you really wanna get a pirate ship church thing?
Was there not anything of 8 things telling the FSM don’t wants tempels or churches?I can undersatand if you want 1 million dollars or more for you, but then put this as the reason of merchandise and I’ll buy something.
If the money is for a stupid Ship-Church, I won’t buy anything, even if I like the car emblems and mugs a lot.
If you don’t want he Money for you,
GIVE IT TO A CABLE COMPANY, IN ORDER THEY WON’T CHARGE THE AMOUNT TO OUR BILLS, OR GIVE IT TO AN AIDS FOUNDATION OR WHATEVER.IF YOU WANT A PERSONAL PIRATE BOAT FOR SAILING AROUND FOR FUN FINE FOR ME TOO, BUT NOBODY NEEDS A FUCKIN’ PIRATE BOAT CHURCH, IT WILL NOT HELP YOURSELF, NOT ANYONE ELSE!!!
-max
[sorry - no deal, max. the pirate ship church is going to happen. - bobby]
I must agree that it is an important issue, perhaps the most important one, since the fact of the existence of the FSM is SO obvious.
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So I would want Mr. Henderson specifying a bit more what is the purpose of buying such a boat. Because he certainly will not contradict the eight I’d really rather you didn’t for that, he wro… I mean the FSM wrote it.
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But as Mr.Henderson once said, he contradicts himself all the time. So we should just swallow it and shut up, as they do in other religions. Shouldn’t we?
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Benji
I’ve never seen someone be so passionately against the pirate ship while at the same time being for the church…
Weird!
RAmen
Personally, I’m pretty psyched about the pirate ship. I’ve always wanted to sail the seas to commune with His Noodly Goodness. Plus, think about the cool eye-patches! The hats! The parrots! The hooks! The peg-legs! The swashbuckling! Arr, it be amazing, me amigo.
And what the fuck do cable companies have to do with anything?
bobby it does say in the scriptures not to build temples and such… explain to me how you’re justifying this, if you already have somewhere and I haven’t seen it yet sorry.
hello?…
Awesome idea prophet i totally support the ship-church
will it actually be on the ocean or anywhere near water?
Translation:
Don’t spend money on things that make you and other people happy. I’m miserable, you should be too.
does this realy deserve all caps? I mean come on you could have so many problems with this but no this is the one that pisses you off you are screaming at us for a contradiction in texts? this is hypocricy at its finest folks and it seems to me that these people should get a grip on their temper
“If you don’t want he Money for you”
Huh?! Interesting cave man dialect.
“GIVE IT TO A CABLE COMPANY”
No max! Cox cable has enough of our money we want a pirate ship for worship. Why max, pray tell, is it that you are so enthusiastic about giving money to a “CABLE COMPANY?”
“IF YOU WANT A PERSONAL PIRATE BOAT FOR SAILING AROUND FOR FUN FINE FOR ME TOO”
So, your really against praying to pasta out at sea, but as long as its only for fun you would like to come also?
This one is articulate.
Tis’ not a church, it’s a center for awesome.
uhm…. excuse me 4 going against our profit 4 a moment, but hes just like everyone else. you get a million dollars, your so not going to blow it on something 4 other ppl. If we actually have a pirate ship church from our profit, i will jump off a cliff, cuz its not going 2 happen.
oh, and FSM says not to build fancy churches in his honor. but it neither has to b built by us nor fancy. lol
peace love and pirates
RAmen
Ahoy! We’ll keelhaul the next landlubber who doubts our ship!
He said ‘I really wish you wouldn’t’ not ‘thou shalt not’. So it’s ok. FSM would rather Bobby go to all the trouble but if he insists the th FSM will let it pass and not send him to hell… that’s my interpretation anyway…
The FSM supports piracy?
Nick Feb 23rd, 2008 at 8:29 pm
“Plus, think about the cool eye-patches! The hats! The parrots! The hooks! The peg-legs! The swashbuckling!”
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The Rum? :)
Aye, ’tis true that the Pirate Ship contradicts the scriptures… perhaps it’s a sign we’re becoming more like the ‘real’ religions, ready to change our minds when it suits us?
I actually think the Pirate Ship is a great plan, but to justify it, I’d hope Bobby (pasta be upon him) could use it for charity events like sailing races, or as a venue for charity auctions, things like that. Because it’ll definitely get a lot of media attention when he gets it together, we should use that to better the world and prove what good people us Pastafarians really are.
