Comments on: Take a look in exodus http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/ Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:52:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: TheFewTheProudTheMarinara http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-878745 TheFewTheProudTheMarinara Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:00:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-878745 Hey, 16-year-old! Does it bother you that archeologists and historians are now convinced that the EXODUS NEVER HAPPENED? That large number of Jews were never in Egypt, they never wandered in the desert for a long time, and only one of the many battles they supposed won to take over their promised land has ANY physical evidence? You're basing your tirade on fables. Then again, you're a Christian. Go figure. Hey, 16-year-old! Does it bother you that archeologists and historians are now convinced that the EXODUS NEVER HAPPENED? That large number of Jews were never in Egypt, they never wandered in the desert for a long time, and only one of the many battles they supposed won to take over their promised land has ANY physical evidence? You’re basing your tirade on fables. Then again, you’re a Christian. Go figure.

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]]> By: spaghetti lover http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-686628 spaghetti lover Fri, 28 Nov 2008 00:52:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-686628 Ugh, shut up. Nobody here cares about your bible verses. Ugh, shut up. Nobody here cares about your bible verses.

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]]> By: Mr White http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-625204 Mr White Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:22:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-625204 Raman 1:16-18 16And He laid His Noodly Appendage on the land and 17Lo there sprung midgets, and strippers, and all the animals and toppings 18And He saw that it was good, especially with a few beers see it's all there in my book too... Raman 1:16-18

16And He laid His Noodly Appendage on the land and 17Lo there sprung midgets, and strippers, and all the animals and toppings 18And He saw that it was good, especially with a few beers

see it’s all there in my book too…

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]]> By: Sarah the Wench http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-606645 Sarah the Wench Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:18:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-606645 Why do you people quote the bible to us? We're not gonna just say, "OMG you're right. I'm converting to Christianity!" No. Doesn't work. Why do you people quote the bible to us? We’re not gonna just say, “OMG you’re right. I’m converting to Christianity!” No. Doesn’t work.

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]]> By: seymore http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-554745 seymore Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:35:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-554745 Sorry to dissapoint you all but the guy seems unlikely to type that well. It looks like a cut and paster job to me. No point giving the dude credit where it isn't due Sorry to dissapoint you all but the guy seems unlikely to type that well. It looks like a cut and paster job to me. No point giving the dude credit where it isn’t due

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]]> By: TheFewTheProudTheMarinara http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-553052 TheFewTheProudTheMarinara Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:16:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-553052 My fellow Pastafarians, take heed! This 16 year old "fc" (I suspect the c is for Christian, and I'll leave it up to your imaginations what the f is for) has show us the light! He astutely typed passages from his Heavily Edited Book of Outdated, Ambiguous and Contradictory Fourth Hand Stories. Repent before it's too late! Or not. Pass the garlic bread. R'Amen. My fellow Pastafarians, take heed! This 16 year old “fc” (I suspect the c is for Christian, and I’ll leave it up to your imaginations what the f is for) has show us the light! He astutely typed passages from his Heavily Edited Book of Outdated, Ambiguous and Contradictory Fourth Hand Stories. Repent before it’s too late! Or not. Pass the garlic bread. R’Amen.

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]]> By: TheFewTheProudTheMarinara http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-552982 TheFewTheProudTheMarinara Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:17:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-552982 Read this posting, line 1 where it clearly states anyone who takes the bible literally is a fool! On line 2, I - oops! IT clearly states the FSM is heavenly delicious, and thou shalt have no pasta before him - OR before washing your hands. Hey, 16yofc: Loved that quote of "For I can testify about them that they are zealous for God, but their zeal is not based on knowledge. " How true!! Read this posting, line 1 where it clearly states anyone who takes the bible literally is a fool! On line 2, I – oops! IT clearly states the FSM is heavenly delicious, and thou shalt have no pasta before him – OR before washing your hands.

Hey, 16yofc: Loved that quote of “For I can testify about them that they are zealous for God, but their zeal is not based on knowledge. ” How true!!

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]]> By: Darwin'sMonkey http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-552623 Darwin'sMonkey Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:12:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-552623 I really believe that this is the epitome of the inbred human that it takes to brain wash in order to gain a following for something so far fetched that it can be spoon fed to the masses. Thank the FSM for natural selection (and Darwin). " Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a year; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish." I really believe that this is the epitome of the inbred human that it takes to brain wash in order to gain a following for something so far fetched that it can be spoon fed to the masses. Thank the FSM for natural selection (and Darwin). ” Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a year; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.”

