Take a look in exodus chapter 20 verse 3 -5 clearly states no to worshop any other God besides Jehova it also states in the same book chapter 23 verse 24. it tells us to demolish pagan gods so that mean we have to crush y’alls “SPAGATTI MONSTER” (that is so lame and retarded) and if you guys even want to enjoy peace in your life and know that you are going to heaven look up romans chapter 3 verse 23 it say for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god that means EVERY BODY SINS BUT GOD AND JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIORtake another look
Romans 5:6-21
6 You see, at just the right time, when we were still powerless, Christ died for the ungodly. 7 Very rarely will anyone die for a righteous man, though for a good man someone might possibly dare to die. 8 But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. 9 Since we have now been justified by his blood, how much more shall we be saved from God’s wrath through him! 10 For if, when we were God’s enemies, we were reconciled to him through the death of his Son, how much more, having been reconciled, shall we be saved through his life! 11 Not only is this so, but we also rejoice in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have now received reconciliation. 12 Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all men, because all sinned– 13 for before the law was given, sin was in the world. But sin is not taken into account when there is no law. 14 Nevertheless, death reigned from the time of Adam to the time of Moses, even over those who did not sin by breaking a command, as did Adam, who was a pattern of the one to come. 15 But the gift is not like the trespass. For if the many died by the trespass of the one man, how much more did God’s grace and the gift that came by the grace of the one man, Jesus Christ, overflow to the many! 16 Again, the gift of God is not like the result of the one man’s sin: The judgment followed one sin and brought condemnation, but the gift followed many trespasses and brought justification. 17 For if, by the trespass of the one man, death reigned through that one man, how much more will those who receive God’s abundant provision of grace and of the gift of righteousness reign in life through the one man, Jesus Christ. 18 Consequently, just as the result of one trespass was condemnation for all men, so also the result of one act of righteousness was justification that brings life for all men. 19 For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners, so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous. 20 The law was added so that the trespass might increase. But where sin increased, grace increased all the more, 21 so that, just as sin reigned in death, so also grace might reign through righteousness to bring eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lordor how about this one
Romans 10:1-11
1 Brothers, my heart’s desire and prayer to God for the Israelites is that they may be saved. 2 For I can testify about them that they are zealous for God, but their zeal is not based on knowledge. 3 Since they did not know the righteousness that comes from God and sought to establish their own, they did not submit to God’s righteousness. 4 Christ is the end of the law so that there may be righteousness for everyone who believes. 5 Moses describes in this way the righteousness that is by the law: “The man who does these things will live by them.” 6 But the righteousness that is by faith says: “Do not say in your heart, ‘Who will ascend into heaven?’” (that is, to bring Christ down) 7 “or ‘Who will descend into the deep?’” (that is, to bring Christ up from the dead). 8 But what does it say? “The word is near you; it is in your mouth and in your heart,” that is, the word of faith we are proclaiming: 9 That if you confess with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved. 11 As the Scripture says, “Anyone who trusts in him will never be put to shame.”there is more
Corinthians 3:11-15
11 For no one can lay any foundation other than the one already laid, which is Jesus Christ. 12 If any man builds on this foundation using gold, silver, costly stones, wood, hay or straw, 13 his work will be shown for what it is, because the Day will bring it to light. It will be revealed with fire, and the fire will test the quality of each man’s work. 14 If what he has built survives, he will receive his reward. 15 If it is burned up, he will suffer loss; he himself will be saved, but only as one escaping through the flames.Oh no I am right oh no that this pasts frainism is a bunch of hungry fatbodys.
-16yofc
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Well, with the beginning already, I kind of expected long citations of that crazy old book.
Glad to know I wasn’t disappointed.
It would be better if you could at least learn to check your spelling.
Nobody here cares about your religion, so please, spare us the boredom of it.
Wow, you sure can quote rote scripture. You’ve been well indoctrinated. Have some spaghetti.
So what if people worship pasta? It’s a damn fine food. Last time i checked Christianity was a peaceful and tolerant religon. I guess the nazi fascists like yourself are simply to bigoted to see this.
