for a preschooler you have an avid imaginagtion , but thats OK many before you have chosen to BELIEVE , that the whole enschelada resulted when water hit some rock in outer space and happened to be hit by lightening …..the result was a chain reaction which brought the present mess of drugs , sex and violence to be an everyday happening .five kids in a BMV at John Travolta`s gated village in Florida tried to test this concept on Jan 26/`08 and were restored to the original rock and water ..the enery was absorbed by a large tree that got into their path and was destroyed , much to the chagrin of John !
If you find this story farfetched , it`s OK to BELIEVE in the FSM or the EVOLUTOIONARY model of your source in the scheme of mother earth ..whovever she is ! I don`t think any one will mind ! Why should anyone be upset by your amusing proposals..they are good for a laugh !
George
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Sorry, it’s only for laugh. Fundies are funny.
In fact, they would be even funnier if they didn’t rule the most powerfull nation in the world.
What the F are you smoking?? Who puts a space between the last word of a sentence and the puncutation mark?? And what are you talking about, ‘If this seems farfetched…’ (it’s far-fetched, btw), it doesn’t even make sense!! Do the rest of us a favor and DO NOT BREED!!!
0_0 Can anyone even tell what he’s saying. I guess if you look at it in a mirror then-
Oh man, I knew it. In a mirror, it says SO DARK THE CON OF MAN. Don’t you see, this isn’t a hate message. It’s a clue.
I’m pretty confused right now, because I have no idea what you just said.
But I think that this isn’t hate mail, in which case it’s good to see that somebody in the hate mail isn’t a moron.
I love clues! Lets find more, and go on a whirlwind adventure disovering secrets!
HAHA, fail you can even spell enchilada, point discredited
And your point is?
Yeah, really, what’s up with the space before punctuation? And why don’t you know how to spell enchilada? (I didn’t even know that was what you meant upon first reading!)
Peace, Love, and Pirates!!
RAmen.
“Further more, “our silly little book” doesn’t mention either, because the parables, songs, poems, and metaphors which make up the bible are symbolic and the verses themselves were a a cryptic means to pass on information such as current events of the time, rally support for protest, make social commentary, offer advice on healthy and hygienic living, pass on uplifting messages, and teach moral virtues during a time when free speech wasn’t an option. Not to mention the fact that they were authored in such a way as to make these messages much easier to remember since public schooling wasn’t available at that time.”
-So what you’re saying is, you DON’T believe in god?
Or is it different for him? You know, the whole symbolism thing and the not existing and all.
-And you read texts that pass on information such as ancient events?
I honestly want to know why you choose not to follow those metaphors, and just ‘live right’, but instead truly believe in what you yourself called symbolic verses and metaphors. You can’t just say that the dragons and fairies weren’t real, but Heaven and God is.
And by the way, there are a LOT of your fellow-believers that actually think the whole bible thing is true, word for word. You know, with the walking on water, and the millions of animals one one boat and all…
or a preschooler you have an avid imaginagtion , but thats OK many before you have chosen to BELIEVE , that the whole enschelada resulted when some guy in the clouds got bored and magically poofed everything into existance in a week …..the result was a flawed design which brought the present mess of drugs , sex and violence to be an everyday happening .
five kids in a BMV at John Travolta`s gated village in Florida tried to test this concept on Jan 26/`08 and were restored to the original ashes and dust ..the enery was absorbed by a large tree that got into their path and was destroyed , much to the chagrin of John !
If you find this story farfetched , it`s OK to BELIEVE in GOD or the BIBLICIAL model of your source in the scheme of mother Mary ..whovever she is ! I don`t think any one will mind ! Why should anyone be upset by your amusing proposals..they are good for a laugh !
Bucken
-note, kept the spelling at your level, included one in biblical just for fun.
You obviously are too ignorant to see past the simple-ness of FSM. There is brilliance behind it. The only problem is that the people who this is being directed to are too stupid (sorry) to know what it is. It’s okay if it’s like a 12 year-old kid or something, (I’m thirteen, I feel like a hypocrite) who has not developed good critical thinking and everything.
“the result was a chain reaction which brought the present mess of drugs , sex and violence to be an everyday happening”…
PARTY DOWN at George’s house tonight!!
With all due respect to the victims of what sounds like a terrible accident…
Too bad John Travolta doesn’t live in Kansas. If he did, the energy of their collision might have been absorbed by a pretend dinosaur fossil planted by God.
PS Phasers work much better on asteroids than lightning, especially in the presence of water.
@ Dan Mar 1st, 2008 at 10:11 am
oh shit dude, you mistakenly looked at the poster of the hate-mail to the site rather than the signature at the bottom of the hate. henderob is Bobby Henderson and all this hateful belligerence is coming from e-mails sent to him by the ignorant masses. he is taking the hateful e-mails being sent to his account and posting them here, which is why his account name always appears on these posts. but I’m sure Bobby and others have noticed that your rightful anger is indeed directed toward the hateful creationists and not at him. thank you for your response to this george guy’s stupidity, but look a bit closer and you’ll see that they are signed with different names, and merely posted by Bobby from his e-mail to the site.
ah ok, i see upon further reading down tha page that Ubi Dubium Mar 3rd, 2008 at 8:55 am, Tar Mar 3rd, 2008 at 9:00 am, 93 Len Guini Mar 3rd, 2008 at 10:58 am, and breakinpoint Mar 3rd, 2008 at 11:36 am have beat me to the punh on correcting you on the poster/sender mixup, but my gratitude for your message to creationists sending these hate filled e-mails to our beloved prophet still stands.
RAMEN
I think that EVOLUTOIONARY is an equally valid way of spelling Evolutionary and that both spellings should be taught in school.
ok lets teach 1 fourth that relegion one 4th fsm one 4th creationism and one 4th evolution