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]]> By: Mullet http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-551869 Mullet Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:24:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-551869 Actually, if we're still going of early old testament, we'd be forced to ostricize all Rastafarians for their extensive handling of meatballs with parmasian cheese (as it might be made from the milk of the mother of that animal, IF all the meat of that animal is even clean to begin with.) Still on the Exodus theme, I don't think any of us are actually to be held accountable for our actions if they are indeed heathen... after all, anyone who is familiar with this book of the Bible is aware that "God" has the power to "harden [our] hearts," essentially swaying our actions toward evil. Also, your message didn't necessarily seem directed at converting anyone so much as satisfying some Christian urge of yours to be right, yet I noticed that you used "God's" name several times... would that constitue using his name in vain(Ex 20:7.) And you published this note on a Saturday-- aka the Sabbath. It's pretty lengthy, and you've obviously done your research, making this work of sorts... looks like we have to stone you. Tough break, eh? Actually, if we’re still going of early old testament, we’d be forced to ostricize all Rastafarians for their extensive handling of meatballs with parmasian cheese (as it might be made from the milk of the mother of that animal, IF all the meat of that animal is even clean to begin with.)

Still on the Exodus theme, I don’t think any of us are actually to be held accountable for our actions if they are indeed heathen… after all, anyone who is familiar with this book of the Bible is aware that “God” has the power to “harden [our] hearts,” essentially swaying our actions toward evil.

Also, your message didn’t necessarily seem directed at converting anyone so much as satisfying some Christian urge of yours to be right, yet I noticed that you used “God’s” name several times… would that constitue using his name in vain(Ex 20:7.)

And you published this note on a Saturday– aka the Sabbath. It’s pretty lengthy, and you’ve obviously done your research, making this work of sorts… looks like we have to stone you. Tough break, eh?

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]]> By: Ugert Von Draken, Pirate and candy spreader to children http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-551611 Ugert Von Draken, Pirate and candy spreader to children Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:15:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-551611 I agree with Plague Chicken. It’s very true, most only see black and white when it comes to religion, gender, sexual preference, system of government, etc. You see in color for a reason. Well, 2 reasons. 1. He willed it with his mighty noodly appendage, because I’m sure He thought seeing only black and white would be boring. and 2. You ready? This is important. THERE ARE DIFFERENT POINTS OF VIEW. When you see red, what do you feel? Anger? Happiness? Warmth? Those are 3 ways to feel about 1 color. Everything in this world has multiple ways to appear to people. There is no black and white for anything. And claiming that anyone who doesn’t follow your magic old book of holiness is doomed to torment eternal is pretty arrogant, especially when you use said magic old book of holiness to justify it, as well as your poor regional grammar. Please, for your sake 16yofc, don’t claim you know what’s good for anyone other than yourself, or at best your children, because you don’t know. And fettuccine help us if you do have kids. Only He knows what you’ll corrupt them with, you bigoted self righteous douchebag. Much pirate love to all, Ugert Von Draken I agree with Plague Chicken. It’s very true, most only see black and white when it comes to religion, gender, sexual preference, system of government, etc. You see in color for a reason. Well, 2 reasons.
1. He willed it with his mighty noodly appendage, because I’m sure He thought seeing only black and white would be boring.
and
2. You ready? This is important. THERE ARE DIFFERENT POINTS OF VIEW.
When you see red, what do you feel? Anger? Happiness? Warmth? Those are 3 ways to feel about 1 color. Everything in this world has multiple ways to appear to people. There is no black and white for anything. And claiming that anyone who doesn’t follow your magic old book of holiness is doomed to torment eternal is pretty arrogant, especially when you use said magic old book of holiness to justify it, as well as your poor regional grammar.
Please, for your sake 16yofc, don’t claim you know what’s good for anyone other than yourself, or at best your children, because you don’t know. And fettuccine help us if you do have kids. Only He knows what you’ll corrupt them with, you bigoted self righteous douchebag.

Much pirate love to all,
Ugert Von Draken

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]]> By: Ugert Von Draken, Pirate and candy spreader to children http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-551609 Ugert Von Draken, Pirate and candy spreader to children Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:14:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-551609 I agree with Plague Chicken. It's very true, most only see black and white when it comes to religion, gender, sexual preference, system of government, etc. You see in color for a reason. Well, 2 reasons. 1. He willed it with his mighty noodly appendage, because I'm sure He thought seeing only black and white would be boring. and 2. You ready? This is important. THERE ARE DIFFERENT POINTS OF VIEW. When you see red, what do you feel? Anger? Happiness? Warmth? Those are 3 ways to feel about 1 color. Everything in this world has multiple ways to appear to people. There is no black and white for anything. And claiming that anyone who doesn't follow your magic old book of holiness is doomed to torment eternal is pretty arrogant, especially when you use said magic old book of holiness to justify it, as well as your poor regional grammar. Please, for your sake 16yofc, don't claim you know what's good for anyone other than yourself, or at best your children, because you don't know. And fettuccine help us if you do have kids. Only He knows what you'll corrupt them with, you bigoted self righteous douchebag. I agree with Plague Chicken. It’s very true, most only see black and white when it comes to religion, gender, sexual preference, system of government, etc. You see in color for a reason. Well, 2 reasons.

1. He willed it with his mighty noodly appendage, because I’m sure He thought seeing only black and white would be boring.

and

2. You ready? This is important. THERE ARE DIFFERENT POINTS OF VIEW.

When you see red, what do you feel? Anger? Happiness? Warmth? Those are 3 ways to feel about 1 color. Everything in this world has multiple ways to appear to people. There is no black and white for anything. And claiming that anyone who doesn’t follow your magic old book of holiness is doomed to torment eternal is pretty arrogant, especially when you use said magic old book of holiness to justify it, as well as your poor regional grammar.

