Take a look in exodus chapter 20 verse 3 -5 clearly states no to worshop any other God besides Jehova it also states in the same book chapter 23 verse 24. it tells us to demolish pagan gods so that mean we have to crush y’alls “SPAGATTI MONSTER” (that is so lame and retarded) and if you guys even want to enjoy peace in your life and know that you are going to heaven look up romans chapter 3 verse 23 it say for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god that means EVERY BODY SINS BUT GOD AND JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIORtake another look
Romans 5:6-21
6 You see, at just the right time, when we were still powerless, Christ died for the ungodly. 7 Very rarely will anyone die for a righteous man, though for a good man someone might possibly dare to die. 8 But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. 9 Since we have now been justified by his blood, how much more shall we be saved from God’s wrath through him! 10 For if, when we were God’s enemies, we were reconciled to him through the death of his Son, how much more, having been reconciled, shall we be saved through his life! 11 Not only is this so, but we also rejoice in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have now received reconciliation. 12 Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all men, because all sinned– 13 for before the law was given, sin was in the world. But sin is not taken into account when there is no law. 14 Nevertheless, death reigned from the time of Adam to the time of Moses, even over those who did not sin by breaking a command, as did Adam, who was a pattern of the one to come. 15 But the gift is not like the trespass. For if the many died by the trespass of the one man, how much more did God’s grace and the gift that came by the grace of the one man, Jesus Christ, overflow to the many! 16 Again, the gift of God is not like the result of the one man’s sin: The judgment followed one sin and brought condemnation, but the gift followed many trespasses and brought justification. 17 For if, by the trespass of the one man, death reigned through that one man, how much more will those who receive God’s abundant provision of grace and of the gift of righteousness reign in life through the one man, Jesus Christ. 18 Consequently, just as the result of one trespass was condemnation for all men, so also the result of one act of righteousness was justification that brings life for all men. 19 For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners, so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous. 20 The law was added so that the trespass might increase. But where sin increased, grace increased all the more, 21 so that, just as sin reigned in death, so also grace might reign through righteousness to bring eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lordor how about this one
Romans 10:1-11
1 Brothers, my heart’s desire and prayer to God for the Israelites is that they may be saved. 2 For I can testify about them that they are zealous for God, but their zeal is not based on knowledge. 3 Since they did not know the righteousness that comes from God and sought to establish their own, they did not submit to God’s righteousness. 4 Christ is the end of the law so that there may be righteousness for everyone who believes. 5 Moses describes in this way the righteousness that is by the law: “The man who does these things will live by them.” 6 But the righteousness that is by faith says: “Do not say in your heart, ‘Who will ascend into heaven?’” (that is, to bring Christ down) 7 “or ‘Who will descend into the deep?’” (that is, to bring Christ up from the dead). 8 But what does it say? “The word is near you; it is in your mouth and in your heart,” that is, the word of faith we are proclaiming: 9 That if you confess with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved. 11 As the Scripture says, “Anyone who trusts in him will never be put to shame.”there is more
Corinthians 3:11-15
11 For no one can lay any foundation other than the one already laid, which is Jesus Christ. 12 If any man builds on this foundation using gold, silver, costly stones, wood, hay or straw, 13 his work will be shown for what it is, because the Day will bring it to light. It will be revealed with fire, and the fire will test the quality of each man’s work. 14 If what he has built survives, he will receive his reward. 15 If it is burned up, he will suffer loss; he himself will be saved, but only as one escaping through the flames.Oh no I am right oh no that this pasts frainism is a bunch of hungry fatbodys.
-16yofc
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
It seems very typical of dogmatic Christians to use the Bible to prove their point. Unfortunately, they need to prove the Bible is correct (it clearly isn’t, it promotes slavery and wife beating), to use it as a source. Furthermore, they never use any other outside empirical evidence like us Pastafarians. 16yofc I suggest that you look at the great evidence we have to support our beliefs, such as the relationship between pirates and global average temperature, and reconsider your view. I’m sure that you’ll find us to be the tastier choice.
