Take a look in exodus chapter 20 verse 3 -5 clearly states no to worshop any other God besides Jehova it also states in the same book chapter 23 verse 24. it tells us to demolish pagan gods so that mean we have to crush y’alls “SPAGATTI MONSTER” (that is so lame and retarded) and if you guys even want to enjoy peace in your life and know that you are going to heaven look up romans chapter 3 verse 23 it say for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god that means EVERY BODY SINS BUT GOD AND JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIOR
take another look
Romans 5:6-21
6 You see, at just the right time, when we were still powerless, Christ died for the ungodly. 7 Very rarely will anyone die for a righteous man, though for a good man someone might possibly dare to die. 8 But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. 9 Since we have now been justified by his blood, how much more shall we be saved from God’s wrath through him! 10 For if, when we were God’s enemies, we were reconciled to him through the death of his Son, how much more, having been reconciled, shall we be saved through his life! 11 Not only is this so, but we also rejoice in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have now received reconciliation. 12 Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all men, because all sinned– 13 for before the law was given, sin was in the world. But sin is not taken into account when there is no law. 14 Nevertheless, death reigned from the time of Adam to the time of Moses, even over those who did not sin by breaking a command, as did Adam, who was a pattern of the one to come. 15 But the gift is not like the trespass. For if the many died by the trespass of the one man, how much more did God’s grace and the gift that came by the grace of the one man, Jesus Christ, overflow to the many! 16 Again, the gift of God is not like the result of the one man’s sin: The judgment followed one sin and brought condemnation, but the gift followed many trespasses and brought justification. 17 For if, by the trespass of the one man, death reigned through that one man, how much more will those who receive God’s abundant provision of grace and of the gift of righteousness reign in life through the one man, Jesus Christ. 18 Consequently, just as the result of one trespass was condemnation for all men, so also the result of one act of righteousness was justification that brings life for all men. 19 For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners, so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous. 20 The law was added so that the trespass might increase. But where sin increased, grace increased all the more, 21 so that, just as sin reigned in death, so also grace might reign through righteousness to bring eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lordor how about this one
Romans 10:1-11
1 Brothers, my heart’s desire and prayer to God for the Israelites is that they may be saved. 2 For I can testify about them that they are zealous for God, but their zeal is not based on knowledge. 3 Since they did not know the righteousness that comes from God and sought to establish their own, they did not submit to God’s righteousness. 4 Christ is the end of the law so that there may be righteousness for everyone who believes. 5 Moses describes in this way the righteousness that is by the law: “The man who does these things will live by them.” 6 But the righteousness that is by faith says: “Do not say in your heart, ‘Who will ascend into heaven?’” (that is, to bring Christ down) 7 “or ‘Who will descend into the deep?’” (that is, to bring Christ up from the dead). 8 But what does it say? “The word is near you; it is in your mouth and in your heart,” that is, the word of faith we are proclaiming: 9 That if you confess with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved. 11 As the Scripture says, “Anyone who trusts in him will never be put to shame.”there is more
Corinthians 3:11-15
11 For no one can lay any foundation other than the one already laid, which is Jesus Christ. 12 If any man builds on this foundation using gold, silver, costly stones, wood, hay or straw, 13 his work will be shown for what it is, because the Day will bring it to light. It will be revealed with fire, and the fire will test the quality of each man’s work. 14 If what he has built survives, he will receive his reward. 15 If it is burned up, he will suffer loss; he himself will be saved, but only as one escaping through the flames.Oh no I am right oh no that this pasts frainism is a bunch of hungry fatbodys.
-16yofc
Take a look in exodus
Published by Bobby Henderson February 16th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 267 Comments
267 Responses to “Take a look in exodus”
Wow….You just wasted so much of your life typing that up. If I only I had that much time on my hands…
Anyway. You realize that quoting lines from the BIBLE at people who know the Bible to be completely (if not just somewhat) fictitious is absolutely pointless…Just a waste of your own precious, mislead life.
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These guys don’t realise that someone who worships another god isn’t bound by the OT. they are such idiots.
I also think I got the premier reply.
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it was the other day when my friend told me a joke: A priest goes up North to a tribe of Eskimos and says “If you do not believe that Christ is your lord you will burn in Hell for eternity.” The Eskimo says “If i had never heard of Christ would i still burn in Hell?” The Priest said, “No… God is not cruel!” The Eskimo then said “Well then why did you tell me?!”
