YOU DUMB BITCH!!! this is no such thing as a fucking flying spaghetti monster and hes not god ! If he were real i would chop that bitch up and feed him to the poor starving people in africa! you people are sick and demented, and your all going to fucking hell! FUCKING SPEGHETTI I MEAN COME ON IF YOU WANTED TO COME UP WITH A RELIGION THE GOD HAS TO BE SOMETHING MORE REALISTIC! IM SORRY BUT MY SPEGHETTI DOES NOT TALK TO ME IT IS NOT JESUS! Lol you all are way to funny XD You guys must be on some good drugs, pass that shit around. Sooo like are you guys in a cult or something?? What are the disciples of this spaghetti guy? A piece of garlic toast and a meat ball? LOL!!!! You guys are soo sick i wouldnt even spit in your direction and when you all die im gonna piss on ALL of your graves!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You are all a joke!! I will tie down everyone of you sick bastards and force feed you guys spaghetti!!! and i will scream out “weres you fuckiNG spaghetti bitch now? Is he gonna save you? NOO! Cause hes NOT REAL!” Do you guys like revolve around food or something? Like cause you have fine art taco photography?!? Who the dumb bitch who thought of this religion??? Cause i bet you money they were on shrums at the time or maybe some fucking acid! Cause this is some trippy shit! AND yes i do believe in hell! But im not gonna go to hell for believing in a false idol like you stupid spaghetti! JESUS CHRIST I STILL CANT EVEN GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU BELIEVE IN THIS BULLSHIT!!! DO THEY LIKE FORCE FEED YOU THIS SHIT? LIKE SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT?
WTF???That does not look like a spaghetti monsterrrr you dumb cunt! SUCK MY BIG BLACK PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH!
- jade-jewel
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
“jesus is real too… i should know i am him… yes that is right i am jesus” I would like to say that you are wrong, I’m Jesus and I’m actually the sun of a slut who didn’t want to get killed. FSM could be my father, he was probably pretty drunk.
-Jesus
Wow, first of all this hait mail message, is just like a rant.
You act as though using as many curses as you makes you sound smart. Stop being rude to us, eveyone can believe in what they wish. Your in no position to criticize us.
Plus you say were stupid for these beliefs, but you, you find the need to be horrid to others, because its different from what you know. Which is just pathetic…
I choose to be a Pastafarian, and i’m proud.
Sooooooo…let me get this straight…
Spaghetti is LESS realistic than a higher being that lives in the clouds, osmosis’d a baby into some virgin’s uterus, killed said son, brought him back to life, than abra cadabra’d him back up to “heaven”???
At least spaghetti and pirates actually exist.
Sheesh.
You have no argument.
We win.
Beer is tasty.
Your heaven doesn’t have beer.
Ours is better.
Neener neener.
RAmen.
Hahaha, I give my thanks to whoever sent this e-mail for cheering me up.
Ahh, what a good laugh.
Isn’t swearing a sin? Also all you Catholics/Christians are way to controversial, one of you said that Christianity teaches to respect each others beliefs and here you go saying that you are superior and are going to punish us in a similar manor to your “lord and saviour!”?
May you be blessed by his noodly appendage,
RAmen.
Wow! We really should be spending more tax dollars on education. This is the beginning of the end.
She’s a great Christian. Promising us complex-carbs and all.
FSM be with you Jade
Only a christian could have writen something this stupied. I wonder if, when hes sobers up, he’ll realize how stupied he sounds.
Wow….. this hate-mail is coming from a “Loving caring religion”……… If Christianity is all about love and peace and what not, why are we being attacked? We did nothing wrong to them and they just start swearing and foaming at the mouth.
clearly this guy isn’t serious.If your taking what he says serious enough to write a huge letter telling him how dumb he is then you clearly have issues you need to sort out. I mean, spaghetti, seriously. No one in their right mind believes this for real. Its a joke to make people like you lose it and write idiotic letters that really aren’t accomplishing anything. My suggestion, lighten up. If this guy believes in a giant meal that flies around so be it. You should just chill because your acting just as mental as this guy.
