I don’t understand why you all hate God. Why don’t you believe He exists? I read in an earlier message that the Bible is filled with historical errors. Actually, it is very historically accurate. Christianity has been around since the beginning of time – it just didn’t have the name Christianity. The belief in God was the very first religion, until man sinned.
-COG
366 Responses to “I don’t understand why you all hate God”
The key point in Christianity is the belief that Jesus is the Messiah. If Jesus didn’t do anything before twelve seconds after the beginning of time, how could Christianity have existed?
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Tora -
May 5th, 2008
christianity was the first religion before man sinned? what does that even mean? i believe you mean judaism. remember, jesus was jewish, was he not? and i don’t hate your god, i just don’t believe in him.
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Why do you hate god? -
May 13th, 2008
Fly, you spaghetti believers! Fly to the website Why do you hate god? and evangelize! The broken and hopeless need your message! :-P
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Luis Perez -
May 27th, 2008
I have never believed in god & I never will for there is no proof & to rely on a ancient fairytale book of outdated text doesnt make him any more real. I openly refuse to be a slave to a dead guy on a stick as a poster boy to a god that doesnt exist!
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the random frog -
Jun 9th, 2008
what was the very first religion after man sinned?
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Kosher Meatballs -
Jul 7th, 2008
Christianity has been around since the beginning of time?
News to me, especially since man hasn’t been around for one/hundredth of that time.
Tell me, was there a helium-molecule jesus preaching to the little atoms in the beginning?
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Eric -
Jul 23rd, 2008
By “god” (why didn’t you capitalize it?!?!?!), I assume you mean your Christian god.
Why would I (or we) hate something we don’t believe in. Seems an awful waste of time and energy, no?
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Matthew -
Aug 15th, 2008
The wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. God’s creation alone renders man without excuse! Why would anyone want to believe in the God of the Bible? It would have to conclude that man is a sinner and responsible to his creator. That would also mean that we will one day have to answer for our actions. By the way, the Bible never calls the fruit that Eve ate and then gave to her husband Adam, an apple. But you wouldn’t know that because you’re judging something you have not read. I challenge anyone reading this site, to read the Book of John (in the Bible) until you understand it. Then tell me more about this fsm.
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Mar 8th, 2009
Amazing site! love the easy layout
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George -
Mar 12th, 2009
I wanted to comment and thank the author, good stuff
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Garrick McElroy -
Jun 22nd, 2009
Christianity is one of the younger religions. If you want to go by age, then hay! The egyptians were more right than the Christians. Speaking of comparing Egyptians and Christians, look up a comparison between Horus and Jesus. It’s very interesting how Jesus’ story is not original. And Horus was there first. So I think he wins.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net
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Dylan -
Jun 24th, 2009
I don’t think it’s possible to hate something that doesnt exist.
rAmen
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Lauren -
Mar 11th, 2010
Name me one thing from the bible that has been PROVEN historically accurate.
Oh, what? Can’t find anything? That’s because every story in the bible is one of two things: a metaphor or a poem. They aren’t meant to be taken LITERALLY. Hell, we REALLY don’t even know how old Jesus was when he died, or what year he was born. We can guess, but we don’t know. The bible is not a SCIENCE BOOK or a BOOK OF FACTS. For God’s sake (pun), there’s even two different creation stories (yes that’s true).
It’s funny when non-Christians read the bible more than Christians…
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theFewtheProudtheMarinara -
Mar 12th, 2010
Lauren (#363): Not only do we not know WHEN Jesus was born, we don’t know IF he was born. Funny how a guy preaching the Sermon on the Mount to thousands and performing miracles like raising the dead left NO historical trace of his life.
We also don’t know WHERE he was born. It certainly wasn’t Bethlehem, since the town of that name in Galilee didn’t EXIST until generations later. Also: why the hell would the Romans need the Jews to register for a census in the town they were a “house” of? Think the Romans gave a damn who the Jews claimed they were descended from over a thousand years beforehand?
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plumberbob -
Mar 12th, 2010
@ -COG,
The bible is historically accurate? If you really believe that, I need some proof that will be publishable in Physical Review Letters about the stories in Genesis. Any of them will do. Many of us here will presume that a non-response, or a non-publishable response will be an explicit statement by you that you are ignorant of what you are talking about, that you haven’t read the bible critically, and that you are regurgitating lies that you’ve heard from the pulpit by a preacher who wants no more than to live high off of your money.