Wow. It’s sad that someone would spend this long sending something in without doing some research into the purpose behind the FSM. Pitiful, actually.
If we were christians, what you say would be true. But in order for this stuff to be true, you must be brainwashed in believing the Bible’s the truth, which isn’t the case for us. Christians are actually delusionnal people in believe a God actually created this universe. You need proof? Checked this site out: http://godisimaginary.com/ 50 prooves God doesn’t exist at all. Actually, only the flying spaghetti monster exists. Your religion is a parody religion copying the One and Only Truth.
May He touch you with his noodly appendage, so that you may be converted and saved from eternal damnation (Drinking stale beer for eternity)
RAmen
Why do people assume that quoting scripture will do a damn thing? It’s like if quoted Hemmingway and then was surprised when nothing of significant happened.
Let me give you a hand: No one cares.
If Jebus died for my sins, I am just trying to get my moneys worth.
Hey guy, that’s all well and good however………We’re kinda going by a different book. Sorry, better luck next time!
RAmen I Drive a YAR-is
David: “I’m not sure if this is even qualified as a hate mail.”
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With this amount of scripture quoting it’s a toss-up between hate mail and spam.
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But spam tends to have better grammar…
The hate mail section sucks. You guys wait for a weak argument to bash.
“GOD AND JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIOR”
If God is your God, and Jesus is your God, then doesn’t that make you pagan as well? Tsk.
Why oh why do people confused serious religious theology like Pastafarianism which has proper graphs, logic and evidence (+ beer) with a completely made up by committee religion like Christianity
“It has served us well, this myth of Christ.”
Pope Leo X
Well said, Pasta Tux. I think you speak for many of us.
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Wouldn’t it be nice if there were a 12-step program for recovery from religion? Churchaholics Anonymous!
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RAmen
yes, yes, quote Das Bible at us - that’ll help…..
Your blind brainwash induced faith carries no weight here. Just accept that your opinion is as valid as the next persons & deal with reality. Believe whatever you want to - that’s cool. Just accept that a lot of other people simply don’t give a monkeys what you think. Have you heard of tolerance?
Peace and Pasta my friends!
Got to run - decks to swab, scurvy dogs to keel haul, rum to drink…. A Pirates life for me AAAARRRRRR
Wow that’s alot of words, I read the first few sentences and got bored so I’m just going to reply with a “No.”
Nice try though.
What is this long long post? It spouts nonsense. That, and it’s extremely difficult to read.
No wonder people believe the bible. It’s written in such a linguistic style (Linguistic, one of the FSM’s words?! Of course! Linguistic = linguine!), that those who do not believe in the FSM are confused by its words.
FSM told the christians to not write the bible like that. He, in all of his noodly glory, realized that they wouldn’t be able to understand in the future.
16yofc:
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The “god” “Jehovah” and his “son”, “Jesus Christ”, as well as the “Christian Bible”, were the creations of the nefarious “Hovering Macaroni Miscreant”. HMM was brought into existence by His Noodliness to try to deceive them into believing things that cannot possibly be true! It is a test! I hope that, in the future, you will ignore the insane blatherings of the Hovering Macaroni Miscreant, and bath in the glow of his Noodly Light.
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Sincerely,
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- Cap’nUberbob
The book Pastafarians follow…isn’t that book.
Pastafarians go by more scientifically supported rules than your book does.
oh, and…
“It will be revealed with fire, and the fire will test the quality of each man’s work.”
so, my recommendation to you is to follow the rules you believe in and to burn the book you’re reading in a furnace, and offer the heat to a homeless psycho. If the book survives, you’re free to keep reading to yourself in a padded room.
Thanks for playing, and have a nice day.
funny thing is, he tries to prove the bible is true because it says so…
gotta love circler logic!
Take a look in Ingo 18: 8-9, from the hidden manuscripts of Ragu the Mighty.
“Thou shalt have no other deities, pastas or lords before Him, the great Spaghetti with his Noodly Appendage. For if thou do, then the dark Kumquats of His grace shall fall upon your big toe”
See. Mine is right.