Take a look in exodus chapter 20 verse 3 -5 clearly states no to worshop any other God besides Jehova it also states in the same book chapter 23 verse 24. it tells us to demolish pagan gods so that mean we have to crush y’alls “SPAGATTI MONSTER” (that is so lame and retarded) and if you guys even want to enjoy peace in your life and know that you are going to heaven look up romans chapter 3 verse 23 it say for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god that means EVERY BODY SINS BUT GOD AND JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIORtake another look
Romans 5:6-21
6 You see, at just the right time, when we were still powerless, Christ died for the ungodly. 7 Very rarely will anyone die for a righteous man, though for a good man someone might possibly dare to die. 8 But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. 9 Since we have now been justified by his blood, how much more shall we be saved from God’s wrath through him! 10 For if, when we were God’s enemies, we were reconciled to him through the death of his Son, how much more, having been reconciled, shall we be saved through his life! 11 Not only is this so, but we also rejoice in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have now received reconciliation. 12 Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all men, because all sinned– 13 for before the law was given, sin was in the world. But sin is not taken into account when there is no law. 14 Nevertheless, death reigned from the time of Adam to the time of Moses, even over those who did not sin by breaking a command, as did Adam, who was a pattern of the one to come. 15 But the gift is not like the trespass. For if the many died by the trespass of the one man, how much more did God’s grace and the gift that came by the grace of the one man, Jesus Christ, overflow to the many! 16 Again, the gift of God is not like the result of the one man’s sin: The judgment followed one sin and brought condemnation, but the gift followed many trespasses and brought justification. 17 For if, by the trespass of the one man, death reigned through that one man, how much more will those who receive God’s abundant provision of grace and of the gift of righteousness reign in life through the one man, Jesus Christ. 18 Consequently, just as the result of one trespass was condemnation for all men, so also the result of one act of righteousness was justification that brings life for all men. 19 For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners, so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous. 20 The law was added so that the trespass might increase. But where sin increased, grace increased all the more, 21 so that, just as sin reigned in death, so also grace might reign through righteousness to bring eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lordor how about this one
Romans 10:1-11
1 Brothers, my heart’s desire and prayer to God for the Israelites is that they may be saved. 2 For I can testify about them that they are zealous for God, but their zeal is not based on knowledge. 3 Since they did not know the righteousness that comes from God and sought to establish their own, they did not submit to God’s righteousness. 4 Christ is the end of the law so that there may be righteousness for everyone who believes. 5 Moses describes in this way the righteousness that is by the law: “The man who does these things will live by them.” 6 But the righteousness that is by faith says: “Do not say in your heart, ‘Who will ascend into heaven?’” (that is, to bring Christ down) 7 “or ‘Who will descend into the deep?’” (that is, to bring Christ up from the dead). 8 But what does it say? “The word is near you; it is in your mouth and in your heart,” that is, the word of faith we are proclaiming: 9 That if you confess with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved. 11 As the Scripture says, “Anyone who trusts in him will never be put to shame.”there is more
Corinthians 3:11-15
11 For no one can lay any foundation other than the one already laid, which is Jesus Christ. 12 If any man builds on this foundation using gold, silver, costly stones, wood, hay or straw, 13 his work will be shown for what it is, because the Day will bring it to light. It will be revealed with fire, and the fire will test the quality of each man’s work. 14 If what he has built survives, he will receive his reward. 15 If it is burned up, he will suffer loss; he himself will be saved, but only as one escaping through the flames.Oh no I am right oh no that this pasts frainism is a bunch of hungry fatbodys.
-16yofc
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Why then were there other holy texts written also stating to merely believe in them? There are hundreds of other holy beings out there. And one thing that the Bible so foolishly messed up in the very beginning is when your god created light, BEFORE he created the Sun. Now how would that make sense? It doesn’t. Your “god” always claims to mix fabrics should cause you to be punished. Go ahead, fall into the Bible. Live your life by it’s every word - stone your children if they ever hit you. It’s fine, because the Bible said it was okay to do it.
It’s NOT okay. The Bible is rubbish.