Oh no, it’s going to be a land-ship. With legs. Yeah.
Uhhh…You know this satire thing we’re in? The point that we don’t want a church or a temple devoted to the FSM, and then saying we need a pirate ship church thing is that it’s self-contradictory.
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The Gospel of FSM itself is self-contradictory. So is, not shockingly, the Bible. If you think you’re actions are justified by an internally inconsistent document, then we have every reason to justify ours.
I totally think it should be on wheels. With a 2.4 liter mazda engine converted over to run on pure ethanol (made from wheat of course). Maybe make it like one of those amphibuous cars only it’s a ship. Then again if it’s a pirate church it’ll need to be powered by Rum…..not wimpy wine….. Arghhh Matey I make a mean parrot noodle stir fry so can I be the cook????
Arrr! I want to be the chanteyman! “What should we do with a drunken sailor…Throw him in the brig with the Spaghetti Monster…”
Don’t worry max. After we build the ship, i’m sure all of the money will go to a very good cause. Like going to help fight bad spelling, and mental illness. That’s something you can get excited about seeing as you suffer from both.
RAmen,
Bobert
I know that this idea has a downside, but I’ve changed my mind about Johnny Depp. If the Scientologists can get whatsisname Cruise, maybe the Pastafarians could get Johnny Depp as a disciple, and we could get a pirate ship cheap from Gore Verbinski and could run a permanent good-pasta tour around the world. Just a thought….
I think it’s hilarious how you choose getting a lower cable bill over donating to an AIDS foundation.
It doesn’t necessarily have to be a church. We could have a pirate ship just for the sake of having one. It could be like a promotional thing, like the wiener-mobile.
I think the pirate ship cutch Is a bad idea. How many pastafarians would see/use this at max.I presume not many
Well, the pirate ship can be used to bring down global temperature, no?
Correct me if I’m wrong, but lack of pirates causes global warming, so the ship will help that. And, technically, it’s not a massive church. It’s to help the religion grow and prosper. Right?
Blessed be, and RAmen.
I’ve wondered about this myself. But then I realized. The Gospel says not to build church*es* - plural. Bobby’s only planning on building one. Therefore, as long as he doesn’t build another one afterwards, and spends the rest of the money on cable, etc, he’s fine. RAmen!
If you could establish a church for the Christians that could sail around, spreading the word of your “God”, wouldn’t you support it?This is the same thing, but with more noodles.
And you can justify multi-million dollar Christian churches? Even though a pirate ship church IS contradicting the 8 I-rather-you-really-didn’t s, so what? You already see lots of Christians stealing, murdering, etc. So why can’t he break one rule? Besides, it’s not if anyone REALLY believes in this.
The pirate ship is not a floating church!
We’re not to build shrines & monutments, i.e. spend stupid amounts of $$$ on crap that just sits there & does nothing, all in “his name”…
The ship is fully a fully functional vessel to help us “offer” our religion to others, and let them know of our religion.
There’s no contradictions on building a ship!
Besides he told Bobby to tell us everything in the gospel, he might have told bobby to do something else!!!
RAmen
I thought the pirate-ship-church was an attempt to fend off global warming. More pirates spreading the noodly love will please the FSM, leading to a more stable climate. It’s a very serious matter of global importance.
it can be justified because we’re not using the money to BUILD one, we’re using it to BUY one. the 6th I’d really rather you didn’t says “I’d really rather you didn’t BUILD multi million-dollar synagogues/churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodness” but we aren’t building, we’re buying and adding on. it’s a very fine line we’re not crossing. besides if it costs less the 2 million, it’s OKAY. then it won’t be a multi-million dollar church. do you guys follow?
It’s a tribute to the FSM. And it moves, so how can it be a temple of a place of worship. And it would be so cool. The FSM would approve.
6.I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):
i) Ending Poverty
ii) Curing Diseases
iii) Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable
I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator.
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I see nothing against acquiring a Pirate Ship in which to sail the high seas spreading His Noodly word?
Besides all the other religions change their interpretations to suit.
Take for example those cdesignproponentsists, their book says “Thou shalt not bear false witness” but now “lying for Jesus” is considered not only righteous and acceptable, but is a fundamental basis for all their media advertising departments! Just look at AiG, DI or Uncommon Descent!