Take a joke.
im new to the FSM thing the only reason that i got here is b/c my good friend sent me here. i belive in Jesus and GOD but dosent the Bible teach forgivness? im a beliver in GOD but a friend of all religions. by the way i love the taco photgraphy! only a ture indivual can think of somthing like that!
wow….such bad grammar…..it makes my eyes bleed. I’m sorry your intellect is so low you have to result to using curse words to push the point your trying to make “whatever that may be”. Also it seems you have mood swings as i will point out how you seem to go from “cursing lunatic who thinks that just because your pitiful excuse for a brain can’t comprehend his noodely goodness he has to go apeshit crazy on a bunch of people who believe in something other then himself (which makes you a bigot…no…not a *bitch* as im sure that peice of sludge that somehow function inside that thick skull of yours sees it….) and all of a sudden your talking about mushrooms,pot,acid and spaghetti and laughing about it, then saying your going to tie us down and feed us spaghetti while screaming obscenities….sounds like someone needs therapy…lots of it…(JESUS CHRIST I STILL CANT EVEN GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU BELIEVE IN THIS BULLSHIT!!! DO THEY LIKE FORCE FEED YOU THIS SHIT? LIKE SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT?
WTF???That does not look like a spaghetti monsterrrr you dumb cunt! SUCK MY BIG BLACK PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH!) Last time i checked christianity shoved a whole bunch of shit down peoples throats but of course why pick proven science over some omnipotent being who lives in another dimension and sent his son down so he could be nailed to a peice of plywood! i also like how you put extra r’s in monster it really shows your intelligence. i also like the homosexual reference on the end. how does presidential fit in there? honestly is like me sticking words in places where they don’t belong. So republican taco stereo please next time year lamp please paint iron try to make your argument sound like it’s not coming out of the mouth of some kid in junior high.
lol i love it when people cant take a joke
oh, by the way, that part where you’ll pee on all our graves?
very christian of you.
god bless america
(its funny because he cant because he DOESNT EXIST!!! :])
WTF???That does not look like a spaghetti monsterrrr you dumb cunt! SUCK MY BIG BLACK PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH!
- jade-jewel
I’m not sure what your spaghetti looks like but mine looks pretty close to the great FSM “without the inclusion of eyes”.
Wow someone has a two digit IQ. The grammer and puctuation is that of an two year-old on a bad drug trip and the “f” word(refuseing to say ,er type it) countless times. I bet this is the type af person who shoots stuff for fun.
lolz damn that was funny to read! lol
this hate mail here is awesome, I wish that the vatican’s site had one too XD
Ok, I would like to start off by saying that I’m a Christian. But looking at that hatemail just fuckin’ pisses me off! I hate it when people of different religions try to shove theirs down other peoples’ throat… What ever happened to peace on Earth?? God is a peaceful deity. He wouldn’t want his followers bitching at Pastafarians. I’m also sure the FSM is peaceful too. I support Pastafarianism. It is a peaceful religion. The Pastafarians have done nothing to harm Christians, which is why I’m truly sorry you must read shit like hatemail.This is not a game about who can win This “War of the Gods” Peace, people, please!
May we be blessed both by the Word of God, but also by His Noodly Appendage
1. I’m pretty sure Jesus wouldn’t like your language.
2. I could force feed you Jesus (Eucharist) and scream wheres your Jesus bitch now but that still wouldn’t solve anything.
3. I’m pretty sure some of us think you Jesus lovers are on acid but were nice enough not to say it in capitols with cuss words.
4. Think WWJD. I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t write this kind of offensive crap offensive.
5. If you have an opinion state it and support with facts not cuss words.
So Yeah.
Wow… i cant belive you actually took the time to write all of that nonsense
Dude? Why are you so violent? We are a peaceful religion and we love everybody…