Take a look in exodus chapter 20 verse 3 -5 clearly states no to worshop any other God besides Jehova it also states in the same book chapter 23 verse 24. it tells us to demolish pagan gods so that mean we have to crush y’alls “SPAGATTI MONSTER” (that is so lame and retarded) and if you guys even want to enjoy peace in your life and know that you are going to heaven look up romans chapter 3 verse 23 it say for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god that means EVERY BODY SINS BUT GOD AND JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIOR
take another look
Romans 5:6-21
6 You see, at just the right time, when we were still powerless, Christ died for the ungodly. 7 Very rarely will anyone die for a righteous man, though for a good man someone might possibly dare to die. 8 But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. 9 Since we have now been justified by his blood, how much more shall we be saved from God’s wrath through him! 10 For if, when we were God’s enemies, we were reconciled to him through the death of his Son, how much more, having been reconciled, shall we be saved through his life! 11 Not only is this so, but we also rejoice in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have now received reconciliation. 12 Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all men, because all sinned– 13 for before the law was given, sin was in the world. But sin is not taken into account when there is no law. 14 Nevertheless, death reigned from the time of Adam to the time of Moses, even over those who did not sin by breaking a command, as did Adam, who was a pattern of the one to come. 15 But the gift is not like the trespass. For if the many died by the trespass of the one man, how much more did God’s grace and the gift that came by the grace of the one man, Jesus Christ, overflow to the many! 16 Again, the gift of God is not like the result of the one man’s sin: The judgment followed one sin and brought condemnation, but the gift followed many trespasses and brought justification. 17 For if, by the trespass of the one man, death reigned through that one man, how much more will those who receive God’s abundant provision of grace and of the gift of righteousness reign in life through the one man, Jesus Christ. 18 Consequently, just as the result of one trespass was condemnation for all men, so also the result of one act of righteousness was justification that brings life for all men. 19 For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners, so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous. 20 The law was added so that the trespass might increase. But where sin increased, grace increased all the more, 21 so that, just as sin reigned in death, so also grace might reign through righteousness to bring eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lordor how about this one
Romans 10:1-11
1 Brothers, my heart’s desire and prayer to God for the Israelites is that they may be saved. 2 For I can testify about them that they are zealous for God, but their zeal is not based on knowledge. 3 Since they did not know the righteousness that comes from God and sought to establish their own, they did not submit to God’s righteousness. 4 Christ is the end of the law so that there may be righteousness for everyone who believes. 5 Moses describes in this way the righteousness that is by the law: “The man who does these things will live by them.” 6 But the righteousness that is by faith says: “Do not say in your heart, ‘Who will ascend into heaven?’” (that is, to bring Christ down) 7 “or ‘Who will descend into the deep?’” (that is, to bring Christ up from the dead). 8 But what does it say? “The word is near you; it is in your mouth and in your heart,” that is, the word of faith we are proclaiming: 9 That if you confess with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved. 11 As the Scripture says, “Anyone who trusts in him will never be put to shame.”there is more
Corinthians 3:11-15
11 For no one can lay any foundation other than the one already laid, which is Jesus Christ. 12 If any man builds on this foundation using gold, silver, costly stones, wood, hay or straw, 13 his work will be shown for what it is, because the Day will bring it to light. It will be revealed with fire, and the fire will test the quality of each man’s work. 14 If what he has built survives, he will receive his reward. 15 If it is burned up, he will suffer loss; he himself will be saved, but only as one escaping through the flames.Oh no I am right oh no that this pasts frainism is a bunch of hungry fatbodys.
-16yofc
Take a look in exodus
Published by Bobby Henderson February 16th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 267 Comments
267 Responses to “Take a look in exodus”
oh,oh,oh! Judge not lest ye be judged! Oh,oh,oh love thy neighbor as thy self! Why don’t Christians ever follow those two? Can ya’ll tell me whats a pasts frainism is? I reckon I cain’t figure it out.
fatbody…..?
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Have you ever noticed how rabid Christians can’t spell? Do you think it’s the emotion of the moment perhaps that robs of this ability?
Just curious!
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hmm a fundie trying to disprove me by pointing out verses of a bible that I believe to be fiction
logical
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Wow! 16yofc sure took a lot of time writing that e-mail. Its people like him/her that make Pastafarianism so appealing. Talk about ignorant!
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Dear “16yofc,”
Hey, what vesion are you using? Depending on the version you use, this could all just be a “load of tripe.” Most versions of any religous book, for that matter, have been edited by kings and such so that people must follow their ruling…I mean, look at King James! Of course, wedon’t have to worry about that kind of stuff in our church, now do we?
Besides, shouldn’t you be going after some other religion, with your silly holy war you are declaring?
