I don’t understand why you all hate God. Why don’t you believe He exists? I read in an earlier message that the Bible is filled with historical errors. Actually, it is very historically accurate. Christianity has been around since the beginning of time - it just didn’t have the name Christianity. The belief in God was the very first religion, until man sinned.
-COG
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Who said we do? We LOVE our FSM, why else would we worship him!!!
Yeah, sure, your Bible is historically accurate. Go ask an agnostic historian– they will give you the complete, unbiased truth.
@Chaos: I totally agree. Although your first statement I beg to differ with, because I feel that the logical course of action is to make no assumptions at all (I’m an agnostic, but I have moral and ethical beliefs).
We don’t hate your God, Henderob, we just don’t believe in him, or as Chaos said, know that he is less powerful and and morally inferior to us.
If you have such a huge problem with us, why are you using our mighty prophet’s nickname? (Henderbob– you just left out the B)
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RAmen.
you’re an idiot.
Christianity has NOT been around since the beginning of time. Just about 2000 years. Stupid people believe that the Earth is 6000 years old. If you are an evangelist, there’s 4000 years missing. Of course, you people are stupid and thus suck at math. If there’s 100 million stars, (which there are much more) and theres an average of .01 planets on them, and there is suitable living conditions on .00000001 of them, then every .00000001 stars there will be life on them. This is just the stars we can see from the earth. Multiply that by infinity. There are infinite amounts of life. If .0000001 percent of that life is sentient, then it is still infinity. If 100% of that infinity believes that earth is the only planet and that it is 6000 years old and god exists, I will still not believe.
actually, Zoroastrianism was the first religion to suggest a single omnipotent deity. And that focussed more on the contrast between good and evil spirits.
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? I belive in A god(FSM) so i dont understand your point well and you say the firs religon was a belief of GOD ofcorse it was in a god what do you think religon is? and then ooh wait ive allrdy left an reply so there is no use for this one is it???
Well, Moses travelled across the orkney for half a year. The distance from start to destination was about eight days (per pedes). So, he must’ve been strolling around or just sitting, waiting, wishing…
Did man get to have pet dinosaurs before man sinned? Aw, no fair.
historically accurate? fail. considering the gospels were all written at the same time, and we’re still not sure exactly what year Jesus was born.
anyway; how can you love (or hate) something that isn’t really there?
how i laugh at your stupidity.. ho-hum.
sorry.. i meant ‘weren’t all written at the same time’..
TV’s fault..
Christianity wasn’t formed until at LEAST ~30 C.E. There were MANY religions before that.
The key point in Christianity is the belief that Jesus is the Messiah. If Jesus didn’t do anything before twelve seconds after the beginning of time, how could Christianity have existed?
christianity was the first religion before man sinned? what does that even mean? i believe you mean judaism. remember, jesus was jewish, was he not? and i don’t hate your god, i just don’t believe in him.