Comments on: you really wanna get a pirate ship

By: Diosaucean Synod

Diosaucean Synod — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:33:28 +0000

If we get the ship, FSM will smile down us, and gurgle with pleasant surprise!

FSM will protect it with a loving shield of pasta, and we wont have to worry about terrorists!

Just don’t forget to come to Wales!

Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster,
For we all know he’s right,
Praise his noodles that are so long,
Which protects us from trite !

RAmen

By: Sean

Sean — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:07:48 +0000

Well FSM only said he’d “Rather us not” yet God told the Jews, Christians, and Muslims that “Thou Shalt Not” kill, steal, so on… look how that worked out. If all we’re doing is buying a boat, 1 violation outa 8 is much better that 10 out 10.

By: AVISPA

AVISPA — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:03:56 +0000

You do know that a sentence is supposed to present a complete thought, right?

By: Earthbreaker

Earthbreaker — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:19:49 +0000

FSM doesn’t want a Pirate Church, but we do! It’s for us!

By: Cleetus Van Damme

Cleetus Van Damme — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:16:23 +0000

To Bobby - Max kinda has a good idea sprinkled in here. Make sure that you get a pirate ship WITH cable. That way when the weathers bad you can go below deck and watch TV. Make sure the cable is long enough to sail around the world though. It would suck to get a line that is too short and get stuck in the middle of your bathtub or something. RAmen!

By: alaa el din esmat el banna

alaa el din esmat el banna — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:00:41 +0000

i had a secret for all people see that msg i made 3 million dollars from the net in 1 month i fuck them if you wanna know how ask me i dont wanna any money from any1 i just wanna people to be rich from these fucken smart company that are trying to fuck our pocket and take our money i am from egypt call me at 0108660856 my name is alaa so u get the international code number i dont know it.hear me underestand me trust u gonna make minimum 30 thousands dollars a month

By: Jordy

Jordy — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:01:34 +0000

We better get this fuckin pirate ship.

By: Bill

Bill — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:27:57 +0000

The only problem with the plan is getting child support for them, but they say that in the land of milk and honey (pays de super-marche), you are free to choose your own religion.

By: Bill

Bill — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:24:58 +0000

My male nephew-children offspring would then mate with my neice-children offspring. I would then be confused as to the their lineage. They would be handsomelike me , and so would my wives. I require 10, as I would need to buy rings for them, and I only have 10 fingers. I think the Mormons said I could. Jealousy on their part would not be a problem though.

By: Bill

Bill — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:16:49 +0000

The Arab crisis when 5 x 10 pwr 5 died could have been prevented by the Arab Union, or see right.

By: Bill

Bill — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:21:55 +0000

Look the viral contagions in this society that take my bacon from my very back, “the back worm”, condom stealing whores in this society must be exterminated. It’s too keep the population in check. I’m giving a fuck about the meat balls and the spaghetti, not following facism, but lets get the fuck of the meatball planet and build ourselves a new colony on Mars. I’ll seed you all baby. Who’s moi little girls comin, if you write anything, say anything below, I’ll be back to find you, and we can take the NASA rockets up there. We have more Mexicans and ethnic minorities than they have bullets, so well send them to the front.

See you in a couple of days, while I build myself a new penthouse on this goddamn ugly fucking overcrowded shit hole.

By: mac hawk

mac hawk — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:43:44 +0000

…….what if there is a terrorist attack on the ship or if some jelous or mad religion destroys it……like the people that are hacking the site….shame on them…. I was just wondering how secure do you think the boat would be? would it have security mesures as the airports do,more, or less?just wondering…

By: pirate I I of I

pirate I I of I — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:23:22 +0000

Can you get a fleet of Ships cos there seems to be an awful lot of Pirates, the number appears to be getting larger and I dont want to miss the boat!! I know also that it will help global warming but just in case its not enough, We can help Noah with his Barge and save more than just a couple of everything from the impending Global floods…

Raaaamen!!

By: sewerratsass

sewerratsass — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:06:20 +0000

i think that it would be fricken awesome if there was more pirates, i commend the church of fsm for wanting to build one even with out global warming we don’t have enough real pirates.

By: Jason

Jason — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:17:43 +0000

I commend the effort to get a pirate ship… as the evidence clearly shows, the only way to stop global warming is an immediate and drastic increase in the number of pirates world wide. It is good to know the FSM founders are doing their part to protect us from a global climate disaster.

By: Rabid Teenage Girl

Rabid Teenage Girl — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:32:45 +0000

oh my noodly lord… now we HAVE to get one, first we were just joking about it but now we have to
JUST to wind you up

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Rabid Teenage Girl signing out

By: James

James — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 17:17:35 +0000

Dude, we have to get that ship, give it some hard-work and I’m sure it will sail the globe! This is awesome.

By: Robert

Robert — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:05:16 +0000

john we all know where the pirate ship is coming from YOUR FUCKING ASS COME LETS GO SAIL ON THE ON THE OPEN BLUE ON A SHIT OUR FIRST PIRATE CAPITAN WILL HAVE ONE BROWN EYE.

By: T. Quin

T. Quin — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:59:02 +0000

You guys are all completey insane. Have fun.

By: Graybeard

Graybeard — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:15:52 +0000

Somehow, the town where I live ended up with replicas of Columbus’ ships. Two of these are now dry-docked at our local science museum, while the third, the Nina, is sitting on our bayfront basically rotting while the city decides what to do with the darned thing. Most of our locals consider this fine sailing vessel to be a huge waste of money and resent being saddled with the upkeep. I, on the other hand, think that while this ship has proved to be an extremely piss-poor tourist attraction, it would be an absolutely kick-ass Pirate Ship Church. I apologize for not having pictures at this time, but I can get some and would be more than glad to do so, if anyone is interested. All that being said, I’m not sure that the Nina is actually for sale at the moment, but it is such a waste to see it going to ruin and this would be a good way for the city to save face if we could negotiate a deal. Hell, it’s worth a shot!
http://www.cctexas.com/?fuseaction=main.view&page=2555
That should give one an idea of what the ship looks like until I can get some decent photos.

Thank you all for your time.
Graybeard

p.s. ARRRRRRRR! peace, love, and PIRATES!