Yours truly, bbbrrr_the_shivering_pirate, a.k.a. Nerdicus
P.S. Why did I say load of tripe?
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Thanks, dude… without you I wouldn’t have gotten my proper dose of raving lunatic today! PS: You’re special ;-D
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Ok, all i got from this, was that some people think quoting the bible is going to convert us, NEWSFLASH – telling us something we already don’t believe, isn’t going to convince us that you’re right, just that your an idiot. The entire purpose of this post, was to attack us, because your deity is not tolerent, unlike the gracious FSM, may you be touched by his noodly appendages. RAmen.
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Dear “16yofc,”
Hey, what version are you using? You do know that most versions have been edited and changed, and basically have become unreliable as any kind of book or doctrine or proof…I mean, Kings and noblemen used to change all kinds of religous books regularly-I mean, look at King James!
And besides, don’t you have some other religion to persecute, or declare a “Holy War” upon?
Yours truly, bbbrrrr_the_Shivering_Pirate, a.k.a Nerdicus
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Wow, that was pretty wasted work, looking up all those verses
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All this assumes that we actually believe what your bible says. And we don’t.
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Quoting from the Bible doesn’t make it any more real then quoting from the Gospel. Since Jews don’t believe in the New testament and do not believe Jesus was the messiah they would disagree with you.
1.”every body” is everybody , typical of a Christian whack job to make that mistake.
2. It is Spaghetti not “SPAGATTI” you moron! Which means anything else you wrote is a bunch of crap and has no merit.
3. Christianity was a Pagan religion when it first began. Ask the Jews and the Romans.
4. Calling us lame and retarded is not Christ like and you are violating your own religious principles.
For all you cutting and pasting you have no argument and only show that you are an uneducated fool that based on your grammar lives in the bible belt and probably lives in a trailer park.
Oh yeah, ever hear of satire? Guess not otherwise you would not have wasted time putting in quotes from the bible.
Get a life and go back to school.
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For us to be “terrified” or at least religiously give a care, we would have to be religious or believe in your bible to begin with.
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Bible Verses! I’m convinced now, 16yoilliterate.
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Boring! How about you explain how everyone (me included) has the belief that they are right. Unless we are in parallel universes, (not a high chance of being likely). Thing is, how do you know you are “right”? Technically I can fly, I believe it, I have total faith in it. Is it true? Technically yes, in several cases:
1. When I am aboard an aircraft that is flying.
2. When I imagine that I am flying (following your logic, I believe therefore it must be true).
3. When I read Peter Pan, because it’s a book, and therefore must be true.
Also, as a point of civility, if you insist on bashing someone’s beliefs, please learn proper grammar.
Thank you!
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Wow. Don’t you just love original thought?
Dude… chill out.
Here, have some baked ziti with seitan.
RAmen
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I dunno. You god uses a lot of numbers in his sacred passages. What was that, like one per sentence? Seems kinda sciency to me….
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Here’s the thing, man. We’d have to believe in your “bible” first.
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Blah, blah, blah… why don’t you have somehting as our I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts. Why do you always have to attack other people because they don’t share your beliefs. WHY? Your bible quotes my have as well the same effect as if you were quoting a Spiderman comic book. Don’t assume your truth is universal. Live in peace with others, that’s what our beloved FSM would want us to.
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But, by y’all’s logic, the FSM must be true, cos it says so right here in this book of mine. Y’all needs ta get on down to y’all’s bookshop & get a copy. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster holds the truth, and if y’all disregards it, then y’all will suffer an eternity of stale, warm beer; mouldy pasta; & middle-aged, worn-out strippers dressed in old lingerie from the bargain bin at the city mission thrift shop.
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And, like I said, it’s gotta be true cos it says so right here in this book of mine.
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Saint John the Blasphemist
Saint of 2nd Hand Shops
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Well what if you’re wrong and we’re wrong. Our book is written by His Noodlyness, and is indisputable law.
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So, to sum up your entire letter. “The bible is right because it says so in the bible”.
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Wow! I mean, just … WOW!
This is the kind of non-thinking that must be fought. For a 16yo fanatical Christian (fc?) to submit such a verbose email on His Noddliness is simply further evidence that His Message is not being spread far enough and without sufficient force.
His way is not The way. His way is not the Best way. His way is A way (and a darned good way, too), and that is what needs to be brought before the masses. If I win my council election this April, I promise to perform the first City Council Invocation as a blessing from Him.
Together in Pasta,
RAmen.
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It’s in a book so it must be true, eh?
So I guess that means that the FSM is real and that YOU are wrong. I’ll be enjoying my stripper factory and beer volcano, yarrr.
