for a preschooler you have an avid imaginagtion , but thats OK many before you have chosen to BELIEVE , that the whole enschelada resulted when water hit some rock in outer space and happened to be hit by lightening …..the result was a chain reaction which brought the present mess of drugs , sex and violence to be an everyday happening .five kids in a BMV at John Travolta`s gated village in Florida tried to test this concept on Jan 26/`08 and were restored to the original rock and water ..the enery was absorbed by a large tree that got into their path and was destroyed , much to the chagrin of John !
If you find this story farfetched , it`s OK to BELIEVE in the FSM or the EVOLUTOIONARY model of your source in the scheme of mother earth ..whovever she is ! I don`t think any one will mind ! Why should anyone be upset by your amusing proposals..they are good for a laugh !
George
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
That’s all well and good, Mr Bush, but you see, we have evidence.
we do believe in the FSM!
LOL!
Why is it that all the people who send hate mail sound very stupid doing it?
“Why should anyone be upset by your amusing proposals..they are good for a laugh !”
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That’s a good question and it really deserves a question mark “?”. And yet, a lot of people do seem to get upset by the FSM and evolution and they send angry emails to the good prophet and tells us that we will incur the wrath of God and burn in Hell. Oh, and threaten to eat the Spaghetti Monster, noodles, balls and all! So I don’t think you’re amused by it, I think you’re threatened by it. We have a real, live, genuine prophet! Living, breathing and drinking beer! While yours are long gone and not coming back. You start to see that the model of your creation does not correspond to the real world, not by a long shot, and you start lashing out at the ones that do.
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You’re not laughing. You’re weeping like a little baby, stomping your feet, huffing and puffing, and screaming that the world is unfair cause you’ve just wasted all your time on a book that doesn’t add up. Not even through wishful thinking.
Does your middle name start with W?
Believe in evolution? Wha-? What you have done is revealed your complete ignorance of science.
If your magical sky fairy told you 2+2=5 you would say it is, despite all evidence to the contrary. Here is the problem with your simple minded ideals:
2+2=4 NO MATTER WHERE I GO IN THE UNIVERSE.
Evolution IS NO MATTER WHERE I GO IN THE UNIVERSE.
The Theory (capital T) of Evolution is mankind’s understanding of the this SCIENTIFIC Process. Just like your bible is mankind’s understanding of a wonderful fairy world with dragons and unicorns (forgot they are in your precious bible didn’t you?) Funny thing. Science explains dinosaurs. Pastafarianism talks of pirates.
Your silly book fails to mention either.
Good call, oh obtuse one. Only pastafarians get in car wrecks now?
wtf???
imaginagtion
lightening
EVOLUTOIONARY
whovever
et. al.
Who’s the preschooler?
“five kids in a BMV at John Travolta`s … were restored to the original rock and water”
So we should worship Xenu?
Sir,
If you are actually smirking over the injury or death of children, all I can say is ….no I can’t think of anything to say.
Do you think Jesus would have thought it was funny?
P.S. It’s enchilada, you sorry excuse for a human being.
“when water hit some rock in outer space and happened to be hit by lightning”
Hey, dude, that’s STILL more realistic than a person eating a pomegranate, causing the present mess of drugs, sex, and violence we know today.
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I also find it funny that you even think the water, rocks, and lightning came out of nowhere. In any case, several scientist conducted a professionally controlled experiment that resulted in organic chemicals, hereby giving evidence that indeed, in the circumstances you gave us leads to life as we know it. This experiment has been conducted by others with the same results.
As for the five kids in BMV, well, they weren’t all that controlled or professional, were they?
Is it too much to ask that the people who wish to insult us learn how to write in proper english syntax and grammer?
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RAmen
well, thank you. i think so 2
peace love and pirates
RAmen
George,
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Learn some grammar, read some books (other than the bible, please), ask some real questions about the big bang/life’s origins, and don’t equate anything having to do with John Travolta, Scientology, Floridian gated communities or drunk teens with evolutionary theory.
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Damn straight FSM is worth a laugh…but what you’re not understanding is that it’s at your expense.
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P.E.T.
Why do people who write hate mail have the worst grammar and spelling? My logical conjecture for this is that they are uneducated. Ramen
Wait, was this actually hate mail, it sounded more like an amusing anecdote about John Travolta. There was very little hate actually, except maybe from John Travolta. Well to start with the FSM is not “mother earth” if anything he is close to “father firmament” so HA. Not much to say really, surprising articulate, it must not be a catholic this time. But sir we are no joke.
RAmen
James D
Here’s an idea George….change your medication.
New words:
enschelada
BMV
EVOLUTOIONARY
I find myself wondering how five kids were restored to rock and water - did they start out as rock and water earlier in the day?
I am continually amazed by the levels of willful ignorance displayed by some of the folks who post these hate mail entries. It makes it obvious that all they want to do is stick their head in the door, scream, and run away. FSM forbid that they should put forward any evidence, or even a moderately well-reasoned argument in support of their positions. It seems like they think that if you yell something loud enough, and frequently enough, that makes it true.
Hey, George, a few suggestions:
1. Learn to spell.
2. Learn about punctuation, capitalization, grammar and syntax.
3. Try presenting your case with evidence in support of your position, and (if appropriate) evidence that the opposing position is incorrect. (This does not include pompous or self-righteous assertions.)
If you can do these things, it is possible that you may engage in intelligent discussion of points on which you disagree with someone. If you continue atteempting to present your case as you have above, no one will expect you to be capable of intelligent discussion of anything.
I don’t expect to hear a response from young George.
Spaghetti tomorrow night!!
So many typos! My head a-splode!