Is this guy for real? I mean, SERIOUSLY. Flying spaghetti monster? Where did he come up with that?
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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GBF, click about and learn then you don’t have to ask such a stupid question. SERIOUSLY, don’t you know how to do research or navigate a web page. You wonder why this world is as screwed up as it is. It is because of people like you that spout off without taking the time to look up information before they say / write something.
Please educate yourself. Knowledge is a powerful tool!
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internet. serious business.
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for some reason I am hungry….
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Substitute “god” or “jesus” for “Flying Spaghetti Monster”, and perhaps you’ll understand…
(If not, try googling the word ‘parody’)
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Is this guy for real? I mean, SERIOUSLY. God? Where did he come up with that?
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Probally from the same places that trudge up thoughts of ignited shrubbrey that talks.
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You seem to be confused, it was the flying spaghetti monster who came up with him, not the other way around.
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Certainly, more real than some things I can mention: such as peace on Earth, good will towards men and all that wonderful rubbish.
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Are these guys for real? I mean, SERIOUSLY. Jesus Christ? Walking on water? Where did they come up with that?
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“Where did he come up with that?”
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I heard he sat around in a cave for a year and then the Spaghetti Monster just appeared before him and told him all about the creation of the Universe, trees and midgets.
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We are for real. This is not a joke. We are humble servants of our Noodly Master, and we will promote his good name for all eternity. Bobby H. had visions of The Noodly One, in which FSM asked Bobby to spread the word. We are all saved, blessed be FSM!
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- Cap’nUberbob
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it’s better than an imaginary pink unicorn
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wait who was this sen’t to?
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Where did who come up with what?
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Yes of course he is! How could one not be utterly convinced by His Noodliness, I ask you? The scriptures never lie!
We have all been touched by His Noodly Appendage
RAmen
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Such offense to our god will not be tolerate here.
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Why are you asking Bobby if he is for real but referring to them as some one else? Do you refer to your self in the third person? Should you have closed the E-mail ‘The gbf’?
As for asking “Where did he come up with that?” can I direct you to the about tab at the top of the page, might make you look less foolish.
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My guess would be next to a tree filled mountain, where a midget was once spontaneously created…though it could be a more profound location than that.
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Are you for real? Is this real? What is for real anyways? Maybe everything is fake, and you never even typed your question, and I never typed my response. Dude…
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some people just don’t get the concept of satire
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Divine inspiration, where else? Check out this testimony Soothsayer posted to BeliefNet.
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Probably the same kind of men who came up with Jahweh and Allah.
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All we ask from you is to proof the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not exist and we’ll drop our religion on the spot. That’s it.
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right on! saying a flying spaghetti monster exists is like telling stories about someone walking over water or something like that. :D
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If you took your thumb out your ass and bothered to READ the site, you would know!
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Thru revelation – where else?
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Is this guy for real? I mean, SERIOUSLY. Virgin births, talking snakes, magical fruit, zombies? Where did he come up with that?
-dp
For hate mail,your spelling and grammar are great! And-
-You didn’t quote from the bible
-You didn’t tell us we were going burn in hell or to go burn in hell
-You didn’t even mention Christianity in anyway!
-You even somewhat noted that you may have understood that this is a satire!
But it is still somewhat idiotic, you didn’t even raise a point.
8/10
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The FSM told him…duh! RAmen!
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lol.
Yes he is for real.
lol.
First?
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Revelation, as always, revelation…
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May you find his way some day. I propose that you begin by reading the open letter to Kansas School Board on the site!
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Peace and pastas.
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Benji
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Seriously man, at least have a look at the open letter page and the about section of this website. It’s all there.
Essentially FSM was something Mr Henderson pulled out of his ass. It could have easily have been Swimming Meatloaf Fairy, or Burrowing Couscous Gerbil. Who knows, in a parralel universe it may well be. Grab a dictionary, look up ’satire’.
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Hmmm huh, wow, what an attack, where did he come up with that…
Where did moses come up with the amendments?