Christian try and “help” people who do not want to be help, and practically force their religion on people, while Pastafarians just let people decide for themselves. 16yofc is trying to use the Bible as PROOF we are going to Hell, but if we do not believe it is true, then how does it effect us? IT DOESN’T!
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See the problem starts when…. well when you started speaking. You should just stop. Your bible is written by fat little boy penetrating priest. Actually that piece of shit book really just never makes much sense at all. Your quoting a crazy mans attempt to satisfy his curiousity. Your pretty crazy yourself sir, i wish his noodlyness would reach down and touch you, i feel ever so sorry that you’ll never get your stripper factory and beer volcanoe.
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Quoting the bible as evidence that we shouldn’t worship OUR god, a book written 1500 years ago by a bunch of roman douche bags who worshipped a different god (named Mithra), who were trying to steal a religion in order to save Rome from tearing itself apart, as if that is “evidence” of something, to a bunch of people who don’t believe in what those roman douche bags had to say… interesting.
Please read page 78 of THE Gospel
1. I’d really rather you didn’t act like a sanctimonious, holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness (you broke the first of the 8 i’d really rather you didn’ts).
listen… the bible is a very funny fairy tale, but I really wouldn’t quote the brothers grim as though you need to pay attention to every word as fact.
I honestly don’t care what the Jews wrote in exodus when THEY wrote the old testament, and I really don’t care what the Romans had to say when they wrote down their opinions of what the great Buddhist Jesus Christ had to say. All I will say, is that quoting something a evidence which has zero basis in reality or fact, and has been proven wrong on SOOOOO many fronts (earth is flat, earth is center of universe etc…), really doesn’t move intelligent people. However, I do realize from this post you have a hard time understanding how smart people think.
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Dear 16yofc,
My holy book, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, says otherwise.
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I have read your book. You really should read mine. It makes much better sense and does not make you feel bad about being a human being. Why not give it a try? If you don’t feel the touch of His Noodly Appendage within 30 days, you can go back to your old ways. Guaranteed.
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RAmen
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“11 For no one can lay any foundation other than the one already laid, which is Jesus Christ”
Uhm… Buddha laid very similar foudations 2000 years before Christ. The whole, love each other, stop blindly worshipping gods and performing rituals you don’t understand, and have a personal relationship with your religion, don’t be all preachy, don’t be a greedy shit and screw up everyone else’s life being all preachy about stuff you don’t understand yourself…. that was the “real” Jesus’ message and it wasn’t an original idea or foundation for anything, it was the oldest prevalent concepts of organized human culture dating back to written documents that existed in China (older than your stupid bible claims the earth is), it was pretty much the purpose of the founders of every major religion (including FSM) have been trying to say. Jesus also didn’t “choose” to be crucified for you, the Romans sorta did that for him, and they did it because people were starting to listen to him, reducing the power the Romans had over their people (he was a revolutionist when it came to religion, and like bush, without fear people are hard to control, although Bush uses terrorism not god, but you get the idea). However when the romans decided to hijack the name Christ from the Christians to save Rome in 450ad, they basically had to have a noble reason for murdering their new messiah, and so, turned him into a self sacrificing marter which sort of makes sense…. so that quote from the Romans bible is a tad flawed, especially considering the entire book is nothing new… They simple went through the Mithra sun god’s “history” (their myth, which is very easy to find documents on since it was only 1500 years ago and tons of literature remains) and renamed their own god (Mithra) to “Jesus Christ” with pretty much a search and replace in Mithra’s story, and just retold Mithra’s myth and called it the new testament, the whole thing is a tad suspect to me..
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Dear henderob. Your contributions are frequent and, in this particular case, very elaborate. It seems His Noodliness has been able to grab your attention. You will soon be touched by His Noodly Appendage (provided that you are willing to trade “TEMPORARY disappointment” in exchange for meaning in your life (the dissapointment will go away very fast as you realize that you have been fooled during all these years ))
“chapter 20 verse 3 -5 clearly states no to worship any other God besides Jehova” seems to me Jehova had very little self esteem, was insecure, and very much egocentric. Besides he may not have accepted His Noodliness or maybe he felt challenged by Him. Remember that FEAR is the best way to add more customers to your religion; very simple marketing.