Please, for your sake 16yofc, don’t claim you know what’s good for anyone other than yourself, or at best your children, because you don’t know. And fettuccine help us if you do have kids. Only He knows what you’ll corrupt them with, you bigoted self righteous douchebag.

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]]> By: Plague Chicken http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-551093 Plague Chicken Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:04:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-551093 Actually Eric......As far as pink goes - if enough people were raised such that the wavelength of light which we now associate with the color 'blue' were instead labeled 'pink' in an equally arbitrary fashion, then calling the sky pink _would_ make it pink. Here we see the dangers in equating the label with the reality. Government and Churches are very good at symbol manipulation. 'They' aren't like 'us'. 'They' are 'gay', or 'communists' or 'sinners' or what have you. Thats how you can train someone to step over another human's bleeding corpse and not think twice. Self-hypnotize deeply enough and you will only see 'the enemy'. cheers COM Actually Eric……As far as pink goes – if enough people were raised such that the wavelength of light which we now associate with the color ‘blue’ were instead labeled ‘pink’ in an equally arbitrary fashion, then calling the sky pink _would_ make it pink.
Here we see the dangers in equating the label with the reality. Government and Churches are very good at symbol manipulation.
‘They’ aren’t like ‘us’. ‘They’ are ‘gay’, or ‘communists’ or ’sinners’ or what have you. Thats how you can train someone to step over another human’s bleeding corpse and not think twice. Self-hypnotize deeply enough and you will only see ‘the enemy’.

cheers

COM

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]]> By: Eric http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-550781 Eric Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:40:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-550781 So the argument here is to quote a bunch of stuff from a book that none of us lends credence to, and the orders of a god that none of us believes in. Well, that sounds like the most soundest argument evar! Sold! See, guy, much like you wouldn't lend an ear to US preaching to YOU about the Gospel of the FSM, we really have no use for your stories and lore. See how that works? Because you assert yours is true and right, doesn't make it so. If a billion people say the sky is pink, doesn't make the sky pink. So the argument here is to quote a bunch of stuff from a book that none of us lends credence to, and the orders of a god that none of us believes in.

Well, that sounds like the most soundest argument evar! Sold!

See, guy, much like you wouldn’t lend an ear to US preaching to YOU about the Gospel of the FSM, we really have no use for your stories and lore. See how that works?

Because you assert yours is true and right, doesn’t make it so. If a billion people say the sky is pink, doesn’t make the sky pink.

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]]> By: Kosher Meatballs http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-525444 Kosher Meatballs Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:50:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-525444 Apparently this spaggati monster is a bad dude. Good thing the FSM is protecting us. Apparently this spaggati monster is a bad dude. Good thing the FSM is protecting us.

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]]> By: steve sp http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-511069 steve sp Sat, 28 Jun 2008 06:47:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-511069 i think you may be onto something. if what you've posted checks out.....why, we may not actually believe in the bible...... what a mindfuck. i think you may be onto something. if what you’ve posted checks out…..why, we may not actually believe in the bible……

what a mindfuck.

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]]> By: rogthedodge http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-510301 rogthedodge Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:11:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-510301 'Oh no' Sad a 16 yo has his head filled with all these teachings of a false profit. May he find himself touched by His noodly appendage Ramen ‘Oh no’

Sad a 16 yo has his head filled with all these teachings of a false profit.

May he find himself touched by His noodly appendage

Ramen

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]]> By: V http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-466872 V Wed, 28 May 2008 19:23:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-466872 Does he really think quoting something we don't believe in will change our minds? And y'alls? Why must there be so many rednecks. Does he really think quoting something we don’t believe in will change our minds? And y’alls? Why must there be so many rednecks.

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]]> By: Kyle http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-430475 Kyle Mon, 05 May 2008 21:09:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-430475 Ok, I'm not following jahova, I'm still here, what's he waiting for? Ok, I’m not following jahova, I’m still here, what’s he waiting for?

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]]> By: Really? http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-429878 Really? Mon, 05 May 2008 17:18:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-429878 Just because a ~1800 year old book says something, it doesn't mean that it's true. Just because a ~1800 year old book says something, it doesn’t mean that it’s true.

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]]> By: Cleetus Van Damme http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus/#comment-402500 Cleetus Van Damme Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:02:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-402500 You could have saved yourself much time and lack of pasta if you just typed your last sentence thusly: . "Oh no I am right oh no that this pasts frainism is a bunch of hungry fatbodys" . That makes about as much sense as anything else you said. Meatballs to you too! You could have saved yourself much time and lack of pasta if you just typed your last sentence thusly:
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“Oh no I am right oh no that this pasts frainism is a bunch of hungry fatbodys”
.
That makes about as much sense as anything else you said. Meatballs to you too!

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