you really wanna get a pirate ship church thing?
Was there not anything of 8 things telling the FSM don’t wants tempels or churches?I can undersatand if you want 1 million dollars or more for you, but then put this as the reason of merchandise and I’ll buy something.
If the money is for a stupid Ship-Church, I won’t buy anything, even if I like the car emblems and mugs a lot.
If you don’t want he Money for you,
GIVE IT TO A CABLE COMPANY, IN ORDER THEY WON’T CHARGE THE AMOUNT TO OUR BILLS, OR GIVE IT TO AN AIDS FOUNDATION OR WHATEVER.IF YOU WANT A PERSONAL PIRATE BOAT FOR SAILING AROUND FOR FUN FINE FOR ME TOO, BUT NOBODY NEEDS A FUCKIN’ PIRATE BOAT CHURCH, IT WILL NOT HELP YOURSELF, NOT ANYONE ELSE!!!
-max
[sorry - no deal, max. the pirate ship church is going to happen. - bobby]
Most incoherent post I’ve ever seen. Makes my brain shrink just trying to read it.
RAmen All :)
I second the Johnny Depp thing … =)
The 6th “I’d really rather you didn’t merely prohibits MULTI million dollar churches, as long as the pirate ship church costs less then 2 million dollars we will not have violated this holy order.
What if was a looting, pillaging floating pasta bar? If I put an FSM sticker on my car, it doesn’t make it a church? Or does it? Anyway, people often pray while I drive, so what difference does it make? RAmen.
A pirate ship!? Are you going to convert the non-believers? Oh, how delightful! It’ll be like the Crusades, except instead of killing people for not believing in God and Jesus you’ll be converting the heathen non-spaghetti-practitioners by showing them how delicious the Holy Food is! Pasta is delicious and everyone should have a bite sometime. I can’t even think of a widely-known dietary law that prohibits consumption of the Holy Food–oh no, wait a minute, what about the no-carb-diet people?
I suppose you have your mission laid out in front of you. Go forth and convert the dieters. Maybe you can start them off on some soy substitute.
THE BOAT IS THE ONLY WAY OUR SAVOUR FSM WILL SAVE US FROM ALL THE UN PURE BLOOD IN THE WORLD
i can sail…………………..
I wonder if it made any sense to him…or if he even proof read it…seems doubtful.
Im cool with the whole ship concept. I live right on Lake St. Clair and you could practically pull that scow into my backyard. In fact, I insist on it.
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Paul M.
Windsor, Ont.
Canada
Need I remind everyone that the 8 “I’d really rather you didn’ts” are merely strong suggestions and not absolute cannot’s.
our numbers are insane at this point.we will need a really really big ship,or a good rotation schedule… :P~~~~
be touched by his noodly appendage,Ramen
Yo max… you need to worship the semolina not the semelina. Its a common mistake. Drink lots of fluids.
I need a “fuck’n pirate boat church”
Can anyone tell what language this is written in?
DOOD ITS NOT A FRIGGIN PIRATE SHIP CHURCH ITS A FRIGGIN PIRATISH PASTA BAR!!!
the pirate ship will be good for all! we will all be able to sail around the world and preach in his noodly name!
THE PIRATE SHIP IS AWESOME! It will bring joy to the hearts of many, especially meeeeee.
Hello all fellow Pastafarians,
I was just wondering, seeing the discussion going on about the Holy Food, what the Holiest form of Holy Food is. I am guessing Spaghetti and Meatballs– but what kind of spaghetti? And also, is, say, angel’s hair pasta more Holy than ravioli? I think these questions should be answered, so that by the time we have procured the Pirate Ship/Church, we will know what kind of Holy Food should be put on it.
That being said, this guy must have been going without pasta for years, to be this incoherent.
RAmen
Dragonflame
No one needs a church at all! The pirate ship church will help people see how stupid the idea of churches even is. I would attend every Friday (which is a holy day for pasta) Just to turn a few christian’s stomachs.
R’Amen
Can I be captain? Cause, hello, Pirate.