Comments on: Take a look in exodus http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm Sun, 06 Jul 2008 10:57:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: steve sp http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-511069 steve sp Sat, 28 Jun 2008 06:47:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-511069 i think you may be onto something. if what you've posted checks out.....why, we may not actually believe in the bible...... what a mindfuck. i think you may be onto something. if what you’ve posted checks out…..why, we may not actually believe in the bible……

what a mindfuck.

]]> By: rogthedodge http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-510301 rogthedodge Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:11:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-510301 'Oh no' Sad a 16 yo has his head filled with all these teachings of a false profit. May he find himself touched by His noodly appendage Ramen ‘Oh no’

Sad a 16 yo has his head filled with all these teachings of a false profit.

May he find himself touched by His noodly appendage

Ramen

]]> By: V http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-466872 V Wed, 28 May 2008 19:23:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-466872 Does he really think quoting something we don't believe in will change our minds? And y'alls? Why must there be so many rednecks. Does he really think quoting something we don’t believe in will change our minds? And y’alls? Why must there be so many rednecks.

]]> By: Kyle http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-430475 Kyle Mon, 05 May 2008 21:09:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-430475 Ok, I'm not following jahova, I'm still here, what's he waiting for? Ok, I’m not following jahova, I’m still here, what’s he waiting for?

]]> By: Really? http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-429878 Really? Mon, 05 May 2008 17:18:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-429878 Just because a ~1800 year old book says something, it doesn't mean that it's true. Just because a ~1800 year old book says something, it doesn’t mean that it’s true.

]]> By: Cleetus Van Damme http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-402500 Cleetus Van Damme Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:02:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-402500 You could have saved yourself much time and lack of pasta if you just typed your last sentence thusly: . "Oh no I am right oh no that this pasts frainism is a bunch of hungry fatbodys" . That makes about as much sense as anything else you said. Meatballs to you too! You could have saved yourself much time and lack of pasta if you just typed your last sentence thusly:
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“Oh no I am right oh no that this pasts frainism is a bunch of hungry fatbodys”
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That makes about as much sense as anything else you said. Meatballs to you too!

]]> By: James http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-389795 James Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:14:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-389795 And it is written in Harry Potter that magic is real, and in "The God Delusion" (where I heard about FSM) that there are no Gods. None of them. I mean come ON, i wasn't aware that intelligent design was so far behind with some people... And it is written in Harry Potter that magic is real, and in “The God Delusion” (where I heard about FSM) that there are no Gods. None of them.

I mean come ON, i wasn’t aware that intelligent design was so far behind with some people…

]]> By: Cap'n' Fettucini Alfredo http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-388252 Cap'n' Fettucini Alfredo Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:54:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-388252 Frozen yogurt will turn you invisible. Its true. A book said it. It even has cool chapter titles and organizational system using numbers and colons. Thus, it must be taken as literal truth, and not a collection of fables assembled to turn a faith into a political and economic power by excluding any contradictory stories and killing all who challenge it. What I am trying to say is, silly Christian, where's yer proof? WE have it, thus making our religion far more legitimate than yours. Peace Frozen yogurt will turn you invisible. Its true. A book said it. It even has cool chapter titles and organizational system using numbers and colons. Thus, it must be taken as literal truth, and not a collection of fables assembled to turn a faith into a political and economic power by excluding any contradictory stories and killing all who challenge it.

What I am trying to say is, silly Christian, where’s yer proof? WE have it, thus making our religion far more legitimate than yours.

Peace

]]> By: sean w http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-385228 sean w Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:40:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-385228 about the whole jehova thing, arnt you not ment to say the name of god? about the whole jehova thing, arnt you not ment to say the name of god?

]]> By: Santa Asimov http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-380036 Santa Asimov Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:25:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-380036 Oy. Your Ctrl+V skills are mighty impressive, and by fettuccine, I think I read two words. Your mission to conversion is fulfilled, oh great pasting one. Oy. Your Ctrl+V skills are mighty impressive, and by fettuccine, I think I read two words. Your mission to conversion is fulfilled, oh great pasting one.

