you really wanna get a pirate ship church thing?
Was there not anything of 8 things telling the FSM don’t wants tempels or churches?I can undersatand if you want 1 million dollars or more for you, but then put this as the reason of merchandise and I’ll buy something.
If the money is for a stupid Ship-Church, I won’t buy anything, even if I like the car emblems and mugs a lot.
If you don’t want he Money for you,
GIVE IT TO A CABLE COMPANY, IN ORDER THEY WON’T CHARGE THE AMOUNT TO OUR BILLS, OR GIVE IT TO AN AIDS FOUNDATION OR WHATEVER.IF YOU WANT A PERSONAL PIRATE BOAT FOR SAILING AROUND FOR FUN FINE FOR ME TOO, BUT NOBODY NEEDS A FUCKIN’ PIRATE BOAT CHURCH, IT WILL NOT HELP YOURSELF, NOT ANYONE ELSE!!!
-max
[sorry - no deal, max. the pirate ship church is going to happen. - bobby]
A Pirate Ship is not a church. It’s a device of Transportation. So what if it transports His Chosen People? That doesn’t make it a Church. The I’d Rather You Didn’t’s say nothing of buying cars! And even if it was a Church, it’s an I’d Rather You Didn’t, not a commandment. If anything, we are doing the world a service by building a Ship. It will carry Pirates all across the Seven Seas, thus bringing down Global Tempatures! Why are people against this?!
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DRaconic Pasta, i’d watch it. I belive. And when you can’t have any beer or strippers for yourself, HA HA!
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You definately don’t get to touch the cannons.
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Why can’t he break one rule? Well maybe because you all make fun of Christians for “breaking the rules”, and then you’d be doing the same thing.
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Yes we do! What you gona do about it homes?
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I believe, and in doing so, I wish that others, who would insult The Flying Spaghetti Monster, understand that the only reason we get your messages, is because it amuses us. Otherwise, we will throw you into the frozen wasteland that is our hell. where your is hot, and comfy. Wait, What thf did I just say?
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I would like a pirate ship to take me to the beer volcanoes.
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If you are illiterate, don’t post. Wait, that doesn’t make sense. Damn…
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It’s not like people don’t know what they are contributing to. In fact, abandoning the pirate ship project at this point would betray the trust of people who were promised the profits go to building it.
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Besides, how is fighting global warming not a commendable charity? Eh?
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Draconic Pasta Feb 24th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
“…it’s not if anyone REALLY believes in this.”
How DARE you mock my Savory Saviour!
p.s. a ship isn’t a church. It will be used not for converting the heathens but for pillaging and plundering and partying (which are all supported by the holy gospel). Also many people could get a chance to see/use it if it is run appropriately; here in OZ we have a boat called the Young Endeavour that does pretty much what i believe bobby is intending (less the cool costumes and fancy talk) and with the noodly one on our side we cannot fail.
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Most incoherent post I’ve ever seen. Makes my brain shrink just trying to read it.
RAmen All :)
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I second the Johnny Depp thing … =)
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The 6th “I’d really rather you didn’t merely prohibits MULTI million dollar churches, as long as the pirate ship church costs less then 2 million dollars we will not have violated this holy order.
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What if was a looting, pillaging floating pasta bar? If I put an FSM sticker on my car, it doesn’t make it a church? Or does it? Anyway, people often pray while I drive, so what difference does it make? RAmen.
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A pirate ship!? Are you going to convert the non-believers? Oh, how delightful! It’ll be like the Crusades, except instead of killing people for not believing in God and Jesus you’ll be converting the heathen non-spaghetti-practitioners by showing them how delicious the Holy Food is! Pasta is delicious and everyone should have a bite sometime. I can’t even think of a widely-known dietary law that prohibits consumption of the Holy Food–oh no, wait a minute, what about the no-carb-diet people?
I suppose you have your mission laid out in front of you. Go forth and convert the dieters. Maybe you can start them off on some soy substitute.
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THE BOAT IS THE ONLY WAY OUR SAVOUR FSM WILL SAVE US FROM ALL THE UN PURE BLOOD IN THE WORLD
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i can sail…………………..
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I wonder if it made any sense to him…or if he even proof read it…seems doubtful.
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Im cool with the whole ship concept. I live right on Lake St. Clair and you could practically pull that scow into my backyard. In fact, I insist on it.
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Paul M.
Windsor, Ont.
Canada
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Need I remind everyone that the 8 “I’d really rather you didn’ts” are merely strong suggestions and not absolute cannot’s.
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our numbers are insane at this point.we will need a really really big ship,or a good rotation schedule… :P~~~~
be touched by his noodly appendage,Ramen
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Yo max… you need to worship the semolina not the semelina. Its a common mistake. Drink lots of fluids.
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I need a “fuck’n pirate boat church”
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Can anyone tell what language this is written in?
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DOOD ITS NOT A FRIGGIN PIRATE SHIP CHURCH ITS A FRIGGIN PIRATISH PASTA BAR!!!
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the pirate ship will be good for all! we will all be able to sail around the world and preach in his noodly name!
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THE PIRATE SHIP IS AWESOME! It will bring joy to the hearts of many, especially meeeeee.