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The landlubbers can stay home :)
Also my understanding is that Bobby intends to *buy* a ship not *build* one. ;p)
I was under the understanding the ship was to spread the word, rather than to be used as a temple of worship.
I think this is the best idea since pasta in a can!
Hmmmmm,,,,thought we almost had a good one here. He can read!!! Too bad he’s not on board our ship idea. Time to walk the plank, ye fool. I mean really- what’s wrong with a pirate ship. No stained glass windows; instead we get beautiful views and fresh air!!!- what could be more heavenly?
It’s not really breaking the rule, since the pirate ship is more of a holy vessel in which to transport Bobby (peace be upon him) to heathens across the world and to lower the global warming. If heathens decide to repent whilst inside the ship, that still doesn’t make it a temple. But you believe the rule STILL contradicts it, then a tool for educating carb-lacking fools is truly the lesser of two evils.
Actually, I’m not sure that there’s any need in justifying it, if it breaks any laws than the FSM’s noodley appendages will destroy it.
I agree with Robert you can really use the mental retardation help. I wish i had a ship-church.
Hail the FSM!!
I agree with Bobert you can really use the mental retardation help. I wish i had a ship-church.
Hail the FSM!!
First of all, It’s the “I’d really you rather didnt’s”. So if we buy a ship, no big deal. Second, it says “multi-million”. We are only ask for a single million dollars, so we’re good. Oh, and I wouldn’t dare interpret the gospel in some convenient manner to serve my own particular flavor of FSM. I mean really, its not like anyone would do that to a religion. That would be rediculous.
Besides, if said Pirate Ship/Church sails around the world doing random acts of kindness upon the less fortunate, then it is justified, because it is less about honoring the FSM with a flashy object, and more about honoring It by not being a douchè.
This is a bit off topic but maybe if Bobby spent the money on the supplies, we as faithful Pastafarians could build the boat to our specifications.
RAmen
What? More people that do not know correct grammar!!!
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Why is it that ninety percent of the people that write hate mail do not know how to type? I still think we need to be pushing for that i.q. requirement to use the internet.
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I’m thinking it should at least be 115 or 120.
Well Max, it is a simple matter, the rule you are referring to says “multi-million dollar”(enter place of worship name here), we are only going to use $1 million so it is okay.
Avaste me hardies and shiver me timbers! Pass the rum and mind me parrot!
Is proper spelling and grammar so difficult to master?
I think its important that the FSM seems both ridiculous and airtight at the same time. So it can take down Intelligent Design by making it look ridiculous and stupid, while at the same time it must be completely airtight, so there can be no hypocracy in it. This will make it impossible for faiths that are very pro ID to combat us, because every religion contradicts itself, so we need ours to not contradict itself whenever possible so it seems to make as much sense as possible.
So drop the boat idea, it’s not against any other faith to build expensive churches and palaces for themselves so we can’t use that as an excuse, but it is against this one. If the FSM becomes a hypocrite faith then it will be harder for us to attack ID.
We could, however, use the pirate ship as an attempt to bring down global warming, because pirates fight global warming, remember? The ship just can’t be in the name of the Flying Spaghetti monster, nor can it be used to convert people, etc. (however, there is also a comment above that points out it says churches, not church, so we CAN have one, but only one if we want to strech the rules, but I advise against it)
So, all who hear me take my advice. The FSM must be both airtight and ridiculous if we want it to make a difference in the world! So, don’t build churches, always wear something that has to do with pirates when talking about him, always be nice to those who aren’t pasafarians, and never argue with radicals of other religions on an empty stomach! (per “I’d really rather you didn’t” 6, 1, and 5, the pirate one isn’t an official I’d really rather u didn’t but it is important for OBVIOUS reasons that only pastafarians understand)
if you don’t call it a church then his noodlyness will not mind… just call it a ship
chicken ball…. the movie! mwahahahaha
A Pirate Ship is not a church. It’s a device of Transportation. So what if it transports His Chosen People? That doesn’t make it a Church. The I’d Rather You Didn’t’s say nothing of buying cars! And even if it was a Church, it’s an I’d Rather You Didn’t, not a commandment. If anything, we are doing the world a service by building a Ship. It will carry Pirates all across the Seven Seas, thus bringing down Global Tempatures! Why are people against this?!
