Take a look in exodus chapter 20 verse 3 -5 clearly states no to worshop any other God besides Jehova it also states in the same book chapter 23 verse 24. it tells us to demolish pagan gods so that mean we have to crush y’alls “SPAGATTI MONSTER” (that is so lame and retarded) and if you guys even want to enjoy peace in your life and know that you are going to heaven look up romans chapter 3 verse 23 it say for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god that means EVERY BODY SINS BUT GOD AND JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIORtake another look
Romans 5:6-21
6 You see, at just the right time, when we were still powerless, Christ died for the ungodly. 7 Very rarely will anyone die for a righteous man, though for a good man someone might possibly dare to die. 8 But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. 9 Since we have now been justified by his blood, how much more shall we be saved from God’s wrath through him! 10 For if, when we were God’s enemies, we were reconciled to him through the death of his Son, how much more, having been reconciled, shall we be saved through his life! 11 Not only is this so, but we also rejoice in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have now received reconciliation. 12 Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all men, because all sinned– 13 for before the law was given, sin was in the world. But sin is not taken into account when there is no law. 14 Nevertheless, death reigned from the time of Adam to the time of Moses, even over those who did not sin by breaking a command, as did Adam, who was a pattern of the one to come. 15 But the gift is not like the trespass. For if the many died by the trespass of the one man, how much more did God’s grace and the gift that came by the grace of the one man, Jesus Christ, overflow to the many! 16 Again, the gift of God is not like the result of the one man’s sin: The judgment followed one sin and brought condemnation, but the gift followed many trespasses and brought justification. 17 For if, by the trespass of the one man, death reigned through that one man, how much more will those who receive God’s abundant provision of grace and of the gift of righteousness reign in life through the one man, Jesus Christ. 18 Consequently, just as the result of one trespass was condemnation for all men, so also the result of one act of righteousness was justification that brings life for all men. 19 For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners, so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous. 20 The law was added so that the trespass might increase. But where sin increased, grace increased all the more, 21 so that, just as sin reigned in death, so also grace might reign through righteousness to bring eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lordor how about this one
Romans 10:1-11
1 Brothers, my heart’s desire and prayer to God for the Israelites is that they may be saved. 2 For I can testify about them that they are zealous for God, but their zeal is not based on knowledge. 3 Since they did not know the righteousness that comes from God and sought to establish their own, they did not submit to God’s righteousness. 4 Christ is the end of the law so that there may be righteousness for everyone who believes. 5 Moses describes in this way the righteousness that is by the law: “The man who does these things will live by them.” 6 But the righteousness that is by faith says: “Do not say in your heart, ‘Who will ascend into heaven?’” (that is, to bring Christ down) 7 “or ‘Who will descend into the deep?’” (that is, to bring Christ up from the dead). 8 But what does it say? “The word is near you; it is in your mouth and in your heart,” that is, the word of faith we are proclaiming: 9 That if you confess with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved. 11 As the Scripture says, “Anyone who trusts in him will never be put to shame.”there is more
Corinthians 3:11-15
11 For no one can lay any foundation other than the one already laid, which is Jesus Christ. 12 If any man builds on this foundation using gold, silver, costly stones, wood, hay or straw, 13 his work will be shown for what it is, because the Day will bring it to light. It will be revealed with fire, and the fire will test the quality of each man’s work. 14 If what he has built survives, he will receive his reward. 15 If it is burned up, he will suffer loss; he himself will be saved, but only as one escaping through the flames.Oh no I am right oh no that this pasts frainism is a bunch of hungry fatbodys.
-16yofc
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
We Pastafarians have written proof, too! It is called The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Read it and learn! Unlike pre-pubescent fundy, I will summize:
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@16yofc
this post is made with one assumtion: the bible is true
sadly enough(for you), it isn’t
luckily for you pastafarians are non-violent people who only use persuation as means of converting people. You will therefore recieve little more than insults from our part.
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If I may point out that there are a lot of people who are a lot more violent that fall into that pagan category of yours. I suggest you stop being narrowminded or atleast stop being narrowminded in public/semi-public.
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As said, this is sad, but atleast this reminds people how relegious conflicts are created.
Yaaawwwwwn!!!!!!
2 things.
Number one: I guess it is pretty obvious to see that the man is too stupid to understand our great religion.
He can’t even spell spaghetti correctly “Spagatti”,
And number two: Do some people find it completely impossible to respect something they don’t believe in? I think Christianity is wrong but I don’t going around saying Christianity must be wiped out. Although I don’t think this guy deserves to get to our beer volcanoes and stripper factories.
“pasts frainism”? do you mean Pastafarianism?
“SPAGATTI MONSTER” ? Do you mean Spaghetti Monster?
Why are you people all illiterate?
Hey, I know a book that says that Frodo had to take a ring to Mordor; just because it’s in a book does that mean it’s true? I don’t care what your bible says!
What’s a ‘hungry fatbody’? am i missing something?
I notice that Corinthians 3:11-15 says nothing about Pirate Ships
Maybe he should read a REAL science textbook, hmm?
I was so disappointed. I was hoping to see a reference to The Noodly One in Exodus but instead just another tedious fundy ranting.
Cute, a christian hate-monger.