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Hello all fellow Pastafarians,
I was just wondering, seeing the discussion going on about the Holy Food, what the Holiest form of Holy Food is. I am guessing Spaghetti and Meatballs– but what kind of spaghetti? And also, is, say, angel’s hair pasta more Holy than ravioli? I think these questions should be answered, so that by the time we have procured the Pirate Ship/Church, we will know what kind of Holy Food should be put on it.
That being said, this guy must have been going without pasta for years, to be this incoherent.
RAmen
Dragonflame
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No one needs a church at all! The pirate ship church will help people see how stupid the idea of churches even is. I would attend every Friday (which is a holy day for pasta) Just to turn a few christian’s stomachs.
R’Amen
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Can I be captain? Cause, hello, Pirate.
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Hello,
Why do you care? Unless you believe in blocking stem cells, are “pro-life”, homophopic, or you press your beliefs into science or are just against other people exersizing their rights, why should you care? We want to go on a pirate ship, have wenches, drink grog, eat pasta whatever, and in the meantime we would like for FSM’s noodle appendage to touch the people here, we are only angry when you start insulting us and attacking us in what is basically a cathedral of FSM. We don’t go to your churches and attack people. FUCK YOU,
J.T.S.
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All food is wonderful and we don’t discriminate against pastas of a different flavorful orientation. Though your right, we need to get funds. It should be a bring your own pasta deal on the ship. As long as a certain holy entity gives me back my nice plates! You know I mean you FSM and don’t give me the drunk excuse anymore!
-J.T.S.
P.S. Still waiting for those plates FSM! FSM knows what I’m talking about, that was one crazy party, wasn’t it?
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All food is wonderful and we don’t discriminate against pastas of a different flavorful orientation. Though your right, we need to get funds. It should be a bring your own pasta deal on the ship. As long as a certain holy entity gives me back my nice plates! You know I mean you FSM and don’t give me the drunk excuse anymore!
-J.T.S.
P.S. Still waiting for those plates FSM. FSM knows what I’m talking about, that was one crazy party, wasn’t it?
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mmmmmmmmmmm pirate ship church attend and love……….can there be a refreshment and hotdog stand…mmmmmmm
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You’re a scurvy bilge rat, Max, Bobby is absolutely right!
Capt Buck would never join the FSM church without the pirate ship.
The only problem now is that I’d never join any crew with standards so low that they’d let an ol’ buccaneer like me become a member….
best regards,
Captain Buck Futt
Master of the pirate galleon the “Dispecable Bastard”
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How much funding would we need for a beer fountain and stripper factory built into the pirate ship?
Either way, I’m in.
Representing the Canadian followers.
Pillage on.
RAmen.
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I don’t know what’s up with Max, but I, personally, am totally psyched for the Pirate Ship Church.
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I remember when they told Greenpeace the same thing “No way you’re getting a f***ing boat.”, and look where they are now ? Ye’ll be eatin’ yer words soon matey, ya festerin’ bucket o’ chum !
Cap’n ‘Mad’ Jack o’ the good ship ‘Cruel Irony’.
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Well, he does have a point. We should put our money to a better use than to build a church.
But its still cool. I’m sure FSM won’t mind
RAmen!
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How could anyone not be psyched for a pirate ship church?!?!
Freakin’ sweet if you ask me.
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I thought a pirate ship church wuld be cool
…sniffle
you’re a meanie
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i dont think we should eat torrtilein. spaghetti has always been fighting that you are not a real pasta and your stuffed with delicous things.
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R.A.S
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we should have drums playing for our fear. I think that it should be played by this guy (see link)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKnskelMzak
R.A.S
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het i what a pirates ships
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how much to a pirates ships
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i would rather sail on a pirate ship then sit in a temple or a church all day. i mean just because your boring,dimwitted, order loving, thick ass head wants to sit in a church and listen to some old guy stand up and say your going to hell if you don’t believe in god and repent your sins, doesn’t mean that we fun loving,amazingly smart ( and good looking ) people want to have fun on a pirate ship then die and go to a place where there’s beer volcanoes and a stripper factory
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How can pirates pillage without a fucking Pirate ship? It is necessary to get a ship.
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Somehow, the town where I live ended up with replicas of Columbus’ ships. Two of these are now dry-docked at our local science museum, while the third, the Nina, is sitting on our bayfront basically rotting while the city decides what to do with the darned thing. Most of our locals consider this fine sailing vessel to be a huge waste of money and resent being saddled with the upkeep. I, on the other hand, think that while this ship has proved to be an extremely piss-poor tourist attraction, it would be an absolutely kick-ass Pirate Ship Church. I apologize for not having pictures at this time, but I can get some and would be more than glad to do so, if anyone is interested. All that being said, I’m not sure that the Nina is actually for sale at the moment, but it is such a waste to see it going to ruin and this would be a good way for the city to save face if we could negotiate a deal. Hell, it’s worth a shot!
http://www.cctexas.com/?fuseaction=main.view&page=2555
That should give one an idea of what the ship looks like until I can get some decent photos.
Thank you all for your time.
Graybeard
p.s. ARRRRRRRR! peace, love, and PIRATES!
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You guys are all completey insane. Have fun.
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