Once again, more Christians posting with horrible fucking spelling and punctuation. How do these people think we’re going to be able to read the things they post? They teach spelling and grammar in school so that you use it correctly. Anywho…
Numerous people have said it before me, but for some reason I feel the need to reiterate that nobody that is surfing this site gives a shit about Bible scripture. You could quote it for days, and nobody would read it. Here’s an idea for you though: Go back and re-read you Bible, and see if you can’t find any good moral teachings in it, say perhaps TOLERANCE!
The world is made up of many people of many colors, cultures, faiths, shapes, sizes, smells, and even hairstyles. If you can’t be tolerant of the people around you, maybe you should just off yourself, man. But have a nice heaping bowl of spaghetti and meatballs before you do. Maybe throw a little Romano cheese on top. You never know: It just might change your opinion of this “ridiculous” religion.
PIRATES ROCK!!!
RAmen
So really it comes down to following what comes a few lines after that whole praise no other gods bit…
Exd 20:4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness [of any thing] that [is] in heaven above, or that [is] in the earth beneath, or that [is] in the water under the earth:
Exd 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God [am] a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth [generation] of them that hate me;
So making a crusifix, with your savior who is supposidly in heaven, is bad mKay.
Praying to Jesus, who is not Jehova, that’s bad mKay.
Having a multitude of Saints who you can ask things from and for, well you get the point mKay.
Quoting scripture to those who don’t follow that book, but have a better one, waste of time
mKay!
RAmen
1. Doesn’t it also say “Judge not lest ye be judged”?
2. What is it with fundies and the word ’spaghetti’? Do they get it wrong out of contempt or something? SPAGATTI? Wtf?
3. There is NO point 3
Why do you people take the bait so readily? Has not life taught you that arguing the toss with the devout is akin to nailing jelly to a wall? It can be frustrating and annoying to enter into a conversation with people barely equipped to entertain the visualisation of a single mile let alone encompass the idea that a 4 thousand year old Hebrew soap opera might be simply that. The bible is a collection of scripts, written by normal everyday hermetic outcasts (”and they removed the tent pegs of Rasilon…..” - because someone literate, literally recorded the event of Rasilon moving camp - Wow!!!) and translated across centuries.
Don’t feed the fire - let ‘em absolve themselves of all personal responsibility and follow the dogma - remember - “Faith is a great consolation” - mind you, being hooked up to a pethadine drip would probably feel pretty good to.
“Most people would rather Die than think - in fact they do!”
- Bertrand Russel
Lets not forget the purpose of our cause. The separation of Church and state. To do this we must maintain people on both sides of the line. Sure their are militant atheists and Christian Fundamentalists (among other groups), but we should always keep in mind that this organization is not against the average, sensible, reasonable religious/ nonreligious individual.
These Christians write the most longwinded hate-mail
Dude… you are looking at it the wrong way. What Exodus tells us does not matter because the only true god is FSM. That’s it.
Bibles are good for nothing but toilet paper and fire starters ( and the occasional plate for food)
i also like it how vain and jealouse jehova is ( or yaweh you can never tell with christians) and how he feels so insecure that he is the number one religion in the world so he has to crush any other gods or goddesses out there just so he can sleep and not worry about waking up to a bunch of pagan idol worshippers ( like me ). it tells us to demolish pagan gods so that mean we have to crush y’alls “SPAGATTI MONSTER” (that is so lame and retarded) how can you not spell spaghetti but you can spell retarded? and the y’alls really really really makes me happy to know that christians know how to speak in a civil manner rather than the hick,redneck,hill billy way of speaking. Lets not forget the worlds 1# dad GOD after all he sent his OWN SON down so he could die on a peice of plywood and be spat on and mocked by people who already hated the church ( and for a good reason after all look what their like today) HELL he did that to his OWN SON what makes you think he gives a damn about your worthless existence. I also like how you can’t write your own argument so you have to right down words in the bible word for word ( did you have to look at a book without pictures to accomplish something like that? how terrible for you ) also i seem to recall the pagan religions being around before Jehova and Yaweh….so god just moves in and starts beating the hell out of their followers? sounds like the peace loving, mercifull god we all know. lets not forget that he doesn’t do ANYTHING to help out the people who really need it but instead he says ” i help people who help themselves” oh so if i get myself up in the morning i automatically have to give credit to GOD? what an asshole taking credit for something he doesn’t even care about. and what about the starving people in africa? or the poor people all over the WORLD? doesn’t he give a crap about them? oh wait i forgot i help people who help themselves. SO YOU hear that starving people in africa go find yourself some food and then when you finnally do get some give me credit for it!
