for a preschooler

Published February 28th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

for a preschooler you have an avid imaginagtion , but thats OK many before you have chosen to BELIEVE , that the whole enschelada resulted when water hit some rock in outer space and happened to be hit by lightening …..the result was a chain reaction which brought the present mess of drugs , sex and violence to be an everyday happening .

five kids in a BMV at John Travolta`s gated village in Florida tried to test this concept on Jan 26/`08 and were restored to the original rock and water ..the enery was absorbed by a large tree that got into their path and was destroyed , much to the chagrin of John !

If you find this story farfetched , it`s OK to BELIEVE in the FSM or the EVOLUTOIONARY model of your source in the scheme of mother earth ..whovever she is ! I don`t think any one will mind ! Why should anyone be upset by your amusing proposals..they are good for a laugh !

George



139 Responses to “for a preschooler”

  1. Bucken says:

    or a preschooler you have an avid imaginagtion , but thats OK many before you have chosen to BELIEVE , that the whole enschelada resulted when some guy in the clouds got bored and magically poofed everything into existance in a week …..the result was a flawed design which brought the present mess of drugs , sex and violence to be an everyday happening .

    five kids in a BMV at John Travolta`s gated village in Florida tried to test this concept on Jan 26/`08 and were restored to the original ashes and dust ..the enery was absorbed by a large tree that got into their path and was destroyed , much to the chagrin of John !

    If you find this story farfetched , it`s OK to BELIEVE in GOD or the BIBLICIAL model of your source in the scheme of mother Mary ..whovever she is ! I don`t think any one will mind ! Why should anyone be upset by your amusing proposals..they are good for a laugh !

    Bucken

    -note, kept the spelling at your level, included one in biblical just for fun.

  2. parker says:

    You obviously are too ignorant to see past the simple-ness of FSM. There is brilliance behind it. The only problem is that the people who this is being directed to are too stupid (sorry) to know what it is. It’s okay if it’s like a 12 year-old kid or something, (I’m thirteen, I feel like a hypocrite) who has not developed good critical thinking and everything.

  3. Cleetus Van Damme says:

    “the result was a chain reaction which brought the present mess of drugs , sex and violence to be an everyday happening”…

    PARTY DOWN at George’s house tonight!!

  4. Beefalo says:

    With all due respect to the victims of what sounds like a terrible accident…

    Too bad John Travolta doesn’t live in Kansas. If he did, the energy of their collision might have been absorbed by a pretend dinosaur fossil planted by God.

    PS Phasers work much better on asteroids than lightning, especially in the presence of water.

  5. Elise the Pirate says:

    @ Dan Mar 1st, 2008 at 10:11 am
    oh shit dude, you mistakenly looked at the poster of the hate-mail to the site rather than the signature at the bottom of the hate. henderob is Bobby Henderson and all this hateful belligerence is coming from e-mails sent to him by the ignorant masses. he is taking the hateful e-mails being sent to his account and posting them here, which is why his account name always appears on these posts. but I’m sure Bobby and others have noticed that your rightful anger is indeed directed toward the hateful creationists and not at him. thank you for your response to this george guy’s stupidity, but look a bit closer and you’ll see that they are signed with different names, and merely posted by Bobby from his e-mail to the site.
    ah ok, i see upon further reading down tha page that Ubi Dubium Mar 3rd, 2008 at 8:55 am, Tar Mar 3rd, 2008 at 9:00 am, 93 Len Guini Mar 3rd, 2008 at 10:58 am, and breakinpoint Mar 3rd, 2008 at 11:36 am have beat me to the punh on correcting you on the poster/sender mixup, but my gratitude for your message to creationists sending these hate filled e-mails to our beloved prophet still stands.
    RAMEN

  6. Advantageous Mongoose says:

    I think that EVOLUTOIONARY is an equally valid way of spelling Evolutionary and that both spellings should be taught in school.

  7. qwerty says:

    ok lets teach 1 fourth that relegion one 4th fsm one 4th creationism and one 4th evolution

  8. Columbia says:

    Hey everybody! Let’s not reproduce or have sex at all to see how long we survive! JUST LIKE GEORGE. :D

    That may or may not have been uncalled for… Oh well.

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