How did Abraham mistake a crack of lightening for the voice of god?
How do Christians come up with with the concept of heaven!?
Considering what people come up with, I don’t think a Spaghetti monster is any worse then most of the theocratic BS lingering about these days….
The FSM makes me laugh at lest once a day, that in itself makes it a lot better then the rest.
Ramen!
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string theory stands up better than an old white man with a long white beard loving us yet condeming us to an eternity in hell. SERIOUSLY where did you come up with that????
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These this ain’t been ‘come up with’ so much as divinely revealed, matie!
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Oh, this is funny. I dont know what is funnier, the pagans praising the “Great and mighty pond scum”, or the Italians out there who might be praising their own dinners. Bet you didnt think about it long enough to realize that, did you?
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Duh!
Obviously the religion was created to mock organized religions that exist in the world.
It is nothing new. I assure you that the “followers” of this religion are atheists that are trying to prove a point.
And they DO have a point. Which is the same point that atheists have had for many years: The fact that we do not know nor have factual proof of the existance of a God, nor do we have factual proof that the Christian God is real.
Of course by factual, I mean scientific.
I personally choose to believe that there IS a God. Ironically, for very similar reasons than the atheists who don’t believe. The FACT that there is an unknown infinite dimension that our dual brain (a brain incapable of measuring something infinity, due to not having a logical “limit”) cannot comprenhend, indicates to me that there is an unkown “something” out there that does comprenhend all this. Which I choose to call God.
Also, the fact that scientific dicoveries have all been made within the capabilities of the human mind. However, there are things that cannot be explained with our mind capabilities because they clash with our human logic. For example, the FACT that everything must have a beginning, and an end. The studied theory of evolution starts at one point, and therefore should end at one point. But, using this logic, it is very hard to situate the “beginning” of time….. as even at that particular moment when humanity was created, there had to be something “before” that. Our logic does NOT comprenhend nor visualize a big cement brick if you tried to travel back through time…… there has to be a before…. Always! Or else, what’s there? Nothing? Does “nothing” exist?
Even if “nothing” exists, and by saying nothing we can imagine an empty place without any matter, or a lapse of time where seconds don’t count the same way that they count in this world: Well guess what… even at that particular place or moment of “nothingness”, it becomes “something”. Because it is something outside of what we know. Just the fact that we attribuite it with a name, such as “the unknown”, means it is “something”.
I choose to call it God. That’s what makes LOGICAL sense to me. Of course, just with logic, it is not possible to conclude the existance of a Christian God, or a Jewish God, or a Bhuddist God…. or the spaguetti monster for that matter…. but the important thing to understand is that neither of the mentioned can be proven or disproven…… Consider that ONE of them COULD be right. That is up to you to decide, based on history and your own faith and beliefs.
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Um, Bobby didn’t come up with anything. The FSM revealed the Ever-Shining Truth to him. RAmen.
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No, psh, it was a joke to get back at the school board.
OF COURSE IT’S REAL!
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Please Dont waste my time. Next time, at least make a point
RAmen
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We are all happy that you found a boyfriend (gbf =got boy friend) and apparently you still are having your “special time of the month” so obviously that’s good to, one less hateful reject is good for me, but I apologize, eat, drink, procreate, and be happy.
RAmen
James D
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Secret Pastafarian Video leaked to the public. Watch it now on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41k-IJxPENc&feature=related
lol
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gbf stands for gotta butt fuck! and that’s why he was to damn busy to read the letter!
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*sigh*
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I give up. If you don’t possess enough intelligence to do a little research & READ THE OPEN LETTER, then you don’t deserve an explanation.
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So go back to your little hole from whence you emerged, and relax in the assumption that your talking snake ‘theory’ answers everything you need to know.
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In the words of the Omnipotent Beach Ball: “Shuddup and let me sleep.”
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Underground Comics
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I think gbf is a description of his lovelife: gerbils, bovines, fish…
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@John
I think you went of the track there a bit, i couldn’t quite grasp what you were getting at.
