Comments on: you dumb bitch http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/ Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:22:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-833492 Garrick McElroy Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:06:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-833492 I read through the whole thing. The end is just complete irony in it's most basic form. *Pats on head* It's okay if you don't understand! I don't understand how you slipped through the Natural Selection cracks! Here's to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you, -GM RAmen If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net I read through the whole thing. The end is just complete irony in it’s most basic form. *Pats on head* It’s okay if you don’t understand! I don’t understand how you slipped through the Natural Selection cracks!

Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen

If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

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]]> By: Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-833491 Garrick McElroy Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:05:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-833491 Speaking of the starving children in Africa, why does your God let them suffer? I would like to know as his cruelty ASTOUNDS me. Thanks! Here's to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you, -GM RAmen If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net Speaking of the starving children in Africa, why does your God let them suffer? I would like to know as his cruelty ASTOUNDS me. Thanks!

Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen

If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

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]]> By: JamesE http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-788396 JamesE Sat, 18 Apr 2009 20:44:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-788396 wow...so your bread and whine talks to you? And if we had tied you down and shoved bread down your throat, you wouldnt be saved by your 'Jesus' or his noodly goodness. wow…so your bread and whine talks to you? And if we had tied you down and shoved bread down your throat, you wouldnt be saved by your ‘Jesus’ or his noodly goodness.

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]]> By: The Strainer http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-787489 The Strainer Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:47:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-787489 I'd bet a pot of spaghetti this one is fake. And yes, the spaghetti sauce has plenty of "shrums". RAmen I’d bet a pot of spaghetti this one is fake. And yes, the spaghetti sauce has plenty of “shrums”.

RAmen

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]]> By: Avery http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-742701 Avery Sat, 21 Feb 2009 05:52:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-742701 do you have sifilis? because i see no other way how someone could be this... this... stupid do you have sifilis? because i see no other way how someone could be this… this… stupid

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]]> By: MAN http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-732114 MAN Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:56:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-732114 I have a mental image of you as a fat guy. I have a mental image of you as a fat guy.

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]]> By: Sqid http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-702857 Sqid Tue, 16 Dec 2008 02:21:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-702857 "“weres you fuckiNG spaghetti bitch now? Is he gonna save you?" Yes. And PLEASE CONTROL YOU'RE VERBAL TICS! If I see fuck one more time I'm gonna do something. NO, I'm writing this with my eyes closed. ““weres you fuckiNG spaghetti bitch now? Is he gonna save you?”
Yes.

And PLEASE CONTROL YOU’RE VERBAL TICS!
If I see fuck one more time I’m gonna do something.
NO, I’m writing this with my eyes closed.

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]]> By: spaghetti lover http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-686624 spaghetti lover Fri, 28 Nov 2008 00:48:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-686624 You say your spaghetti does not talk to you because it is not Jesus. So does Jesus talk to you? You say your spaghetti does not talk to you because it is not Jesus. So does Jesus talk to you?

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]]> By: Stormy McDanger http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-677065 Stormy McDanger Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:04:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-677065 I love how this first starts off as just a rude comment against His Noodliness' design, and then quickly deteriorated as the writer slowly but surely descended into madness. Glorious. I love how this first starts off as just a rude comment against His Noodliness’ design, and then quickly deteriorated as the writer slowly but surely descended into madness. Glorious.

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]]> By: Levin8r http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-644420 Levin8r Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:23:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-644420 Well... Let us start from the beggining of this flawed argument... 1. You ensure us that you are Christian and yet use your god's name in vain 2. Obviously "Sean" has a point about the whole grave pissing thing 3. How can you be so blind as to not embrace His Noodly Goodness, when He loves you as he does all of his lil' ravioli? 4. CALM DOWN! By this point it is obvious that you have no brains, but if you are going to write hate mail, at least get off of your crack pipe first. 5. ...and you tried to tie starving children in Africa into this why? You obviously have no more compassion for fellow man than a particularly incompassionate pine cone. 6. It's rather pitiful that you would waste the last ten minutes of your life writing this rather than calling a thearapist frankly. 7. Pasta is my Jesus -Ramen Well…

Let us start from the beggining of this flawed argument…

1. You ensure us that you are Christian and yet use your god’s name in vain
2. Obviously “Sean” has a point about the whole grave pissing thing
3. How can you be so blind as to not embrace His Noodly Goodness, when He loves you as he does all of his lil’ ravioli?
4. CALM DOWN! By this point it is obvious that you have no brains, but if you are going to write hate mail, at least get off of your crack pipe first.
5. …and you tried to tie starving children in Africa into this why? You obviously have no more compassion for fellow man than a particularly incompassionate pine cone.
6. It’s rather pitiful that you would waste the last ten minutes of your life writing this rather than calling a thearapist frankly.
7. Pasta is my Jesus

-Ramen

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]]> By: Ntcommie http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-619694 Ntcommie Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:20:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-619694 This guy kept off the crack just long enough to ask for more.... This guy kept off the crack just long enough to ask for more….