DRaconic Pasta, i’d watch it. I belive. And when you can’t have any beer or strippers for yourself, HA HA!
You definately don’t get to touch the cannons.
Why can’t he break one rule? Well maybe because you all make fun of Christians for “breaking the rules”, and then you’d be doing the same thing.
Yes we do! What you gona do about it homes?
I believe, and in doing so, I wish that others, who would insult The Flying Spaghetti Monster, understand that the only reason we get your messages, is because it amuses us. Otherwise, we will throw you into the frozen wasteland that is our hell. where your is hot, and comfy. Wait, What thf did I just say?
I would like a pirate ship to take me to the beer volcanoes.
If you are illiterate, don’t post. Wait, that doesn’t make sense. Damn…
It’s not like people don’t know what they are contributing to. In fact, abandoning the pirate ship project at this point would betray the trust of people who were promised the profits go to building it.
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Besides, how is fighting global warming not a commendable charity? Eh?
Draconic Pasta Feb 24th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
“…it’s not if anyone REALLY believes in this.”
How DARE you mock my Savory Saviour!
p.s. a ship isn’t a church. It will be used not for converting the heathens but for pillaging and plundering and partying (which are all supported by the holy gospel). Also many people could get a chance to see/use it if it is run appropriately; here in OZ we have a boat called the Young Endeavour that does pretty much what i believe bobby is intending (less the cool costumes and fancy talk) and with the noodly one on our side we cannot fail.
Most incoherent post I’ve ever seen. Makes my brain shrink just trying to read it.
RAmen All :)
I second the Johnny Depp thing … =)
The 6th “I’d really rather you didn’t merely prohibits MULTI million dollar churches, as long as the pirate ship church costs less then 2 million dollars we will not have violated this holy order.
What if was a looting, pillaging floating pasta bar? If I put an FSM sticker on my car, it doesn’t make it a church? Or does it? Anyway, people often pray while I drive, so what difference does it make? RAmen.
A pirate ship!? Are you going to convert the non-believers? Oh, how delightful! It’ll be like the Crusades, except instead of killing people for not believing in God and Jesus you’ll be converting the heathen non-spaghetti-practitioners by showing them how delicious the Holy Food is! Pasta is delicious and everyone should have a bite sometime. I can’t even think of a widely-known dietary law that prohibits consumption of the Holy Food–oh no, wait a minute, what about the no-carb-diet people?
I suppose you have your mission laid out in front of you. Go forth and convert the dieters. Maybe you can start them off on some soy substitute.
THE BOAT IS THE ONLY WAY OUR SAVOUR FSM WILL SAVE US FROM ALL THE UN PURE BLOOD IN THE WORLD
i can sail…………………..
I wonder if it made any sense to him…or if he even proof read it…seems doubtful.
Im cool with the whole ship concept. I live right on Lake St. Clair and you could practically pull that scow into my backyard. In fact, I insist on it.
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Paul M.
Windsor, Ont.
Canada
Need I remind everyone that the 8 “I’d really rather you didn’ts” are merely strong suggestions and not absolute cannot’s.
our numbers are insane at this point.we will need a really really big ship,or a good rotation schedule… :P~~~~
be touched by his noodly appendage,Ramen
Yo max… you need to worship the semolina not the semelina. Its a common mistake. Drink lots of fluids.
I need a “fuck’n pirate boat church”
Can anyone tell what language this is written in?
DOOD ITS NOT A FRIGGIN PIRATE SHIP CHURCH ITS A FRIGGIN PIRATISH PASTA BAR!!!
the pirate ship will be good for all! we will all be able to sail around the world and preach in his noodly name!
THE PIRATE SHIP IS AWESOME! It will bring joy to the hearts of many, especially meeeeee.
Hello all fellow Pastafarians,
I was just wondering, seeing the discussion going on about the Holy Food, what the Holiest form of Holy Food is. I am guessing Spaghetti and Meatballs– but what kind of spaghetti? And also, is, say, angel’s hair pasta more Holy than ravioli? I think these questions should be answered, so that by the time we have procured the Pirate Ship/Church, we will know what kind of Holy Food should be put on it.
That being said, this guy must have been going without pasta for years, to be this incoherent.
