for a preschooler you have an avid imaginagtion , but thats OK many before you have chosen to BELIEVE , that the whole enschelada resulted when water hit some rock in outer space and happened to be hit by lightening …..the result was a chain reaction which brought the present mess of drugs , sex and violence to be an everyday happening .five kids in a BMV at John Travolta`s gated village in Florida tried to test this concept on Jan 26/`08 and were restored to the original rock and water ..the enery was absorbed by a large tree that got into their path and was destroyed , much to the chagrin of John !
If you find this story farfetched , it`s OK to BELIEVE in the FSM or the EVOLUTOIONARY model of your source in the scheme of mother earth ..whovever she is ! I don`t think any one will mind ! Why should anyone be upset by your amusing proposals..they are good for a laugh !
George
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Whoopsie, I missed one of the new words.
lightening
Man, these god squad deputies are no end of fun.
What.
lol wut?
Oh man I totally should have said “More like FROM a preschooler!” but now nobody will think that it’s witty and clever because it’s lost it’s full effect through both my delayed reaction and further explanation.
Crap, now I’ve become redundant! I’ve got to save the comedic value of these posts somehow lest somebody I know discovers that I’m being unfunny on the internet!
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I think I’ll just ignore the fact that I’m triple posting and say something random for hilarity’s sake. It’s my last chance!
DAAAAAAAAAMN
Some people wouldn’t recognize politically motivated satire if it bit them in the butt. George probably thinks Jonathan Swift was serious about eating plump Irish babies.
Enschelada? BMV?
Say what with the who now?
george, you are old as dirt my friend, old as the stars, why don’t you tells us what happened when you were a teenager? did you see the big bang yourself?
Am I the only one here who is completly lost by what he is saying??
You are absolutely right in that it’s OK to believe in FSMism. Not as sure I agree with you on the evolutionary thing, but, hey, what ever sauces your noodles, man.
… aside from the ghastly slaughtering of “enchilada,” did that make sense to anyone else?
‘Cause I’m sure lost. Why are we talking about John Travolta?
WE don’t indoctrinate OUR preschoolers, thank you very much.
I didn’t really understand any of this.. John Travolta… Water and rock… sex, drugs, violence. I think that English must not be George’s first language, maybe it would have made more sense in his native tongue. Either way, I’m just pissed that he misspelled “Enchilada”. As far as I’m concerned the deliciousness of Mexican food is surpassed only by that of pasta. George has insulted a mighty ally of the FSM by misspelling that word.
Dear George: It is obvious immediately that you are a preschooler, as your post title indicates. You might want to check how “enchilada” is spelled next time.
Ramen
The way you phrase the rise of life on Earth makes me think you don’t quite understand the process as it happened, or even close to how it happened. And your spelling of enchilada suggests you don’t understand most of anything. In fact, your whole argument sounds something like this:
Ms. Garrison: In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its…
[she waves her left hand limply]
Ms. Garrison: …mutant fish hands… and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this.
[she points to a prehistoric mammal rodent]
Ms. Garrison: Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a… monkey-fish-frog… And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey… and that made you!
[she faces the class, with the new girl among them looking around]
Ms. Garrison: So there you go! You’re the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!
It takes a mighty stubborn man to look at the cumulation and self-supporting evidence from biology, archeology, geology, chemistry, astrophysics and so on and say, “Bah! I know better!”
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(Originally posted 11:35 28 Feb 2008. I’m sure a mod will let this go up sometime in 2010.)
Um, What?
I don’t know what you are saying, or why.
Hey, just like A MAGIC MAN DID IT. So it all works out.