That’s deep brother.
I’m glad to know that the Bibles for Convicts program is alive in strong, but hwen did you guys get such readily available computer access.
I think the current administration is investing in using inmates for “digital defense” against “religous extremists”.
Or maybe he’s just a part of Black Water’s online detachment.
Science is based on observation, experimentation, data and analysis.
Religion is based on superstition, magic and fear.
Dogma rules, but you can get over it.
Would you care for cheese on your spaghetti?
As a Christian, your response is embarrassing and immature. If you actually believe you can “win converts” this way, you are sadly mistaken. People like you are the reason that so many people “hate God.”
What you need is a healthy dose of the rest of exodus, leviticus, deuteronomy, shall i go on? because there are around 600 laws that you are supposed to follow. so tell me, how many have you broken? one really good one is if you charged interest on a loan (this is something even the church openly does even though the bible says you’re not supposed to!) or perhaps you never gave your father lip? cause if you did either of these you were supposed to have been stoned. YAR AND RAMEN PRAISE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!
This would all be very scary IF I believed any of the crap in that badly written 2000-year-old piece of junk. The only reason the faithful aren’t locked up in the asylum is because there are simply too many of them.
Do you have any idea how arrogant and small-minded it is to claim you are going to heaven and everyone on this site is going to hell? If you do believe in God, then leave that particular judgement to him. In fact, just enjoy your “God” and leave us alone to enjoy ours. I’ll seek you out in the afterlife and if there’s no beer-volcano, I’ll admit I was wrong.
why does he tell us to take a look in exodus, if he’s then going to tell us all the important bits anyway.
Foolish Fundie, Foolish Foolish Fundie
it also says we should kill and rape people. and steal ppls land. I think i like our spaghetti gods morals better
peace love and pirates
RAmen
Isn’t one of the ten commandments thou shalt not kill, or something to that effect? Do you know what Christians did to demolish the pagan gods? It consisted mostly of killing all of the pagans. Sound kinda hypocritical to anyone?
it’s funny how they can quote the hell outta this book to damn us but they forget about passages that tell them to accept others regardless, ‘love thy neighbor’, or something to that effect. ‘Judge not lest ye be judged’, is a favorite of mine. They’ll never understand how closeminded and ignorant they sound…it’s like we’re back in Europe around 1415 and some guy’s trying to say the world may not be flat…
just a test
what kind of person has nothing better to do but write something so boring and so long to people who dont even care
-16yofc
16 years old and fkn crazy
Did anyone actually read that whole thing? I didn’t even try to skim over it
My child,
What if your “God” does not exist? What if I do? Ridiculous as I may sound, am I more ridiculous than a man who talks to a burning bush and under its command goes to set his people free? More ridiculous than the same man splitting a sea in two and living in the desert for 40 years, inventing matzoh, etc, etc? I think not. And if I exist and your God does not, does that give my people a right to kill you? I think not, and I also think your God is rather jealous. I am a tolerant, accepting being who allows my children to believe what they choose. There is no way to find out whether God or I exist, for you can not know whether I wrote this post or whether a mortal is impersonating me. As you may never know who is in the right, I suggest that you tolerate your fellow mortals’ beliefs and accept them as you are, though you may disagree.
Peace, Love, and Pirates to all!
RAmen,
FSM
If you lived in Europe, you’d be living in an asylum, mate!
Ok! You say that we must demolish our god!
let´s finish him with some garlic bread!
And some wine….
By the way, please read a book, mate. You ought to learn how to spell.
Are you reasoning your hate (or your wish to crush us), or are you trying to convince us not to follow another god? If the former, then why are you telling us? If the latter, then quoting the bible, which it can be assumed that we do not agree with due to the fact that we do not believe in your god, extensively is not going to do much and may, in fact, hinder your efforts to convert us. Though I understand I have no jurisdiction over y’all’s choice of words, it would be nice you people would refrain from saying “y’all”, as it gives the logical members of the southern community a bad name.