to torment eternal is pretty arrogant, especially when you use said magic old book of holiness to justify it, as well as your poor regional grammar.
    Please, for your sake 16yofc, don’t claim you know what’s good for anyone other than yourself, or at best your children, because you don’t know. And fettuccine help us if you do have kids. Only He knows what you’ll corrupt them with, you bigoted self righteous douchebag.

    Much pirate love to all,
    Ugert Von Draken

  3. Mullet says:

    Actually, if we’re still going of early old testament, we’d be forced to ostricize all Rastafarians for their extensive handling of meatballs with parmasian cheese (as it might be made from the milk of the mother of that animal, IF all the meat of that animal is even clean to begin with.)

    Still on the Exodus theme, I don’t think any of us are actually to be held accountable for our actions if they are indeed heathen… after all, anyone who is familiar with this book of the Bible is aware that “God” has the power to “harden [our] hearts,” essentially swaying our actions toward evil.

    Also, your message didn’t necessarily seem directed at converting anyone so much as satisfying some Christian urge of yours to be right, yet I noticed that you used “God’s” name several times… would that constitue using his name in vain(Ex 20:7.)

    And you published this note on a Saturday– aka the Sabbath. It’s pretty lengthy, and you’ve obviously done your research, making this work of sorts… looks like we have to stone you. Tough break, eh?

  4. Darwin'sMonkey says:

    I really believe that this is the epitome of the inbred human that it takes to brain wash in order to gain a following for something so far fetched that it can be spoon fed to the masses. Thank the FSM for natural selection (and Darwin). ” Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a year; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.”

  5. TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

    Read this posting, line 1 where it clearly states anyone who takes the bible literally is a fool! On line 2, I – oops! IT clearly states the FSM is heavenly delicious, and thou shalt have no pasta before him – OR before washing your hands.

    Hey, 16yofc: Loved that quote of “For I can testify about them that they are zealous for God, but their zeal is not based on knowledge. ” How true!!

  6. TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

    My fellow Pastafarians, take heed! This 16 year old “fc” (I suspect the c is for Christian, and I’ll leave it up to your imaginations what the f is for) has show us the light! He astutely typed passages from his Heavily Edited Book of Outdated, Ambiguous and Contradictory Fourth Hand Stories. Repent before it’s too late! Or not. Pass the garlic bread. R’Amen.

  7. seymore says:

    Sorry to dissapoint you all but the guy seems unlikely to type that well. It looks like a cut and paster job to me. No point giving the dude credit where it isn’t due

  8. Sarah the Wench says:

    Why do you people quote the bible to us? We’re not gonna just say, “OMG you’re right. I’m converting to Christianity!” No. Doesn’t work.

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