Comments on: fsm appears in Israeli painting

By: Mason Moore

Mason Moore — Wed, 28 May 2008 01:11:57 +0000

I love your ideas, and I’m thinking of converting to Pastafarianism from Christianity.
May you all be touched by His noodly appendage.
RAmen.

By: Michael

Michael — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:50:16 +0000

You do know that was painted by 6 year olds…
I should know I wuz ther
lol

By: ET, Smallville

ET, Smallville — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:18:20 +0000

As an Israeli citizen, I am most grateful for the appearance of FSM amongst us. As a computer scientist, I have many times stood in wonder at the bizarre effects that computers display on many occasions. There is no doubt in my mind that a higher power is responsible for many of these effects. For example, when my son was 5 years old, he played Digger and the computer spitefully disqualified him just as he was nearing the record that his sister set. Now I understand that the problem was that as a 5 years old, he was not aware enough of the deeds of FSM. Also, when I program a computer, it many times displays bizarre effects which I didn’t mean. For example, if I ask it to add 1 to a number, it sometimes (but not always) turns a large positive number to a negative one. No one could explain this reasonably, although scientists many times tried to explain it logically. Now I know: It’s FSM.

Ramen, ramen and ramen to that!
ET

By: Guy

Guy — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:52:20 +0000

“We didn’t paint Him, I swear. I have no idea how He got there”
The FSM sure works in mysterious ways…

It’s so obvious, just look around you, how can’t everyone see that’s the work of a flying spaghetti monster?
Only spaghetti can do such a beautiful creation…
RAmen.

By: Incognito

Incognito — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 21:16:00 +0000

Although precise calculations reveal that letting the non-Pastafarians live is a much deadlier option than their total elimination, the overly eager Pastafarians have dropped their mass slaughtering schemes. You may cease to worry.

As to the Pastafarian Holy City/homeland, I, too, can think of several reasons why it should not be Jerusalem/Israel, including the lack of originality.

By: James D

James D — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:05:25 +0000

For those wondering what the pastafarian homeland is, the open seas my brothers and wenches, and female pirates that are not wenches, the open seas. Where we can drink grog and have wenches, and maybe male wenches for the female pirates, all sounds good. Before I forget, in order to reiterate my point, the pastafarian homeland is the pirate boat.

By: Pluveus

Pluveus — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:58:13 +0000

No, if we’re going to have a Holy City, it has to be somewhere where all can live in harmony, uncliamed land, where flours of all kinds can be shipped, wheat, semolina, even rice. I’m thinking somewhere in the Mediterainean, or on an unclaimed Caribean Island(to be close to our pirate roots).

And, although it goes without saying, no elimination, hate is bad, read the Gospel, learn it, live it, love it.

By: Rev. Connor

Rev. Connor — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:03:45 +0000

couldn’t we get a slightly nicer restaurant for our holy land? I mean, Pizza Hut? thats pizza, not pasta. How about the Spaghetti Factory here in Seattle? That has Spaghetti right in the name.

By: Ramenlover

Ramenlover — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:53:05 +0000

Pizza Hut as our Holy Land…I like it. ; )

By: ramen brother

ramen brother — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:48:09 +0000

i dont mean to insult pastafarianism, but who are the prophet/s?

By: morgor

morgor — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:16:21 +0000

he moves in mysterious ways.

By: DocWazoo

DocWazoo — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 06:08:25 +0000

Being Israeli myself, I’m glad to see that the FSM has finally made its official appearance in my country.
RAmen!

By: mad jack flint

mad jack flint — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:45:04 +0000

can we have a pastafarian homeland too?
i suggest taking over Pizza Hut and naturally pasta bearing Italian restaurants. The tolerance and pacificism bits are going to be a problem of course…

By: James D

James D — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:47:25 +0000

Whoa, who said anything about elimination, if they don’t want to convert let them believe what they want, they can still get into our heaven as long as they are not complete jerks, the FSM will still accept them, mass genocide of non-beleivers is for the Christians, Muslims and usually against the jews, the poor jews, well anyway Genocide is not the pastafarian way, let it go Incognito, let it go.
RAmen
James D

By: Ramen_loving_brittni

Ramen_loving_brittni — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:32:06 +0000

to beautiful for words…

RAmen

By: Apprentice Frederic

Apprentice Frederic — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:57:03 +0000

Consistent with other posts, non-violence and tolerance are clearly the way to go. Perhaps Pastafarianism can be catapulted onto the World Stage by catalyzing peace and harmony in Israel/Gaza/West Bank. Do we have pastafazoola missiles ready to launch from pirate ships in the Persian Gulf or in the eastern Mediterranean????

By: Barnacle Bill

Barnacle Bill — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:46:24 +0000

I thought the Holy City of Pastafarianism was somewhere in Italy, where they make fine spaghetti and meatballs.
Anyway, what I want to say is that while it can be argued that the image on the grilled cheese sandwich may or not be Jesus, or the salt stains under a bridge may or may not be the Virgin Mary, there can be no doubt whatsoever that the image that appears in this painting is indeed the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
This is a clear image, not so much a matter of interpretation as it is an actual representation.

You have to forgive the people of Israel for thinking it means that they have to fight against all others who do not share their beliefs, as this is what they have been conditioned to believe.
That His Noodley Goodness has chosen to appear to these people clearly suggests that He has come to bring peace to a land that has always been home to religious warfare.
Thank you, my fellow Pastafarians, for correcting this misinterpretation of His holy visage.
Peace be with you!
In the name of the pasta, and of the sauce, and of the holy meatballs,
Ramen

By: true beliver

true beliver — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:44:52 +0000

omg, it is a miracle. Can’t you all see that this is the sign for pastafarians the world over to join in a single glorious campaign to destroy that world wide cult they cll christianity, which help our species back for 1500 year! Viva la FSM!!! RAmen!!!

By: Fusillier

Fusillier — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:58:43 +0000

oops, “pillaging”.
Must get ny spelling right, don’t want to be mistaken for a christian!

By: Fusillier

Fusillier — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:56:17 +0000

Peace me hearties! let’s not eliminate anybody, a little grog and plliging is more that sufficient
RAmen