YOU DUMB BITCH!!! this is no such thing as a fucking flying spaghetti monster and hes not god ! If he were real i would chop that bitch up and feed him to the poor starving people in africa! you people are sick and demented, and your all going to fucking hell! FUCKING SPEGHETTI I MEAN COME ON IF YOU WANTED TO COME UP WITH A RELIGION THE GOD HAS TO BE SOMETHING MORE REALISTIC! IM SORRY BUT MY SPEGHETTI DOES NOT TALK TO ME IT IS NOT JESUS! Lol you all are way to funny XD You guys must be on some good drugs, pass that shit around. Sooo like are you guys in a cult or something?? What are the disciples of this spaghetti guy? A piece of garlic toast and a meat ball? LOL!!!! You guys are soo sick i wouldnt even spit in your direction and when you all die im gonna piss on ALL of your graves!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You are all a joke!! I will tie down everyone of you sick bastards and force feed you guys spaghetti!!! and i will scream out “weres you fuckiNG spaghetti bitch now? Is he gonna save you? NOO! Cause hes NOT REAL!” Do you guys like revolve around food or something? Like cause you have fine art taco photography?!? Who the dumb bitch who thought of this religion??? Cause i bet you money they were on shrums at the time or maybe some fucking acid! Cause this is some trippy shit! AND yes i do believe in hell! But im not gonna go to hell for believing in a false idol like you stupid spaghetti! JESUS CHRIST I STILL CANT EVEN GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU BELIEVE IN THIS BULLSHIT!!! DO THEY LIKE FORCE FEED YOU THIS SHIT? LIKE SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT?
WTF???That does not look like a spaghetti monsterrrr you dumb cunt! SUCK MY BIG BLACK PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH!
- jade-jewel
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
all hail the FSM and his sauce of righteousness!!!
First off, welcome Nate. And secondly, MEGANINJA, please use more commas, your post sounds sounds Christian and flame-like. We must hold ourselves to the same grammar standards we ask others for.
i think the toco photos are awesome in my opinion HAHAH this guy seems to be on to many seriods because he OVIOUSLY has some anger issues…oh and btw pissing on somone’s grave will send you to hell as well as attacking other ppl.
Welcome Nate! Your fellow pastafarians love you and cherish you, as does the FSM! We are truly blessed.
Seriously guys, don’t piss him off. Believe it or not, there is a history of Christians behaving rather badly toward non believers. I was surprised to learn this myself. Something about Crusades and Inquisitions and such. Read more about it at your local library if you live north of the Mason-Dixon line.
I wonder if anyone told this jade character that there is such a thing called grammar. I could understand if…..well, no I couldn’t. I find it comical that someone is obviously so ignorant that they can’t even type a forum post without overusing the word “like”. With as much time that was spent compiling this giant turd of a comment, why not make sure to build some structure? I guess that would be far too much to ask of someone that is so blinded by their own stupidity. This looks more like a conversation that I would have with my alcoholic uncle! LOL! I think that what is represented on this site is pure genius! Creative minds always have the most interesting spins on what we “should” do and believe. Keep up the silliness guys! FSM like rules and stuff….hahaha!
P.S. - Jade, when you get out of high school or further your education in some way…..come back and try again.
I can only laugh about this … so here it comes
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@ Jade-Jewel,
I plan on being cremated and have my remains scattered off of Seneca Point in Cook Forest State Park, PA. So, no grave to piss on, but please feel free to climb over the fence intended to keep people away from the edge, since it is an extremely long drop to the very rocky bottom, and piss away! Please feel free to also fall off while you are there.
RAmen.
i don’t even believe in the FSM but i can easily tell you that you are stupid for all those things you said. it’s peoples choice to believe in whatever they want to believe in. you believe in god and Jesus and all that good stuff, someone else might believe in the rainbow bacteria named bob, but that is not grounds for you to ridicule anybody. especially if you are a Christian like you say you are. if anything, you are the one going to hell, according to your religion at least, for posting these negative and hateful comments. would Jesus do that, hmm i wonder. probably not, according to your “historically accurate” bible. i wish i could stuff spaghetti down your throat because, guess what even your god would do nothing now would he. people get murdered every day, sometimes by being force fed i bet, and wheres GOD then? nowhere. i think you should take this opportunity to overlook yourself and how much you even follow your religion before you go and ridicule and harass others for their beliefs, no matter how crazy or ridiculous you might think it is.
Hahaha what a joke. Some people freaking out over the ‘non-existance’ of the FSM.
Where’s your proof for your god?
If I were to believe in FSM, I’d be a lunatic in your eyes.
If a billion people believed in FSM, it’d be a full blown religion like any other.
Matter of perception. Best of all is how we all sit back and laugh and these other people really believe in their pink unicorn fairytale :)
I think that your post was even funnier because all of those typographical errors made you seem even angrier/less intelligent.
I have a couple of questions. For instance, what exactly is a “big black presidential cock bitch”? Is it some kind of large black hermaphroditic dog occupying a position of power? And will your God save you when you die? Why does everyone misspell “spaghetti”? Why do Christians take this so seriously?
To answer some of yours, our religion is now too big to be considered a cult, we are the disciples of the spaghetti monster, the founder of Pastafarianism was Bobby Henderson, no, and no.
Finally, the total naughty word count: 20. Is that a record?
Now now, it’s okay to point out logical inconsistencies, but no returning the hate of other with hate, it is against the wishes of the FSM, and we must not desecrate his place of worship with propagating hate speech.
Gosh, I just DO NOT know whether these hate-mails are serious? Are so many people so stupid? I mean COME ON!
RAmen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0BbrGGZGUo
Just to make this forum a little more silly.
Why to go Jade-Jewel!! You’ve convinced many more a condemned soul to save themselves from Christianity or whatever cesspool of a religion you partake in. Get a clue and stop embarassing yourself. If there was a god, surely she would be as stunned as I am and deeply ashamed of the stupidity of her createion.
I WOULD CONSIDER THE PERSON WHO STARTED THIS FORUM THE DUMB BITCH!! HAVING A GREAT MIND IS BEING ABLE TO SEE AND UNDERSTAND DIFFERENT IDEAS OR THEORIES FROM DIFFERENT POINTS OF VIEW. AS FOR THE FINE ART TACO PHOTOGRAPHY, THERE IS SOME REALLY GREAT PHOTOS. DON’T BE HATING THE ART. I THOUGHT IT CREATIVE AND WOULD NEVER HAVE EVEN CONSIDERED TAKING PICTURES OF TACOS. KUDOS TO THE PHOTOGRAPHER.
its people like you that make christianity a dirty word
Really, if CHristianity is the sause of morality, then I had the wrong idea of morality.
wow. Whats the bet that this guy’s a Cracked-headed Born Again Christian. I mean why does it seem that every christian/athiest/whatever, wants to come on here, waste our time, swear at us, and then make it sound like it’s our fault.