RAmen
Dragonflame
No one needs a church at all! The pirate ship church will help people see how stupid the idea of churches even is. I would attend every Friday (which is a holy day for pasta) Just to turn a few christian’s stomachs.
R’Amen
Can I be captain? Cause, hello, Pirate.
Hello,
Why do you care? Unless you believe in blocking stem cells, are “pro-life”, homophopic, or you press your beliefs into science or are just against other people exersizing their rights, why should you care? We want to go on a pirate ship, have wenches, drink grog, eat pasta whatever, and in the meantime we would like for FSM’s noodle appendage to touch the people here, we are only angry when you start insulting us and attacking us in what is basically a cathedral of FSM. We don’t go to your churches and attack people. FUCK YOU,
J.T.S.
All food is wonderful and we don’t discriminate against pastas of a different flavorful orientation. Though your right, we need to get funds. It should be a bring your own pasta deal on the ship. As long as a certain holy entity gives me back my nice plates! You know I mean you FSM and don’t give me the drunk excuse anymore!
-J.T.S.
P.S. Still waiting for those plates FSM! FSM knows what I’m talking about, that was one crazy party, wasn’t it?
All food is wonderful and we don’t discriminate against pastas of a different flavorful orientation. Though your right, we need to get funds. It should be a bring your own pasta deal on the ship. As long as a certain holy entity gives me back my nice plates! You know I mean you FSM and don’t give me the drunk excuse anymore!
-J.T.S.
P.S. Still waiting for those plates FSM. FSM knows what I’m talking about, that was one crazy party, wasn’t it?
mmmmmmmmmmm pirate ship church attend and love……….can there be a refreshment and hotdog stand…mmmmmmm
You’re a scurvy bilge rat, Max, Bobby is absolutely right!
Capt Buck would never join the FSM church without the pirate ship.
The only problem now is that I’d never join any crew with standards so low that they’d let an ol’ buccaneer like me become a member….
best regards,
Captain Buck Futt
Master of the pirate galleon the “Dispecable Bastard”
How much funding would we need for a beer fountain and stripper factory built into the pirate ship?
Either way, I’m in.
Representing the Canadian followers.
Pillage on.
RAmen.
I don’t know what’s up with Max, but I, personally, am totally psyched for the Pirate Ship Church.
I remember when they told Greenpeace the same thing “No way you’re getting a f***ing boat.”, and look where they are now ? Ye’ll be eatin’ yer words soon matey, ya festerin’ bucket o’ chum !
Cap’n ‘Mad’ Jack o’ the good ship ‘Cruel Irony’.
Well, he does have a point. We should put our money to a better use than to build a church.
But its still cool. I’m sure FSM won’t mind
RAmen!
How could anyone not be psyched for a pirate ship church?!?!
Freakin’ sweet if you ask me.
I thought a pirate ship church wuld be cool
…sniffle
you’re a meanie
i dont think we should eat torrtilein. spaghetti has always been fighting that you are not a real pasta and your stuffed with delicous things.
R.A.S
we should have drums playing for our fear. I think that it should be played by this guy (see link)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKnskelMzak
R.A.S
het i what a pirates ships
how much to a pirates ships
i would rather sail on a pirate ship then sit in a temple or a church all day. i mean just because your boring,dimwitted, order loving, thick ass head wants to sit in a church and listen to some old guy stand up and say your going to hell if you don’t believe in god and repent your sins, doesn’t mean that we fun loving,amazingly smart ( and good looking ) people want to have fun on a pirate ship then die and go to a place where there’s beer volcanoes and a stripper factory
How can pirates pillage without a fucking Pirate ship? It is necessary to get a ship.
Somehow, the town where I live ended up with replicas of Columbus’ ships. Two of these are now dry-docked at our local science museum, while the third, the Nina, is sitting on our bayfront basically rotting while the city decides what to do with the darned thing. Most of our locals consider this fine sailing vessel to be a huge waste of money and resent being saddled with the upkeep. I, on the other hand, think that while this ship has proved to be an extremely piss-poor tourist attraction, it would be an absolutely kick-ass Pirate Ship Church. I apologize for not having pictures at this time, but I can get some and would be more than glad to do so, if anyone is interested. All that being said, I’m not sure that the Nina is actually for sale at the moment, but it is such a waste to see it going to ruin and this would be a good way for the city to save face if we could negotiate a deal. Hell, it’s worth a shot!
http://www.cctexas.com/?fuseaction=main.view&page=2555
That should give one an idea of what the ship looks like until I can get some decent photos.