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]]> By: Blessed One http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-581962 Blessed One Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:43:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-581962 My spaghetti does speak to me. I am a Blessed One. My spaghetti does speak to me. I am a Blessed One.

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]]> By: sophie http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-553003 sophie Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:37:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-553003 Lol, I actually found this one amusing. How many ways can a single person condemn themselves to hell while claiming that anyone on this site is condemned to hell? Well, for starters, you call us all a "dumb bitch." Then you proceed to take the lord's name in vain. Not very christian of you! But my FAVORITE part is when you basically inform everyone that you like/do drugs. Which is not very surprising as you seem to be so brainwashed by your religion! I will prove this to you with your own words if don't believe me. 1. "You guys must be on some good drugs, pass that shit around." Now, I know Jesus was a hippie and all, but do you really think your god condones such reckless behavior?? 2. "IM SORRY BUT MY SPEGHETTI DOES NOT TALK TO ME IT IS NOT JESUS!" So... Jesus talks to you, does he? What exactly does he say? Also, nowhere on this site does it say that we talk to FSM. You must be on some good drugs to think that Jesus actually converses with you. Lol, I actually found this one amusing. How many ways can a single person condemn themselves to hell while claiming that anyone on this site is condemned to hell? Well, for starters, you call us all a “dumb bitch.” Then you proceed to take the lord’s name in vain. Not very christian of you! But my FAVORITE part is when you basically inform everyone that you like/do drugs. Which is not very surprising as you seem to be so brainwashed by your religion! I will prove this to you with your own words if don’t believe me.

1. “You guys must be on some good drugs, pass that shit around.” Now, I know Jesus was a hippie and all, but do you really think your god condones such reckless behavior??

2. “IM SORRY BUT MY SPEGHETTI DOES NOT TALK TO ME IT IS NOT JESUS!” So… Jesus talks to you, does he? What exactly does he say? Also, nowhere on this site does it say that we talk to FSM. You must be on some good drugs to think that Jesus actually converses with you.

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]]> By: rogthedodge http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-510298 rogthedodge Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:08:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-510298 What a cretinous oaf! Does he take hard drugs or drink household chemicals to get so angry? If this is an example of the christian way I give thanks for the day I found pastafarianism. Ramen What a cretinous oaf! Does he take hard drugs or drink household chemicals to get so angry?

If this is an example of the christian way I give thanks for the day I found pastafarianism.

Ramen

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]]> By: the random frog http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-485587 the random frog Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:49:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-485587 sounds like your describing christianity (or islam/ Judeism ect). 'JESUS CHRIST I STILL CANT EVEN GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU BELIEVE IN THIS BULLSHIT!!! DO THEY LIKE FORCE FEED YOU THIS SHIT? LIKE SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT?' my views exactly sounds like your describing christianity (or islam/ Judeism ect).

‘JESUS CHRIST I STILL CANT EVEN GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU BELIEVE IN THIS BULLSHIT!!! DO THEY LIKE FORCE FEED YOU THIS SHIT? LIKE SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT?’

my views exactly

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]]> By: Lish http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-451033 Lish Tue, 20 May 2008 01:47:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-451033 I suppose we can tie you down too, and force feed you communion hosts and old wine till you puke, and then we can all scream at you, "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, BITCH?" because he obviously will not come down in a streaming bolt of lightening to save you. Epic failure, "jade-jewel", you ebonic-speaking moron. I suppose we can tie you down too, and force feed you communion hosts and old wine till you puke, and then we can all scream at you, “WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, BITCH?” because he obviously will not come down in a streaming bolt of lightening to save you.

Epic failure, “jade-jewel”, you ebonic-speaking moron.

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]]> By: Lore http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-436927 Lore Fri, 09 May 2008 00:04:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-436927 The belief in God was not the first religon, genius. And I love how you managed to stick 'staving children in Africa' so smoothly into your arguement. Nice going. The belief in God was not the first religon, genius.

And I love how you managed to stick ’staving children in Africa’ so smoothly into your arguement. Nice going.

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]]> By: Lovett http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-417307 Lovett Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:05:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-417307 Wow. That's what I call overreacting. Lay off the pipe for a second and use that tiny little thing inside your head that we normal human beings call a brain. See if that statue of the dead guy on a piece of wood will give you the answer. Wow. That’s what I call overreacting.

Lay off the pipe for a second and use that tiny little thing inside your head that we normal human beings call a brain.

See if that statue of the dead guy on a piece of wood will give you the answer.

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]]> By: Sean http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-415057 Sean Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:10:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-415057 you wouldn't spit in our direction.. but you'd take the time and money to travel around and piss on all our graves. Logical. you wouldn’t spit in our direction.. but you’d take the time and money to travel around and piss on all our graves. Logical.

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]]> By: Jacq http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch/#comment-414649 Jacq Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:45:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/20/you-dumb-bitch.htm#comment-414649 I can't believe these mails are real. Really? Jacqueline Sparrow I can’t believe these mails are real. Really?
Jacqueline Sparrow

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