We are so much perfect that a 30-day trial offer is included and in fact, we are more than willing to let you shop around for other gods. His Noodliness will not be offended. He knows that as soon as you open your eyes to reality you will come back! That is why our religion is so perfect… No fear included.
I was thinking of replying to every single point you mentioned but I have to go to lunch and hopefully fill myself with His Noodliness. Maybe later this week l might come back to you. In the mean time, I know that several of our members will be more than pleased to enlighten you.
One final point… You should really check your sources. You see, all that you have written comes from very thick pamphlets not much different from either the JC Penney Catalog or the communist propaganda of the 50s. Based on very simple observation and reason, one can completely reject your god and every single word written in his/her/its name. It just a scam!
I have always wondered why do you need to spend so much time trying to understand what your or other gods really wanted to say? Old Testament lessons, New Testament lessons, etc., come on! This is nonsense. Simple brainwashing! This should be evidence that whatever was written was a very big lie that require CIA, FBI, Mossad, Vatican experience to brainwash you and force you believe that all those written words can be somehow considered truth. Please think about it! Wasting so much time to try to understand someone else’s view of life because of a mental disorder does not make much sense to me. Remember, lies are very hard to sell. Also, as the lies grows, interpretations and explanations become more and more complex and inconsistent. (There is a Bernstain Bears Book about this right?)
On the other hand, our Gospel is written in very simple language, rated PG-13, and I assure you, no interpretations required, no batteries included… then again they are not needed.
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Hm… How do I say this….
Well, let me start by saying (*SPOILER WARNING*) that no-one here actually believes in the FSM (SURPRISE!). This is a satirical spoof of modern religion…. Wow, I think that I just got a little bit dumber from having to explain that….
Ok. I used to be a Christian. I know all of the “evangelism tricks.” Seriously, when I went on missions trips, I had to sit through evangelism boot-camps. Back then, I almost knew what I know now, and that is that evangelism is only effective on people who WANT to believe something like that. Why? Because there is no solid evidence to present. You just stated your views about Christianity and what spawns from that faith. Instead of defending it with real proof, you defended it with the Bible. I stopped being a Christian when I stopped believing what I read in the Bible. NEWSFLASH: If someone doesn’t believe in Christianity, it is not very likely that they will believe in the Bible. Seriously, it is a book of fiction to us. No matter what it means to you, it means NOTHING to us. It is circular reasoning. “Christianity is true because it says that it is true!”
Ok, following that logic, Islam is also true. In fact, how do you know that Islam isn’t the true religion, and you are following a lie. That is the problem with these exclusive religions. Entry into one is often based upon what your parents believe, what you were brought up to believe, and what is prevalent in your area. People who were raised in an Islamic home will grow up to view Christianity as false, and vice-versa.
I know I didn’t explain this very well, and I could probably just keep going, but my time here is done.
If you have strong faith, please read The God Delusion (by Richard Dawkins). It is an excellent book.
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What’s all this gibberish? It made my head hurt to attempt reading it.
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Yeah, but take a look in the Gospel of the FSM. It clearly states that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is God. And we know that the Gosel of the FSM is the One True Word of the FSM. Therefore you should worship His Noodleness, not your silly zombie person.
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What was that? I stopped paying attention after the first paragraph.
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Er… yeah well done. Nothing like a well thought out and reasoned argument based on provable scientific fact or theory grounded in research and evidence is there.
Fucking nutter.
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Ungh! You’re so boring and so very stupid!
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A Scripture Battle!!!! I love it! Count me in…
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Here is proof that the Creator, His Noodly Goodness, wants us to respect people of other faiths and foodstuffs:
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THN:Tower of Scrapple
“Like Noah, his sons were real entrepreneurs, and they did spread out – Ham went to the southern nations and started the Hamites; Cheese went to the central nations and started the Cheese-Its; and Omel journeyed northward to start the Omelets. There they did establish family diners to supply the locals with foodstuffs.”
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Im pretty sure his name stands for “16 years old, of course”
Maybe not in body, but that’s probably about the level their intelligence is at.
