Take a look in exodus chapter 20 verse 3 -5 clearly states no to worshop any other God besides Jehova it also states in the same book chapter 23 verse 24. it tells us to demolish pagan gods so that mean we have to crush y’alls “SPAGATTI MONSTER” (that is so lame and retarded) and if you guys even want to enjoy peace in your life and know that you are going to heaven look up romans chapter 3 verse 23 it say for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god that means EVERY BODY SINS BUT GOD AND JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIORtake another look
Romans 5:6-21
6 You see, at just the right time, when we were still powerless, Christ died for the ungodly. 7 Very rarely will anyone die for a righteous man, though for a good man someone might possibly dare to die. 8 But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. 9 Since we have now been justified by his blood, how much more shall we be saved from God’s wrath through him! 10 For if, when we were God’s enemies, we were reconciled to him through the death of his Son, how much more, having been reconciled, shall we be saved through his life! 11 Not only is this so, but we also rejoice in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have now received reconciliation. 12 Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all men, because all sinned– 13 for before the law was given, sin was in the world. But sin is not taken into account when there is no law. 14 Nevertheless, death reigned from the time of Adam to the time of Moses, even over those who did not sin by breaking a command, as did Adam, who was a pattern of the one to come. 15 But the gift is not like the trespass. For if the many died by the trespass of the one man, how much more did God’s grace and the gift that came by the grace of the one man, Jesus Christ, overflow to the many! 16 Again, the gift of God is not like the result of the one man’s sin: The judgment followed one sin and brought condemnation, but the gift followed many trespasses and brought justification. 17 For if, by the trespass of the one man, death reigned through that one man, how much more will those who receive God’s abundant provision of grace and of the gift of righteousness reign in life through the one man, Jesus Christ. 18 Consequently, just as the result of one trespass was condemnation for all men, so also the result of one act of righteousness was justification that brings life for all men. 19 For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners, so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous. 20 The law was added so that the trespass might increase. But where sin increased, grace increased all the more, 21 so that, just as sin reigned in death, so also grace might reign through righteousness to bring eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lordor how about this one
Romans 10:1-11
1 Brothers, my heart’s desire and prayer to God for the Israelites is that they may be saved. 2 For I can testify about them that they are zealous for God, but their zeal is not based on knowledge. 3 Since they did not know the righteousness that comes from God and sought to establish their own, they did not submit to God’s righteousness. 4 Christ is the end of the law so that there may be righteousness for everyone who believes. 5 Moses describes in this way the righteousness that is by the law: “The man who does these things will live by them.” 6 But the righteousness that is by faith says: “Do not say in your heart, ‘Who will ascend into heaven?’” (that is, to bring Christ down) 7 “or ‘Who will descend into the deep?’” (that is, to bring Christ up from the dead). 8 But what does it say? “The word is near you; it is in your mouth and in your heart,” that is, the word of faith we are proclaiming: 9 That if you confess with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved. 11 As the Scripture says, “Anyone who trusts in him will never be put to shame.”there is more
Corinthians 3:11-15
11 For no one can lay any foundation other than the one already laid, which is Jesus Christ. 12 If any man builds on this foundation using gold, silver, costly stones, wood, hay or straw, 13 his work will be shown for what it is, because the Day will bring it to light. It will be revealed with fire, and the fire will test the quality of each man’s work. 14 If what he has built survives, he will receive his reward. 15 If it is burned up, he will suffer loss; he himself will be saved, but only as one escaping through the flames.Oh no I am right oh no that this pasts frainism is a bunch of hungry fatbodys.
-16yofc
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Eeeeuw…we’re being bible versed again!
Shoo…..go on shoo
16yofc,
We can point to passages in our Holy Book that say the FSM is the creator of the world. What makes your Bible more correct than ours? I can only hope one day you will come to worship his noodliness. Until then, I pray you are touched by his noodly appendage. RAmen.
We don’t believe what the bible says.
Okay your turn now.
I’m overthrown by skriptures, I surrender :) No, I’m joking :)
Why does every whacko think, that if he knew his fantasy book by hard, its convicning?
I know many people who know LOTR by hard, does that make it true?
Well, if a book says, its the only true word of god, why not, right? :D lol
Also, here in the heart of europe, posibly one of the most atheistic countries, there is no need for pastafarianism, which makes me sad and happy at the same time :)
Ramen from Brno :)
Okay… I have to admit, I gave up on reading this at “y’alls” but whoever wrote this must be high on something… honestly. Quoting pieces from the Bible to non-Christians… when will they learn?
“But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you” - Jesus of Nazareth, as recorded in Matthew 5:44
I cant find anywhere in your bible that says to force your beliefs on others.
why do you follow a book that contradicts itself?
first you say that Jesus died to forgive our sins……later says that god will send the sinners to hell.
Then , why god let Jesus die in the cross?
It is easy…the bible is bullshit.
God you’re an idiot…
*woooooooosh*
Oh I see. Now that the might of random scriptures has blinded me, I wil worship God.
RAmen
Why should I heed the words of a god I DON’T WORSHIP! Jeez Louise! And yes, I do actually say Jeez Louise in real life. As well as Fudgeums.
So that person’s proof that his religion is the right religion is because his religion says so. That’s really twisted logic.
I won’t be the first to point this little gem out, probably, but if we don’t even believe in the Bible, why should we care what it says?
Your gospel is false, ours is the one true gospel; you just wasted your time.
Eh. Seems like a manufactured spoof. Sorry, I don’t buy this one as genuine.
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-OEJ
“Take a look in exodus chapter 20 verse 3 -5 clearly states no to worshop any other God ”
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Pure advertising in a world of competition - what would you expect it to say? The book of Pepsi tells us “Thou shalt have no other Cola but me”, but I still drink Coke from time to time.
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16 is no where near old enough to make an informed decision on such an important question - give it a couple of years before picking this particular brand of unreason.
And somehow a book written thousands of years ago at a time when people still believed the world was flat is proof that will change my mind? Wow! Your arrogance knows no bounds.
Well, I guess that settles the issue.
“it tells us to demolish pagan gods so that mean we have to crush y’alls ‘SPAGATTI MONSTER’ (that is so lame and retarded)”. You call pastafarianisms and their god retarded, but then you can’t even spell spaghetti right?
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Well at least you bothered to actually find the proper passages as opposed to saying ‘my mom said they’re in there’. Good job with that. But, explain please how you know that the Bible is true over our Gospel? You’ll probably tell me that our Gospel was written by man, but newsflash, Bible was written by people too. And translated a zillion times, which means it’s probably deviated from the original a significant margin. People inspired by God wrote it? Methinks Bobby was inspired by the FSM too.
They have nothing over each other, and that’s the point. May he honor you with his noodly appendage. rAmen.
Thanks for the info.
Bible quoters scare me though, so sorry, I can not date you at the moment. Bye.