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Have you even read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Its just as credible and a much shorter and happier read. But I do have a favorite passage from the bible to return back at you from the lord of love:
psalm 137:9
How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones against the rock
Sexy huh? Nothing quite as compassionate as baby killing…
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Is “Wow” a suitable response to this… this?
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errrrr IDiot
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Wow! Your powers of copying and pasting are amazing! I am truly converted to Christianity!
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This only shows just how insecure your god is, and how he can’t accept that not everyone worships him. It also shows how insecure YOU are by saying we need to be “crushed.” Why don’t you go and crush all the other religions while your at it? You know, KILL MILLIONS IN THE NAME OF YOUR GOD? Sound familiar eh?
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Give me proof of god, and give me proof that he will actually send us to a place of eternal fire because he’s so insecure, and give me proof that he wrote those phrases and not some guy on ecstasy.
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Lastly, “a bunch of hungry fatbodys”?? What’s that for? Ah yes, a Christian says we need to do this or we’ll burn in hell, quotes from his almighty ecstasy book, and then insults us.
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Good job.
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…why do Christians hate English syntax so much?
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let me answer those quotes with qoutes of my own
south park episode 1,2,3,4,5 etc.
kyle & stan:
you bastards
its clear your a bastard, because I qouted something, right?
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I couldn’t get past the first couple lines without thinking of pasta. The Noodly logic used here is surely evidence of our great pasta savior.
RAmen.
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Eeeeuw…we’re being bible versed again!
Shoo…..go on shoo
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16yofc,
We can point to passages in our Holy Book that say the FSM is the creator of the world. What makes your Bible more correct than ours? I can only hope one day you will come to worship his noodliness. Until then, I pray you are touched by his noodly appendage. RAmen.
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We don’t believe what the bible says.
Okay your turn now.
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I’m overthrown by skriptures, I surrender :) No, I’m joking :)
Why does every whacko think, that if he knew his fantasy book by hard, its convicning?
I know many people who know LOTR by hard, does that make it true?
Well, if a book says, its the only true word of god, why not, right? :D lol
Also, here in the heart of europe, posibly one of the most atheistic countries, there is no need for pastafarianism, which makes me sad and happy at the same time :)
Ramen from Brno :)
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Okay… I have to admit, I gave up on reading this at “y’alls” but whoever wrote this must be high on something… honestly. Quoting pieces from the Bible to non-Christians… when will they learn?
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“But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you” – Jesus of Nazareth, as recorded in Matthew 5:44
I cant find anywhere in your bible that says to force your beliefs on others.
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why do you follow a book that contradicts itself?
first you say that Jesus died to forgive our sins……later says that god will send the sinners to hell.
Then , why god let Jesus die in the cross?
It is easy…the bible is bullshit.
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God you’re an idiot…
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*woooooooosh*
Oh I see. Now that the might of random scriptures has blinded me, I wil worship God.
RAmen
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Why should I heed the words of a god I DON’T WORSHIP! Jeez Louise! And yes, I do actually say Jeez Louise in real life. As well as Fudgeums.
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So that person’s proof that his religion is the right religion is because his religion says so. That’s really twisted logic.
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I won’t be the first to point this little gem out, probably, but if we don’t even believe in the Bible, why should we care what it says?
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Your gospel is false, ours is the one true gospel; you just wasted your time.
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Eh. Seems like a manufactured spoof. Sorry, I don’t buy this one as genuine.
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-OEJ
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“Take a look in exodus chapter 20 verse 3 -5 clearly states no to worshop any other God ”
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Pure advertising in a world of competition – what would you expect it to say? The book of Pepsi tells us “Thou shalt have no other Cola but me”, but I still drink Coke from time to time.
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16 is no where near old enough to make an informed decision on such an important question – give it a couple of years before picking this particular brand of unreason.
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And somehow a book written thousands of years ago at a time when people still believed the world was flat is proof that will change my mind? Wow! Your arrogance knows no bounds.
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Well, I guess that settles the issue.
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“it tells us to demolish pagan gods so that mean we have to crush y’alls ‘SPAGATTI MONSTER’ (that is so lame and retarded)”. You call pastafarianisms and their god retarded, but then you can’t even spell spaghetti right?
http://www.freewebs.com/awsumnessanity
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Well at least you bothered to actually find the proper passages as opposed to saying ‘my mom said they’re in there’. Good job with that. But, explain please how you know that the Bible is true over our Gospel? You’ll probably tell me that our Gospel was written by man, but newsflash, Bible was written by people too. And translated a zillion times, which means it’s probably deviated from the original a significant margin. People inspired by God wrote it? Methinks Bobby was inspired by the FSM too.
They have nothing over each other, and that’s the point. May he honor you with his noodly appendage. rAmen.
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Thanks for the info.
Bible quoters scare me though, so sorry, I can not date you at the moment. Bye.
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