What you need to do first is actually define what “god” is/means. If, as I suspect, you are attaching the title to beings sufficiently advanced/powerful to be beyond our understanding then the title is a little misplaced. That would technically make us gods to the primates.
“Also, the fact that scientific dicoveries have all been made within the capabilities of the human mind.” is something of a furphy too. All scientific discoveries have been made within the capabilities of valid experimentation. Just because we haven’t discovered it doesn’t mean it hasn’t been thought of. Take faster than light travel, we can’t do it yet but we can convieve the idea. And your whole idea of ‘nothing’ being ’something’ because it is ’something else’ is silly. ‘The unkown’ and ‘nothing’ not interchangeable terms. Look up the shrodingers cat experiment. That dealt with the unkown. The unkown is just something we haven’t observed yet. Nothing is a place without space, matter or time. Notice “without time” not “where seconds are counted differently”.
Evolution has a starting point but nowhere has it ever been said to have an end point. Where there is life there is evoulution. It starts at self replicating amino acids to single celular organisms and on from there depending on environment and environmental change. The only end point is when the environment changes enough to destroy life. Even then life will find a way and continue evolving.
Finally if you are going to apply logic to religion and say that one may be right then you have to say that they all may be right, it’s either all or nothing. All gods were created the same way: by the faith of thier worshippers. So if Jehova exists because of faith then so does Odin, Vishnu, Buddah and Nyarlothotep.
… great, now I’ve rambled as much as you did…
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i’ve always been told thou shalt not judge so if it hurts peoples feelings so bad to even look at the site then turn away, don’t come back and go back to your comfortable surroundings and read the bible if it makes you feel better. i enjoy the seeing people enjoying this site and its message cause it gives people a choice to believe in whatever they want. keep it up this is great.
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@John Feb 19th, 2008 at 2:28 am
Duh!
Obviously the religion was created to mock organized religions that exist in the world.
It is nothing new. I assure you that the “followers” of this religion are atheists that are trying to prove a point.
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Actually it wasn’t created to mock the religions of the world but like you made the point that you can not prove nor disprove FSM and therefore Intelligent Design should not be taught is science class. That is the main point. My belief is that you can pray to anything you want as long as you don’t teach it in a science class room.
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I get the feeling from what you said you could agree with us in that respect!
RAmen!
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I think it was a pretty tame letter…the quality of hate-mail is slipping. I choose to view it more as a Zen koan – how does anyone come up with anything? Who is anyone and what is anything?
I meditate on the infinite paradox until my beer glass is empty.
cheers
PC
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You know that is a good questionhow do we kow “this guy” is for real???? How do we know that he not perhaps a bio-construct of His noodley appendage come hither to spread the word of the FSM? perhaps he is right and “this guy” is nothing but a fictional hallutination put here to promote Piratry and noodle consumtion. OH gbf you have shown me the reaching wisdom and amazing forethought of the FSM THANK YOU
RAmen
BZwM
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*shakes head*
This and most of the other hate mail I see here are powerful arguments that public education is less that successful. No curiosity, no ability to do even the simplest research, no sign of any willingness to question whatever dogmatic gruel is piled on the plate. I despair for the future of humanity.
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whoops, typo. should say “less than successful”. One stale beer for me as penance.
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Isn’t it amazing how if it’s bullshit you learned in your chilehood, taught to you by your parents, teachers and clergy, somehow it’s legitimate, indeed, sacred bullshit. Everything from parthenogenisis to assumption into heaven (btw Jesus would have one fucking long way to travel to go to the eternal unchanging realm of heaven-now that we know the universe is at least 25 billion light years in diameter) to Jonah in the digestive tract of the whale to feeding 5000 people from the first century equivalent of a single McDonald’s happy meal–all of it is legitimate beyond question with some people while something along the exact same lines-and FSM is structured EXACTLY like every other religion– triggers the rational empiricist even in the Fundies who view this site. Good Show.
Now if we can just get these people to turn that critical faculty on their own preposterous belief structures….
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