i like how he can’t spell spaghetti even though its like right in front of him. and then he says FSM is lame and retarded.
soooo i have this cool idea!
god create Lucifer, but he was evil and was send away and created the evil to annoy the ppl right?
so, if god is perfect, and knows everything, way did he created the devil???
hum?
huuuum?
God=Evil
not god
“Take a look in exodus chapter 20 verse 3 -5 clearly states no to worshop any other God besides Jehova it also states in the same book chapter 23 verse 24″
WTF?? STFU D:
So,
Becuase your holy books says that I’m wrong, I should believe what it says. Do you know what a circular argument is? Your last statement would be like me saying to believe in the Koran as correct, because the Koran says it’s right. And since none of the religions that I have ever seen, actually prove that they are correct, I see no reason to believe in them. So unless you can prove that those words are correct they will remain in my eyes, words. It’s just like how the U.N. is, unfortuately, usless organization, because it dosn’t actaully have any force behind it. (No offense U.N. but we really need you to get some clout).
-J.T.S.
I find it hilarious for two reasons:
He puts all this effort into writing a long letter and does not even understand what we are all about, and
He somehow thinks that quoting lines from a book we don’t believe is true will concince us “God” is real.
And surely aren’t there better things to do with your time than worship an invisible man who lives in the sky?
Blah Blah Blah Sin, Blah Blah, Jesus Christ, Blah.
Take a look in Genesis, namely Gen 19:6.
Lot was going to give his two daughters to the angry mob to do with as the mob wished, and your fucking God saved Lot from the distruction of Sodom? What the FUCK could the sodomites have done that was worse than what Lot was about to do? Tell me. Why would your god save this prick? Then his two daughters rape Lot and get pregnant by him and God doesn’t do shit about that? — But later in the bible when the good king sleeps with a Hittite tramp, god causes the child to suffer for seven days and then die?
What the FUCK is WRONG with this god of yours?
Take a look in your own book asshole, I wont because its messages sicken me.
And so people try to conform our minority of intelligence.
Zach, I disagree. A plate is too high for the Bible.
Just because your fictional book it says to destroy other people’s religion you feel you are right. If i make a holy book and i say to burn every other book that has the word “god” in it, does this mean i am right?
“it tells us to demolish pagan gods so that mean we have to crush y’alls “SPAGATTI MONSTER” (that is so lame and retarded) and if you guys even want to enjoy peace in your life and know that you are going to heaven look up romans chapter 3 verse 23 it say for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god that means EVERY BODY SINS BUT GOD AND JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIOR”
Congrats on the worst written sentence of all time. Shall I proof this for you, Moron? Let start with “mean” - ah, ah, ah, verb needs to agree with noun. Minus 10 point. “we have to crush y’alls” - we will have to crush all of your. Minus 50 for fake word and wrong verb tense. “SPAGATTI” - misspelled. Minus 10. “Retarded” - this means reduced growth; incorrect usage (try moronic, idiotic, unintelligent - just like you); also not PC. Minus 25. Multiple instances of missing punctuation. Minus 1 billion. “romans” - needs to be capitalized. Minus 5. “say” - see “mean” above. Minus 10.
“EVERY BODY SINS BUT GOD AND JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIOR” - whew, great job with the number of mistakes in just a few words - “every body” - needs to be one word. “but” - needs to be except; wrong word usage. Need a comma after “sins” and “Christ.” Needs exclamation point after savior.
you were obviously home schooled and apparently dropped out after 1st grade. Nice job. Please DO NOT BREED.
when did paganism mean any god that isn’t Christian? don’t EVER compare us to pagans, you asshat!