]]> By: Chaos http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-379055 Chaos Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:30:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-379055 Yeah, but that Bible was wrong. Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is right. Know how I know? It was published more recently. Experiment: Get a physics book from 2000 years ago, and a physics book from last year. Also get an astronomy book and a medical text from 2000 years ago and one of each from last year. Now read all of these and compare accuracy. Which one's right? Now compare the Bible and the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Pretty different, eh? Coincidence?! Maybe. Yeah, but that Bible was wrong. Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is right. Know how I know? It was published more recently.

Experiment:
Get a physics book from 2000 years ago, and a physics book from last year.
Also get an astronomy book and a medical text from 2000 years ago and one of each from last year.

Now read all of these and compare accuracy. Which one’s right?

Now compare the Bible and the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Pretty different, eh? Coincidence?! Maybe.

]]> By: Mathieu the Pirate http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-376880 Mathieu the Pirate Fri, 11 Apr 2008 02:04:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-376880 Guess who else has a Bible? We do! Ramen. Guess who else has a Bible? We do!
Ramen.

]]> By: flying spaghetti monster knows all! http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-366193 flying spaghetti monster knows all! Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:19:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-366193 I believe there was a man, not religious. An athiest. By the name of Kelly Jones, the lead singer of the band Stereophonics. He said 'you can find yourself a god, believe in which one you want because they love you all the same they just go by different names' bare that in mind next time you challenge someones faith you cunt! I believe there was a man, not religious. An athiest. By the name of Kelly Jones, the lead singer of the band Stereophonics. He said

‘you can find yourself a god, believe in which one you want because they love you all the same they just go by different names’

bare that in mind next time you challenge someones faith you cunt!

]]> By: pasta not rasta http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-350938 pasta not rasta Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:01:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-350938 when did paganism mean any god that isn't Christian? don't EVER compare us to pagans, you asshat! when did paganism mean any god that isn’t Christian? don’t EVER compare us to pagans, you asshat!

]]> By: channoff http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-349557 channoff Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:35:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-349557 "it tells us to demolish pagan gods so that mean we have to crush y’alls “SPAGATTI MONSTER” (that is so lame and retarded) and if you guys even want to enjoy peace in your life and know that you are going to heaven look up romans chapter 3 verse 23 it say for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god that means EVERY BODY SINS BUT GOD AND JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIOR" Congrats on the worst written sentence of all time. Shall I proof this for you, Moron? Let start with "mean" - ah, ah, ah, verb needs to agree with noun. Minus 10 point. "we have to crush y'alls" - we will have to crush all of your. Minus 50 for fake word and wrong verb tense. "SPAGATTI" - misspelled. Minus 10. "Retarded" - this means reduced growth; incorrect usage (try moronic, idiotic, unintelligent - just like you); also not PC. Minus 25. Multiple instances of missing punctuation. Minus 1 billion. "romans" - needs to be capitalized. Minus 5. "say" - see "mean" above. Minus 10. "EVERY BODY SINS BUT GOD AND JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIOR" - whew, great job with the number of mistakes in just a few words - "every body" - needs to be one word. "but" - needs to be except; wrong word usage. Need a comma after "sins" and "Christ." Needs exclamation point after savior. you were obviously home schooled and apparently dropped out after 1st grade. Nice job. Please DO NOT BREED. “it tells us to demolish pagan gods so that mean we have to crush y’alls “SPAGATTI MONSTER” (that is so lame and retarded) and if you guys even want to enjoy peace in your life and know that you are going to heaven look up romans chapter 3 verse 23 it say for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god that means EVERY BODY SINS BUT GOD AND JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIOR”

Congrats on the worst written sentence of all time. Shall I proof this for you, Moron? Let start with “mean” - ah, ah, ah, verb needs to agree with noun. Minus 10 point. “we have to crush y’alls” - we will have to crush all of your. Minus 50 for fake word and wrong verb tense. “SPAGATTI” - misspelled. Minus 10. “Retarded” - this means reduced growth; incorrect usage (try moronic, idiotic, unintelligent - just like you); also not PC. Minus 25. Multiple instances of missing punctuation. Minus 1 billion. “romans” - needs to be capitalized. Minus 5. “say” - see “mean” above. Minus 10.