Since you, 16yofc, cited Exodus 20:3-5 and called God, Jehova, I am assuming you are Jehova’s Witness. What is in a name anyway. What difference is it if I call the supreme ruler of life and the universe Jehova , Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Bob? You blindly follow the teachings of your watchtower society and never question anything. I feel really sorry for you. Let me know when the next end of days is so I can go to all of your JW friends an buy their property cheap. Next time you go to your bible study, ask some questions. Who wrote the Bible? Who edited the Bible, Who translated the Bible? What makes the bible any different than the Holy Koran, Mother Goose, Grimm’s Fairy Tales, or the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Why is Chuck Taze Russel’s “New World Translation” better than King James, Martin Lutheran, or Thomas Jefferson’s versions? Hold on, Jehova is calling me on my cell, he is giving me some divine inspiration. Watch for my testament in a holy book near you…
And because someone took the time to write it down, it must be true. QED
Quoting Bible passages is about as meaningless as singing Waltzing Matilda… less in fact.
Oh dear, oh dear.
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Here’s another xtian who comes into our church and quotes their book at us. As if that is going to change anybody’s mind. If we went into their church and read our book at them, they would be outraged.
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Tempting to try it sometime. But, alas, I have manners, so I won’t.
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RAmen
Umm… whats your point?
Throwing scripture at people who don’t believe in it? do you really expect people to take you seriously? there is really no point in telling people who don’t believe in hell, that they’re going to be spending eternity there…
and exodus, or romans or Corinthians for that matter, can say whatever they like, it don’t make it true. you cant prove anything through scripture until you prove that the scripture it true. can you do that? Can you prove that god exists and that he wrote your holy book? please don’t try and prove that by quoting more scripture… spare us.
i get so frustrated i want to scream…
CARBONARRAAAAHH!!
First, let me point out that you are quoting a fictional book written by men. Consequently this causes your quotes to be meaningless. If you were to say this book is not fiction, I would ask you to prove it.
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The best way to convince someone that the bible is a bunch of unholy crap is to make them read it. Anyone with half a brain will realize that it is a bunch of fairy tales.
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Aside from my arguments above, allow me to indulge in this quoting game.
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Deuteronomy 20:10
“When thou comest nigh unto a city to fight against it, then proclaim peace unto it. And it shall be, if it make thee answer of peace, and open unto thee, then it shall be, that all the people that is found therein shall be tributaries unto thee, and they shall serve thee. And if it will make no peace with thee, but will make war against thee, then thou shalt besiege it. And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword. But the WOMAN, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the LORD thy God hath given thee.”
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The woman? I wonder what was done with those women? There are translations of this passage where the word women is replaced with the word virgin. How old would a virgin be in this time period? 15? 16? Would these “women” want to be with these men that have taken them from their homes? I’m sure the word rape could sum up my point here.
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Deuteronomy 22:28
“If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.”
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REEEEAAALLY? So I can just go find a virgin, have my way with her, and if I get caught my punishment is to give her father 50 pieces of silver and marry her? Well I could probably find quite a few federal prison inmates that would love a principle like this… Lucky most humans are not stupid and we put people like this in jail
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I have one last quote. Is not from the Christian bible, but sounds like it belongs with it. It is scary how similar the quran and the bible are so similar.
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“Remember thy Lord inspired the angels (with the message): “I am with you: give firmness to the Believers: I will instil terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers: smite ye above their necks and smite all their finger-tips off them.”
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Anyway, my point with all this quoting is your god makes Hitler look like a pretty cool guy. I would worship a Flying Spaghetti monster, hell I would worship a doorknob before I took the bible to be the word of an all loving all caring god.
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Your quotes mean nothing. I was a Christian when I was very young, then I read the bible, then I wasn’t a Christian. It’s as simple as that.
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RAmen
Blah, blah, blah, a few quotes does not evidence make. Face it; we are all just guessing here. At least mine is an educated guess!
I know all these words but I can’t parse this. Can someone translate it into American for me please?
“Oh no I am right oh no that this pasts frainism is a bunch of hungry fatbodys.”
Especially that. I don’t even know where to start….
Also, is there not a “Thou shalt not kill” thing somewhere in the bible? Although ironically, all this has proved that there are other gods out there besides the christian one. There god said so himself.
I want proof other than the Bible that Chistianit is THE religion. Keep in mind many other relgions make just as compelling an arguement and are older and more historicaly accurate. So, prove it.
Take your time, I don’t expect a reply. Dogma excludes the use of rational thought, and it seems all you know about is the Dogma. Shame you don’t use that brain your God suposesly gave you.
Oh, and on a side note. Those are all from the Old Testament, that isn’t the part with Christ in it (you know Christianity)>
I really want to respond to this one, but am not sure this is the right forum for what I want to say. So apologies to all concerned if you find this inappropriate.
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First off - 16yofc (does that stand for 16 year old fundamentalist Christian?) I want to assure you that we may not agree with your religious convictions, but you are welcome to believe what you want, as are we.
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My only concern is that the you ask yourself one question. Is your religious conviction the result of blindly following what someone else has told you? Or have you actually sat down and thought about what you have been told and arrived at your own conclusions?
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You see, that is what most of us here have done. We have spent quite some time examining the issues for ourselves and have arrived at the point where we see that the observable evidence in the world around us does not agree with what the Bible says about creation. The science does not support the biblical account.
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This means that we do not agree that Creationism (Intelligent Design) should be taught as a science, in the science class room.
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If you want it to be taught in your schools, teach it in a comparative religion class or a philosophy class.
Secondly, and this is the bit that might not really fit in this forum, the passages you have taken from the bible to support your condemnation of us are actually condemning you. By attacking us you are flying in the face of what these passages are about. Rather than emulating the character of Jesus you have lorded yourself over us as being better than us because of what you believe.
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You have completely missed the point.
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Take some time to sit and think about what you have said, how it fits with what the bible says about Jesus, and then ask yourself if your attitude is consistent with true Christian faith.
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BTW I am an a recovering Catholic who has come through Protestantism to Agnosticism by way of Atheism, so I think I have the experience to back up what I am saying to you.
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Drew (PastaTux)