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Let me start by saying (*SPOILER WARNING*) that no-one here actually believes in the FSM (SURPRISE!). This is a satirical spoof of modern religion…. Wow, I think that I just got a little bit dumber from having to explain that….
Ok. I used to be a Christian. I know all of the “evangelism tricks.” Seriously, when I went on missions trips, I had to sit through evangelism boot-camps. Back then, I almost knew what I know now, and that is that evangelism is only effective on people who WANT to believe something like that. Why? Because there is no solid evidence to present. You just stated your views about Christianity and what spawns from that faith. Instead of defending it with real proof, you defended it with the Bible. I stopped being a Christian when I stopped believing what I read in the Bible. NEWSFLASH: If someone doesn’t believe in Christianity, it is not very likely that they will believe in the Bible. Seriously, it is a book of fiction to us. No matter what it means to you, it means NOTHING to us. It is circular reasoning. “Christianity is true because it says that it is true!”
Ok, following that logic, Islam is also true. In fact, how do you know that Islam isn’t the true religion, and you are following a lie. That is the problem with these exclusive religions. Entry into one is often based upon what your parents believe, what you were brought up to believe, and what is prevalent in your area. People who were raised in an Islamic home will often grow up to view Christianity as false, and vice-versa.
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Hm… How do I say this….
Well, let me start by saying (*SPOILER WARNING*) that no-one here actually believes in the FSM (SURPRISE!). This is a satirical spoof of modern religion…. Wow, I think that I just got a little bit dumber from having to explain that….
Ok. I used to be a Christian. I know all of the “evangelism tricks.” Seriously, when I went on missions trips, I had to sit through evangelism boot-camps. Back then, I almost knew what I know now, and that is that evangelism is only effective on people who WANT to believe something like that. Why? Because there is no solid evidence to present. You just stated your views about Christianity and what spawns from that faith. Instead of defending it with real proof, you defended it with the Bible. I stopped being a Christian when I stopped believing what I read in the Bible. NEWSFLASH: If someone doesn’t believe in Christianity, it is not very likely that they will believe in the Bible. Seriously, it is a book of fiction to us. No matter what it means to you, it means NOTHING to us. It is circular reasoning. “Christianity is true because it says that it is true!”
If you have strong faith, please read The God Delusion (by Richard Dawkins). It is an excellent book.
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What…the…hell…
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I’m not sure if this is even qualified as a hate mail.
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*sigh*, more bible quoting. When will they learn?
Ah well, at least he/she/it had the decency to call Jesus “my” lord and saviour, and not “our”. That’s something I suppose.
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Oh, so you can use something illogical to prove something that is illogical? Capital! I also commend you for your ability to copy and paste. In my personal archive of Jesus’s teachings, Jesus preached about the joys of flying pasta. But the manuscripts are invisible, so only I can read them. Prove me wrong.
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So like, how can we argue against you if you assume everything in the bible is correct?
If you can blindly assume that your holy book is correct, than I have the right to believe everything in my holy book is correct. Otherwise, I’m going against the will of God! Don’t want that, right?
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Holy fuck. God DAMN (yes, I dare to blaspheme) that was boring as hell. Decided to quit reading after the first paragraph because I knew all it was gonna be was scripture. If I wanted to be bothered with reading your lame ass old book I would. Don’t presume that because I don’t believe in your imaginary friend that you should be forced to tell me what you think I should hear. I’m in a pissy mood right now and I don’t need some christian dipshit telling me what I need to believe.
Sorry for the rant my fellow Pastafarians, but it’s raining out and I just woke up.
~Mariner
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You give us what the Bible says, but don’t give us a convincing reason to believe it’s real? Typical. Anyway…
Jesus did say you should convert other people to Christianity. But I don’t think Jesus ever said you should disrespect and hate others for not believing in your religion. Honestly, I don’t remember a single church that taught Christianity the way you teach it.
I learned from Church to love my enemies, and try to understand their standpoint. Haven’t you?
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Great, another twit quoting bible-verses at me to prove the bible is true. Other religions also have holy books little boy (16 right?), they also say they are the one true faith/book, doesn’t prove a thing.
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really now, quoting the bible? a sacred book to really only Jews and Christians. Besides, who’s to say that Jehova, the one true god is not the same as the FSM and all the other mono theistic deities? The Christian bible is, here mostly irrelevant. I’m not going to try to bash you for your faith, though. But, please, practice your own faith and leave ours alone.