“EVERY BODY SINS BUT GOD AND JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIOR” - whew, great job with the number of mistakes in just a few words - “every body” - needs to be one word. “but” - needs to be except; wrong word usage. Need a comma after “sins” and “Christ.” Needs exclamation point after savior.

you were obviously home schooled and apparently dropped out after 1st grade. Nice job. Please DO NOT BREED.

]]> By: Irate Pirate http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-348947 Irate Pirate Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:21:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-348947 Just because your fictional book it says to destroy other people's religion you feel you are right. If i make a holy book and i say to burn every other book that has the word "god" in it, does this mean i am right? Just because your fictional book it says to destroy other people’s religion you feel you are right. If i make a holy book and i say to burn every other book that has the word “god” in it, does this mean i am right?

]]> By: Cap'n Wolf http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-348421 Cap'n Wolf Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:46:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-348421 And so people try to conform our minority of intelligence. Zach, I disagree. A plate is too high for the Bible. And so people try to conform our minority of intelligence.

Zach, I disagree. A plate is too high for the Bible.

]]> By: Cape Buffalo http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-346068 Cape Buffalo Sat, 29 Mar 2008 06:24:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-346068 Blah Blah Blah Sin, Blah Blah, Jesus Christ, Blah. Take a look in Genesis, namely Gen 19:6. Lot was going to give his two daughters to the angry mob to do with as the mob wished, and your fucking God saved Lot from the distruction of Sodom? What the FUCK could the sodomites have done that was worse than what Lot was about to do? Tell me. Why would your god save this prick? Then his two daughters rape Lot and get pregnant by him and God doesn't do shit about that? -- But later in the bible when the good king sleeps with a Hittite tramp, god causes the child to suffer for seven days and then die? What the FUCK is WRONG with this god of yours? Take a look in your own book asshole, I wont because its messages sicken me. Blah Blah Blah Sin, Blah Blah, Jesus Christ, Blah.

Take a look in Genesis, namely Gen 19:6.

Lot was going to give his two daughters to the angry mob to do with as the mob wished, and your fucking God saved Lot from the distruction of Sodom? What the FUCK could the sodomites have done that was worse than what Lot was about to do? Tell me. Why would your god save this prick? Then his two daughters rape Lot and get pregnant by him and God doesn’t do shit about that? — But later in the bible when the good king sleeps with a Hittite tramp, god causes the child to suffer for seven days and then die?

What the FUCK is WRONG with this god of yours?

Take a look in your own book asshole, I wont because its messages sicken me.

]]> By: Captain Joe http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-342030 Captain Joe Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:44:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-342030 I find it hilarious for two reasons: He puts all this effort into writing a long letter and does not even understand what we are all about, and He somehow thinks that quoting lines from a book we don't believe is true will concince us "God" is real. And surely aren't there better things to do with your time than worship an invisible man who lives in the sky? I find it hilarious for two reasons:

He puts all this effort into writing a long letter and does not even understand what we are all about, and

He somehow thinks that quoting lines from a book we don’t believe is true will concince us “God” is real.

And surely aren’t there better things to do with your time than worship an invisible man who lives in the sky?

]]> By: James http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-338992 James Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:56:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/02/16/take-a-look-in-exodus.htm#comment-338992 So, Becuase your holy books says that I'm wrong, I should believe what it says. Do you know what a circular argument is? Your last statement would be like me saying to believe in the Koran as correct, because the Koran says it's right. And since none of the religions that I have ever seen, actually prove that they are correct, I see no reason to believe in them. So unless you can prove that those words are correct they will remain in my eyes, words. It's just like how the U.N. is, unfortuately, usless organization, because it dosn't actaully have any force behind it. (No offense U.N. but we really need you to get some clout). -J.T.S. So,
Becuase your holy books says that I’m wrong, I should believe what it says. Do you know what a circular argument is? Your last statement would be like me saying to believe in the Koran as correct, because the Koran says it’s right. And since none of the religions that I have ever seen, actually prove that they are correct, I see no reason to believe in them. So unless you can prove that those words are correct they will remain in my eyes, words. It’s just like how the U.N. is, unfortuately, usless organization, because it dosn’t actaully have any force behind it. (No offense U.N. but we really need you to get some clout).
-J.T.S.

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