RAmen
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anon -
Mar 12th, 2010
christians now..say that yeah yeah guys everything in the bible is supposed to be a metaphor. its like ohhhh now i get it that makes everything ok then :). besides..they werent metaphors during the crusades..or when non-christians are burned alive simply for not believing. its only now that science has proved the majority or the bible’s bulllllllshitttt wrong, that christians and shit now say its not meant to be taken literally. of course..once again..it seems to me they took it pretty literally in the past.
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The key point in Christianity is the belief that Jesus is the Messiah. If Jesus didn’t do anything before twelve seconds after the beginning of time, how could Christianity have existed?
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christianity was the first religion before man sinned? what does that even mean? i believe you mean judaism. remember, jesus was jewish, was he not? and i don’t hate your god, i just don’t believe in him.
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Fly, you spaghetti believers! Fly to the website Why do you hate god? and evangelize! The broken and hopeless need your message! :-P
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I have never believed in god & I never will for there is no proof & to rely on a ancient fairytale book of outdated text doesnt make him any more real. I openly refuse to be a slave to a dead guy on a stick as a poster boy to a god that doesnt exist!
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what was the very first religion after man sinned?
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Christianity has been around since the beginning of time?
News to me, especially since man hasn’t been around for one/hundredth of that time.
Tell me, was there a helium-molecule jesus preaching to the little atoms in the beginning?
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By “god” (why didn’t you capitalize it?!?!?!), I assume you mean your Christian god.
Why would I (or we) hate something we don’t believe in. Seems an awful waste of time and energy, no?
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The wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. God’s creation alone renders man without excuse! Why would anyone want to believe in the God of the Bible? It would have to conclude that man is a sinner and responsible to his creator. That would also mean that we will one day have to answer for our actions. By the way, the Bible never calls the fruit that Eve ate and then gave to her husband Adam, an apple. But you wouldn’t know that because you’re judging something you have not read. I challenge anyone reading this site, to read the Book of John (in the Bible) until you understand it. Then tell me more about this fsm.
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Amazing site! love the easy layout
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I wanted to comment and thank the author, good stuff
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Christianity is one of the younger religions. If you want to go by age, then hay! The egyptians were more right than the Christians. Speaking of comparing Egyptians and Christians, look up a comparison between Horus and Jesus. It’s very interesting how Jesus’ story is not original. And Horus was there first. So I think he wins.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net
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I don’t think it’s possible to hate something that doesnt exist.
rAmen
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Name me one thing from the bible that has been PROVEN historically accurate.
Oh, what? Can’t find anything? That’s because every story in the bible is one of two things: a metaphor or a poem. They aren’t meant to be taken LITERALLY. Hell, we REALLY don’t even know how old Jesus was when he died, or what year he was born. We can guess, but we don’t know. The bible is not a SCIENCE BOOK or a BOOK OF FACTS. For God’s sake (pun), there’s even two different creation stories (yes that’s true).
It’s funny when non-Christians read the bible more than Christians…
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Lauren (#363): Not only do we not know WHEN Jesus was born, we don’t know IF he was born. Funny how a guy preaching the Sermon on the Mount to thousands and performing miracles like raising the dead left NO historical trace of his life.
We also don’t know WHERE he was born. It certainly wasn’t Bethlehem, since the town of that name in Galilee didn’t EXIST until generations later. Also: why the hell would the Romans need the Jews to register for a census in the town they were a “house” of? Think the Romans gave a damn who the Jews claimed they were descended from over a thousand years beforehand?
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@ -COG,
The bible is historically accurate? If you really believe that, I need some proof that will be publishable in Physical Review Letters about the stories in Genesis. Any of them will do. Many of us here will presume that a non-response, or a non-publishable response will be an explicit statement by you that you are ignorant of what you are talking about, that you haven’t read the bible critically, and that you are regurgitating lies that you’ve heard from the pulpit by a preacher who wants no more than to live high off of your money.
RAmen
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christians now..say that yeah yeah guys everything in the bible is supposed to be a metaphor. its like ohhhh now i get it that makes everything ok then :). besides..they werent metaphors during the crusades..or when non-christians are burned alive simply for not believing. its only now that science has proved the majority or the bible’s bulllllllshitttt wrong, that christians and shit now say its not meant to be taken literally. of course..once again..it seems to me they took it pretty literally in the past.
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