for a preschooler you have an avid imaginagtion , but thats OK many before you have chosen to BELIEVE , that the whole enschelada resulted when water hit some rock in outer space and happened to be hit by lightening …..the result was a chain reaction which brought the present mess of drugs , sex and violence to be an everyday happening .five kids in a BMV at John Travolta`s gated village in Florida tried to test this concept on Jan 26/`08 and were restored to the original rock and water ..the enery was absorbed by a large tree that got into their path and was destroyed , much to the chagrin of John !
If you find this story farfetched , it`s OK to BELIEVE in the FSM or the EVOLUTOIONARY model of your source in the scheme of mother earth ..whovever she is ! I don`t think any one will mind ! Why should anyone be upset by your amusing proposals..they are good for a laugh !
George
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
…huh?
Dull, unimaginative, poor grammar, and what is up with the space before the exclamation points? 1/10
Are you talking about the big bang? It’s difficult to tell cause you are so far from accurate that you probably should look it up or shut up (or both would be awesome). Also I do not know you, but just from reading this i’m fairly sure you are an extremly gullible individual; first off I could be wrong, but I’m assuming you are christian? This alone would not substantiate my argument as yes, there is a possibility we are wrong and you are right, although in my experience most believers are just gullible people who did not question what they heard in church when their parents brought em along on a sunday morning. However add that to 2 more things you have shown.
1: you think that we actualy believe the fsm theory(although granted there probably are a few who do)
2: you think when someone talks about mother earth, that they are actualy talking about a living thinking designer much the same god, when infact it’s merly an expression. Infact, how is mother earth(or indeed the flying spaghetti monster) any less likely than your god? the only real difference evidence wise as far as I have noticed is there have been less books and short stories written for them.
I would say both sides of the evolution argument have pretty good imaginations, however, our side has one thing creationists dont, “Overwhelming observable evidence”.
Oh, by the way, if that was an analogy, it was completely incoherent.
Sorry I got up to enschelada, and realized it’s pizza day in the local cafe. What where you saying?
You find it more believable that the current “mess of drugs , sex and violence” was the product of a perfect god or intelligent designer than the product of an unintelligent designer or no designer at all? Wow, you seem to have less faith in the abilities of an intelligent designer (including the hypothetical Christian God) than we do. It must be sad to have so little faith; I hope his noodliness touches you soon. RAmen!
I can’t see what that story has to do with anything, I don’t even think I understand the story. Please elaborate
…uhhh…what?
I’m confused. What’s this person talking about?
What exactly is your point in this email? Were you one of those dipshits who decided to test his gate system? Probably, since your lack of explanation tells us nothing as to what or who you are. Go away and quit bugging the hell out of us. We have important things to do than read bullshit made up by some dumbass who won’t even tell us what his point it.
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I hate when my cable modem is out, that’s why I seem pissy right now.
~Mariner
I don’t know if its just me being a little bit tired an inattentive, but can anyone else understand this?
What?
This message confuses me… can someone write a translation, please? I’m not sure what it is about, as I am not very good at deciphering chaotic script.
It IS kind of funny that he calls someone a preschooler in a post containing so many spelling and grammatical errors, but I guess I’m not here to call people out on literacy.
Pardon?
I truely can’t tell if this guy is for or against the FSM. He seems rather drunk, and I can’t tell if it’s sarcasm gone awry, or some holy roller having a flash-back from all the acid.
Those space thunderstorms are a real bummer, dude.
OBJECTION!
There isn’t any water in space, only ice! Nor is there lightning! Your entire case is now flawed!
I like pie! Meeps!
mwahaha, an other idiot. Jees, why did the “designer” give him brain, if this “kind” of people never use it?
this guy gets it it is OK to believe anything as long as you do not force it upon others
you can even believe that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbbolically eat his flesh and telepathicaly tell you accept him as you master,so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree
Oh George. How droll! Your eloquence reveals an education. For an educated man you are remarkably obtuse. At least you must be if you can claim to BELIEVE in Biblical creation (which belief is implicit in your sarcasm) despite the overwhelming evidence against it.
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Drew