you really wanna get a pirate ship church thing?
Was there not anything of 8 things telling the FSM don’t wants tempels or churches?I can undersatand if you want 1 million dollars or more for you, but then put this as the reason of merchandise and I’ll buy something.
If the money is for a stupid Ship-Church, I won’t buy anything, even if I like the car emblems and mugs a lot.
If you don’t want he Money for you,
GIVE IT TO A CABLE COMPANY, IN ORDER THEY WON’T CHARGE THE AMOUNT TO OUR BILLS, OR GIVE IT TO AN AIDS FOUNDATION OR WHATEVER.IF YOU WANT A PERSONAL PIRATE BOAT FOR SAILING AROUND FOR FUN FINE FOR ME TOO, BUT NOBODY NEEDS A FUCKIN’ PIRATE BOAT CHURCH, IT WILL NOT HELP YOURSELF, NOT ANYONE ELSE!!!
-max
[sorry - no deal, max. the pirate ship church is going to happen. - bobby]
Hello,
Why do you care? Unless you believe in blocking stem cells, are “pro-life”, homophopic, or you press your beliefs into science or are just against other people exersizing their rights, why should you care? We want to go on a pirate ship, have wenches, drink grog, eat pasta whatever, and in the meantime we would like for FSM’s noodle appendage to touch the people here, we are only angry when you start insulting us and attacking us in what is basically a cathedral of FSM. We don’t go to your churches and attack people. FUCK YOU,
J.T.S.
All food is wonderful and we don’t discriminate against pastas of a different flavorful orientation. Though your right, we need to get funds. It should be a bring your own pasta deal on the ship. As long as a certain holy entity gives me back my nice plates! You know I mean you FSM and don’t give me the drunk excuse anymore!
-J.T.S.
P.S. Still waiting for those plates FSM! FSM knows what I’m talking about, that was one crazy party, wasn’t it?
All food is wonderful and we don’t discriminate against pastas of a different flavorful orientation. Though your right, we need to get funds. It should be a bring your own pasta deal on the ship. As long as a certain holy entity gives me back my nice plates! You know I mean you FSM and don’t give me the drunk excuse anymore!
-J.T.S.
P.S. Still waiting for those plates FSM. FSM knows what I’m talking about, that was one crazy party, wasn’t it?
mmmmmmmmmmm pirate ship church attend and love……….can there be a refreshment and hotdog stand…mmmmmmm
You’re a scurvy bilge rat, Max, Bobby is absolutely right!
Capt Buck would never join the FSM church without the pirate ship.
The only problem now is that I’d never join any crew with standards so low that they’d let an ol’ buccaneer like me become a member….
best regards,
Captain Buck Futt
Master of the pirate galleon the “Dispecable Bastard”
How much funding would we need for a beer fountain and stripper factory built into the pirate ship?
Either way, I’m in.
Representing the Canadian followers.
Pillage on.
RAmen.
I don’t know what’s up with Max, but I, personally, am totally psyched for the Pirate Ship Church.
I remember when they told Greenpeace the same thing “No way you’re getting a f***ing boat.”, and look where they are now ? Ye’ll be eatin’ yer words soon matey, ya festerin’ bucket o’ chum !
Cap’n ‘Mad’ Jack o’ the good ship ‘Cruel Irony’.
Well, he does have a point. We should put our money to a better use than to build a church.
But its still cool. I’m sure FSM won’t mind
RAmen!
How could anyone not be psyched for a pirate ship church?!?!
Freakin’ sweet if you ask me.
I thought a pirate ship church wuld be cool
…sniffle
you’re a meanie
i dont think we should eat torrtilein. spaghetti has always been fighting that you are not a real pasta and your stuffed with delicous things.
R.A.S
we should have drums playing for our fear. I think that it should be played by this guy (see link)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKnskelMzak
R.A.S
het i what a pirates ships
how much to a pirates ships
i would rather sail on a pirate ship then sit in a temple or a church all day. i mean just because your boring,dimwitted, order loving, thick ass head wants to sit in a church and listen to some old guy stand up and say your going to hell if you don’t believe in god and repent your sins, doesn’t mean that we fun loving,amazingly smart ( and good looking ) people want to have fun on a pirate ship then die and go to a place where there’s beer volcanoes and a stripper factory
How can pirates pillage without a fucking Pirate ship? It is necessary to get a ship.
Somehow, the town where I live ended up with replicas of Columbus’ ships. Two of these are now dry-docked at our local science museum, while the third, the Nina, is sitting on our bayfront basically rotting while the city decides what to do with the darned thing. Most of our locals consider this fine sailing vessel to be a huge waste of money and resent being saddled with the upkeep. I, on the other hand, think that while this ship has proved to be an extremely piss-poor tourist attraction, it would be an absolutely kick-ass Pirate Ship Church. I apologize for not having pictures at this time, but I can get some and would be more than glad to do so, if anyone is interested. All that being said, I’m not sure that the Nina is actually for sale at the moment, but it is such a waste to see it going to ruin and this would be a good way for the city to save face if we could negotiate a deal. Hell, it’s worth a shot!
http://www.cctexas.com/?fuseaction=main.view&page=2555
That should give one an idea of what the ship looks like until I can get some decent photos.
Thank you all for your time.
Graybeard
p.s. ARRRRRRRR! peace, love, and PIRATES!
You guys are all completey insane. Have fun.