Thank you all for your time.
Graybeard
p.s. ARRRRRRRR! peace, love, and PIRATES!
You guys are all completey insane. Have fun.
john we all know where the pirate ship is coming from YOUR FUCKING ASS COME LETS GO SAIL ON THE ON THE OPEN BLUE ON A SHIT OUR FIRST PIRATE CAPITAN WILL HAVE ONE BROWN EYE.
Dude, we have to get that ship, give it some hard-work and I’m sure it will sail the globe! This is awesome.
oh my noodly lord… now we HAVE to get one, first we were just joking about it but now we have to
JUST to wind you up
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Rabid Teenage Girl signing out
I commend the effort to get a pirate ship… as the evidence clearly shows, the only way to stop global warming is an immediate and drastic increase in the number of pirates world wide. It is good to know the FSM founders are doing their part to protect us from a global climate disaster.
i think that it would be fricken awesome if there was more pirates, i commend the church of fsm for wanting to build one even with out global warming we don’t have enough real pirates.
Can you get a fleet of Ships cos there seems to be an awful lot of Pirates, the number appears to be getting larger and I dont want to miss the boat!! I know also that it will help global warming but just in case its not enough, We can help Noah with his Barge and save more than just a couple of everything from the impending Global floods…
Raaaamen!!
…….what if there is a terrorist attack on the ship or if some jelous or mad religion destroys it……like the people that are hacking the site….shame on them…. I was just wondering how secure do you think the boat would be? would it have security mesures as the airports do,more, or less?just wondering…
Look the viral contagions in this society that take my bacon from my very back, “the back worm”, condom stealing whores in this society must be exterminated. It’s too keep the population in check. I’m giving a fuck about the meat balls and the spaghetti, not following facism, but lets get the fuck of the meatball planet and build ourselves a new colony on Mars. I’ll seed you all baby. Who’s moi little girls comin, if you write anything, say anything below, I’ll be back to find you, and we can take the NASA rockets up there. We have more Mexicans and ethnic minorities than they have bullets, so well send them to the front.
See you in a couple of days, while I build myself a new penthouse on this goddamn ugly fucking overcrowded shit hole.
REGISTER FOR MARS THE COUNTRY NEEDS YA BABY!
The Arab crisis when 5 x 10 pwr 5 died could have been prevented by the Arab Union, or see right.
My male nephew-children offspring would then mate with my neice-children offspring. I would then be confused as to the their lineage. They would be handsomelike me , and so would my wives. I require 10, as I would need to buy rings for them, and I only have 10 fingers. I think the Mormons said I could. Jealousy on their part would not be a problem though.
The only problem with the plan is getting child support for them, but they say that in the land of milk and honey (pays de super-marche), you are free to choose your own religion.
We better get this fuckin pirate ship.
i had a secret for all people see that msg i made 3 million dollars from the net in 1 month i fuck them if you wanna know how ask me i dont wanna any money from any1 i just wanna people to be rich from these fucken smart company that are trying to fuck our pocket and take our money i am from egypt call me at 0108660856 my name is alaa so u get the international code number i dont know it.hear me underestand me trust u gonna make minimum 30 thousands dollars a month
To Bobby - Max kinda has a good idea sprinkled in here. Make sure that you get a pirate ship WITH cable. That way when the weathers bad you can go below deck and watch TV. Make sure the cable is long enough to sail around the world though. It would suck to get a line that is too short and get stuck in the middle of your bathtub or something. RAmen!
FSM doesn’t want a Pirate Church, but we do! It’s for us!
You do know that a sentence is supposed to present a complete thought, right?
Well FSM only said he’d “Rather us not” yet God told the Jews, Christians, and Muslims that “Thou Shalt Not” kill, steal, so on… look how that worked out. If all we’re doing is buying a boat, 1 violation outa 8 is much better that 10 out 10.
If we get the ship, FSM will smile down us, and gurgle with pleasant surprise!
FSM will protect it with a loving shield of pasta, and we wont have to worry about terrorists!
Just don’t forget to come to Wales!
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster,
For we all know he’s right,
Praise his noodles that are so long,
Which protects us from trite !
RAmen
You used “yourself” incorrectly.