May he touch you with his noodly appendage
RAmen
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Wow. Unsubstantiated “proof” of a non existent being!
Since it was written down then it must be so.
All Xians are retards.
Behold, the new gospel. All Xians are retards. You read it here, so it must be so.
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Jesus who?
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Please, my noodly Lord, grant all humans the ability to understand satire, even the ones who don’t believe you exist. By the way 16yofc, using the Bible as proof of your Gods existance or as proof against the noodly One’s existence doesn’t work. That type of argument is called circular reasoning.
May you be touched by His noodly appendage,
Spartan
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Or, how about YOU look in the dictionary, under Satire.
Ahuh.
Yeah, I’d feel silly too.
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen.
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Dear lamo 16 year old for Christ:
I want you to know that we are all living iniquitous lives so that we can call the wrath of god down on all our heads–including and especially yours. It’s kinda like the guy who wears the t-shirt that says
“I know violence ins’t the answer, I got it wrong on purpose.”
We’re just living our lives of sin on purpose so we can have the sheer shadenfreude (look it up) of seeing people like yourself screaming in terror and agony when the almighty rains flaming sulphuruos death down on righteous and wicked alike-just as he did so many times in the Old Testament.
Know what? There’s nothing you can do about it. It’s a free country, and people like myself will use our constitutional freedoms to mock and piss off your god. Since you are unable to stop us, your god will punish you every bit as much if not more than he punishes people like me.
Enjoy what little time you have left.
RAMEN
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Why are so many people seriously thinking we would abandon our holy FSM because the bible tells us to do so?
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Hi 16yofc! Here’s a couple of dollars, go buy yourself a couple of original ideas! =^_^=
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What is a Spagatti Monster?
“his work will be shown for what it is, because the Day will bring it to light. It will be revealed with fire, and the fire will test the quality of each man’s work. 14 If what he has built survives, he will receive his reward. 15 If it is burned up, he will suffer loss; he himself will be saved, but only as one escaping through the flames.”
-What if what we built survives and what you build doesn’t?
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And you wasted all that time on some superstitious belief of yours that is, let’s be honest, about as likely to be accurate as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Good job!
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Another clown who can’t understand a spoof.
Get a life dude.
http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com
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Just how many times do we need to point out that the bible is not proof of itself?
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And we are not hungry. He ensures all pirates and wenches have bellies full of pasta and grog. I doubt anyone ever got full on a jebus cookie (or enjoyed it if they did).
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Please stop vomiting forth Bible verses trying to disproof the FSM. You have NO proof those Bible verses are true, and not just some drunk in the corner writing down whatever comes into his alcohol-soaked brain.
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But in our Gospel, it says that those who believe in Him shall go to a heaven full of beer volcanoes and a stripper factory.
Shall we duel books about invisible deities? It’s like Dueling Banjos, but less redneck and more… ecclesiastical.
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Why doesn’t anyone in this bible thingy write more clearly?
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What a vain and self centered bastard your carpenter was. Not is. Was. Worm food. Deceased.
What vanity, what self indulgent bullshit. To imagine that anyone would care that he died for our sakes? For Christ’s Sake! And they made him a God.
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And what exactly are those quotes from a compilation of ancient fairytales supposed to prove?
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I don’t believe, however, that Exodus has anything to say about being required to misspell the names of those nasty pagan gods.
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you can quote the bible all you want but all your argument really boils down to is…”because the bible said so.” which isn’t really an intellectual debate. neither is calling us hungry fatbodys. F for originality. A for time invested.
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“all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god that means EVERY BODY SINS BUT GOD AND JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIOR”
That’s total bullshit. It means that they are impervious to the effects of sinning. God has sinned several million times.
Damn God can’t even follow his own fucking rules. What a dickhead.
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tl;dr
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well, that might be convincing – IF i believed in the bible!
but the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster and other holy books say something different!
plus the first commandment says you shall not have any gods BEFORE me – it does NOT say no gods other than/beside/except me. so if you’re a jew or christian, you can believe and have other gods, you’re just suppose to put yhwh/yahweh/jehovah first.
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LOL!
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Wow.
I looked up Jebus in the phone book. He is a Mexican Gardner. Why should I worship him?
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