Is this guy for real? I mean, SERIOUSLY. Flying spaghetti monster? Where did he come up with that?
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Just as beleivable as a bearded guy who walks in to egypt because a burning bush told him to free his people, splits an ocean in two, the procedes to walk through the desert for 40 years eating magic bread, before hitting a rock with a stick causing water to spray out and then getting hit by lighting… Yeah.
Yes, He is. However, we have no means of actually determining his existence, as His acts are easily explainable as other things and He cannot be detected by our feeble mortal abilities. Of course, we know He exists, because we have a book that says so. And we know it’s right. It says so.
This dude obviously doesn’t understand the divine significance of the FSM. Praise him, in all his noodly goodness.
RAmen
I an sumi: LOL
no thats moire likely than a god made of food…
seriously, you think god was created by the italian or chinese or whoever made pasta?
thats gotta be the dummest thing i have ever heard…
the bible is just old and nobody should take everything seriously…
but it has historical facts with a god thats not made out of spaghetti…
seriously this is.. its just wrong…
believing in this only makes som guys with a great imagination (not really.. any 6 year old kid could have thought of that…)really rich selling T-shirts and cookbooks or whatever…
its just wrong…
this is just to bad…
i got a big laugh hearing about this though so thanks to whoever made this religion or cult or whatever!
its really funny!
i agree w/ i am sumi. Does our idea seem any more fucked up then your idea of a god? cuz i think its less. at least spaghetti is real.
peace love and pirates
RAmen
Someone thought it up a few thousand years ago and wrote it in a book so its got to be true. Why else would Parmesan cheese exist?
My child, it matters not to me whether you believe in me. But, as many others have said, I am just as credible as all of your Bible stories.
RAmen and may the sauce be with you!
–FSM
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It is just as believable as a cosmic Jewish zombie, who is his own father, that will allow you to live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present because a rib-women was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
I’m pretty sure it’s from South Park…
“i got a big laugh hearing about this though so thanks to whoever made this religion or cult or whatever!
its really funny!”
congratulations, you’ve grasped the point of this, at last, jackass.
Is this guy for real? I mean, SERIOUSLY. Jesus, Son of a virgin sent to repent by being nailed onto a peice of wood? Where did he come up with that?
Whatever religion you believe in, its just as believable
So true, Vera and I am jumi.
i choose to trust this guy over those in charge of christianity in this era. plus FSM has a much better personality than god. gods would be an accountant if he lived in society. he is too dry for me.
Of course he is real he is a flying spahgetti monster. He has to be real
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (also known as the Spaghedeity) is the deity of a parody religion[1] called The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and its system of beliefs, “Pastafarianism”.[2] The religion was founded in 2005 by Bobby Henderson to protest the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution. Because intelligent design implies the existence of an intelligent, but not necessarily omnipotent or omniscient designer, some, like Henderson, argued that this designer could, in fact, be anything imaginable.
Yes, Bobby Henderson is for real. Seriously. He did not come up with the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Mr. Henderson is a prophet. In other words, FSM apeared before him and revealed the True nature of things.
Linedrawing Simon says; Religon = Stupidity, Religon is created by weak people to help weak people survive .