you really wanna get a pirate ship church thing?
Was there not anything of 8 things telling the FSM don’t wants tempels or churches?I can undersatand if you want 1 million dollars or more for you, but then put this as the reason of merchandise and I’ll buy something.
If the money is for a stupid Ship-Church, I won’t buy anything, even if I like the car emblems and mugs a lot.
If you don’t want he Money for you,
GIVE IT TO A CABLE COMPANY, IN ORDER THEY WON’T CHARGE THE AMOUNT TO OUR BILLS, OR GIVE IT TO AN AIDS FOUNDATION OR WHATEVER.IF YOU WANT A PERSONAL PIRATE BOAT FOR SAILING AROUND FOR FUN FINE FOR ME TOO, BUT NOBODY NEEDS A FUCKIN’ PIRATE BOAT CHURCH, IT WILL NOT HELP YOURSELF, NOT ANYONE ELSE!!!
-max
[sorry - no deal, max. the pirate ship church is going to happen. - bobby]
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john we all know where the pirate ship is coming from YOUR FUCKING ASS COME LETS GO SAIL ON THE ON THE OPEN BLUE ON A SHIT OUR FIRST PIRATE CAPITAN WILL HAVE ONE BROWN EYE.
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Dude, we have to get that ship, give it some hard-work and I’m sure it will sail the globe! This is awesome.
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oh my noodly lord… now we HAVE to get one, first we were just joking about it but now we have to
JUST to wind you up
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Rabid Teenage Girl signing out
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I commend the effort to get a pirate ship… as the evidence clearly shows, the only way to stop global warming is an immediate and drastic increase in the number of pirates world wide. It is good to know the FSM founders are doing their part to protect us from a global climate disaster.
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i think that it would be fricken awesome if there was more pirates, i commend the church of fsm for wanting to build one even with out global warming we don’t have enough real pirates.
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Can you get a fleet of Ships cos there seems to be an awful lot of Pirates, the number appears to be getting larger and I dont want to miss the boat!! I know also that it will help global warming but just in case its not enough, We can help Noah with his Barge and save more than just a couple of everything from the impending Global floods…
Raaaamen!!
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…….what if there is a terrorist attack on the ship or if some jelous or mad religion destroys it……like the people that are hacking the site….shame on them…. I was just wondering how secure do you think the boat would be? would it have security mesures as the airports do,more, or less?just wondering…
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Look the viral contagions in this society that take my bacon from my very back, “the back worm”, condom stealing whores in this society must be exterminated. It’s too keep the population in check. I’m giving a fuck about the meat balls and the spaghetti, not following facism, but lets get the fuck of the meatball planet and build ourselves a new colony on Mars. I’ll seed you all baby. Who’s moi little girls comin, if you write anything, say anything below, I’ll be back to find you, and we can take the NASA rockets up there. We have more Mexicans and ethnic minorities than they have bullets, so well send them to the front.
See you in a couple of days, while I build myself a new penthouse on this goddamn ugly fucking overcrowded shit hole.
REGISTER FOR MARS THE COUNTRY NEEDS YA BABY!
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The Arab crisis when 5 x 10 pwr 5 died could have been prevented by the Arab Union, or see right.
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My male nephew-children offspring would then mate with my neice-children offspring. I would then be confused as to the their lineage. They would be handsomelike me , and so would my wives. I require 10, as I would need to buy rings for them, and I only have 10 fingers. I think the Mormons said I could. Jealousy on their part would not be a problem though.
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The only problem with the plan is getting child support for them, but they say that in the land of milk and honey (pays de super-marche), you are free to choose your own religion.
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We better get this fuckin pirate ship.
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i had a secret for all people see that msg i made 3 million dollars from the net in 1 month i fuck them if you wanna know how ask me i dont wanna any money from any1 i just wanna people to be rich from these fucken smart company that are trying to fuck our pocket and take our money i am from egypt call me at 0108660856 my name is alaa so u get the international code number i dont know it.hear me underestand me trust u gonna make minimum 30 thousands dollars a month
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To Bobby – Max kinda has a good idea sprinkled in here. Make sure that you get a pirate ship WITH cable. That way when the weathers bad you can go below deck and watch TV. Make sure the cable is long enough to sail around the world though. It would suck to get a line that is too short and get stuck in the middle of your bathtub or something. RAmen!
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FSM doesn’t want a Pirate Church, but we do! It’s for us!
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You do know that a sentence is supposed to present a complete thought, right?
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Well FSM only said he’d “Rather us not” yet God told the Jews, Christians, and Muslims that “Thou Shalt Not” kill, steal, so on… look how that worked out. If all we’re doing is buying a boat, 1 violation outa 8 is much better that 10 out 10.
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If we get the ship, FSM will smile down us, and gurgle with pleasant surprise!
FSM will protect it with a loving shield of pasta, and we wont have to worry about terrorists!
Just don’t forget to come to Wales!
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster,
For we all know he’s right,
Praise his noodles that are so long,
Which protects us from trite !
RAmen
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You used “yourself” incorrectly.
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There better be a picture of his noodley-ness on at least three of the sails. And a stripper factory. That would be a damn good pirate ship-church.
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