YOU DUMB BITCH!!! this is no such thing as a fucking flying spaghetti monster and hes not god ! If he were real i would chop that bitch up and feed him to the poor starving people in africa! you people are sick and demented, and your all going to fucking hell! FUCKING SPEGHETTI I MEAN COME ON IF YOU WANTED TO COME UP WITH A RELIGION THE GOD HAS TO BE SOMETHING MORE REALISTIC! IM SORRY BUT MY SPEGHETTI DOES NOT TALK TO ME IT IS NOT JESUS! Lol you all are way to funny XD You guys must be on some good drugs, pass that shit around. Sooo like are you guys in a cult or something?? What are the disciples of this spaghetti guy? A piece of garlic toast and a meat ball? LOL!!!! You guys are soo sick i wouldnt even spit in your direction and when you all die im gonna piss on ALL of your graves!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You are all a joke!! I will tie down everyone of you sick bastards and force feed you guys spaghetti!!! and i will scream out “weres you fuckiNG spaghetti bitch now? Is he gonna save you? NOO! Cause hes NOT REAL!” Do you guys like revolve around food or something? Like cause you have fine art taco photography?!? Who the dumb bitch who thought of this religion??? Cause i bet you money they were on shrums at the time or maybe some fucking acid! Cause this is some trippy shit! AND yes i do believe in hell! But im not gonna go to hell for believing in a false idol like you stupid spaghetti! JESUS CHRIST I STILL CANT EVEN GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU BELIEVE IN THIS BULLSHIT!!! DO THEY LIKE FORCE FEED YOU THIS SHIT? LIKE SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT?
WTF???That does not look like a spaghetti monsterrrr you dumb cunt! SUCK MY BIG BLACK PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH!
- jade-jewel
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Harry, don’t you love how they insult themselves?
Well, now you are going to hell. You broke the commandment to not use the lord’s name in vain. Asshole.
Does Jesus talk to you? If he does, we call that hallucination. (And by the way, poor grammer and spelling only prove your ignorance.)
Hey look, everyone! Jesus talks to this person from his/her bowl. *Everyone stares in amazement until told otherwise with many colourful exclamations by the author of above hatemail*
Oh, get over yourself. Ever laughed before?
uhh I this religion is fake incas you havnt noticed, you havent read around the site enough
I find it hilarious that the author of this comment presumes that the creator of the FSM argument was on drugs. You just have to look at shamanistic beliefs and other religions such as Rastafarianism to see the influence drugs have on religion. Although I have no proof, I have heard that the bible mentions cannabis in its annointing oils and such, and at the very least it is entirely reasonable to presume that christianity was founded on drugs, as with all other religions.
wow…where do I start. You won’t spit in our general direction, but you will piss on our graves…your cursing does not at all help your case, it actually weakens it. We’re not criticizing much of your religion, you can believe in it if you want, but the FSM would really like you to believe in him. I don’t think Jesus would talk to someone who talks like you do…with really bad grammer. This is a parody religion. And last, but far from least, you are not Borrak Obama.
ooh shit! man i wonder what you would say if i changed spaghetti into jesus what would you say then!? or what ever you belive in, oh and if your hell is real i will see you there and then you can piss and shit all you want on me cuse its just nice!(take that you son of a it)
so this is all your belief that there is no FSM…what if we dont think there is a god…so maybe YOU are the crazy one here
Wow… It takes a special person to be like that. Does she not realize that the point of this is to combat ignorance in the school system and to insure that nonsense is not taught with science. Anyway.. I grew up a christian and was taught not to curse and belittle people like that… i wonder what sort of christian she is to speak like that?
Your spaghetti does not talk to you? where are you getting it, mone has always had a lovely conversation with me before dinner, as well as any other pasta. It usually does not say much but i know the noodly one likes to listen more than speak, after all with all those noodly appendages he had very little room to put in vocal chord, but he listens.
Hey by the way Shrums would be spelled Shrooms, and maybe if you took a few you would have a decent sense of humor about this JOKE!!!
Seriously I thought God would teach you to spell better, Are you that ignorant that you can’t even defend God without cursing or spelling words wrong, Stop taking life so serious and don’t sip to much of the Kool aid that they have at your Godly church!!
Long live the FSM!!!
I can’t believe these mails are real. Really?
Jacqueline Sparrow
you wouldn’t spit in our direction.. but you’d take the time and money to travel around and piss on all our graves. Logical.
Wow. That’s what I call overreacting.
Lay off the pipe for a second and use that tiny little thing inside your head that we normal human beings call a brain.
See if that statue of the dead guy on a piece of wood will give you the answer.